"Because the sense makes sentence, that's why..."

Heya, call me Caro. I sometimes think I'm funny.

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[my-dailydreams]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ilostmygh0st]

[materassassino]

HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY SIR DAVID!

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now

No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

On my dash!??!

Please hold

[mothmadamn]

today I have been blessed omg

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-nuclear-chaos]

[parakeet]

I have to admit that this one made me laugh out loud

[mothmadamn]

Godskin Duo

[voltaspistol]

[depsidase]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[spaghettithighs]

[coolthingoftheday]

Flamingos huddled together in the bathroom at Miami Zoo during Hurricane Andrew on August 24, 1992.

[wordcubed]

This is also the context for that other surreal picture of birds in a bathroom floating around on Tumblr:

[monitorlizardappreciator]

turns out any bathroom becomes a liminal space if you put enough exotic birds in it

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis