[whenyavoguingfem]

lost legends of paris is burning dir. jennie livingston [1990]

[denalifoxx-deactivated20220703]

Why did you decide to match the hair to the dress?

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[surprisebitch]

THE BIGGEST WORKING IN RETAIL MOOD

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[0dmg]

[mockwa]

дракончик

[susiethemoderator]

Amazing

[sappling]

‪Why should i say thank you if a man tells me im beautiful when i’m the one that’s beautiful ‬

[virgoassbitch]

Literally. Like ur welcome

[orotundmutt]

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[valtsv]

before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would get me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, carry on

[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[i-phones-deactivated20230702]

[trophyhunty]

If my boss asks my why I’m late one more time, I’ll point them directly to this video

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[sixpenceee]

City of Manchester celebrating Halloween with large inflatable monsters on buildings. (Source)

[straightwhiteboystexting]

cybabi

he got turned on by the BITMOJI i’m still laughing

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building