houston, i have so many problems

mimi | she/her | 20s | aelandair elsewhere ao3 | bsky this is a multifandom hellhole

[sleepymim]

s4 jon eating people's trauma: ✨️girl dinner✨️

[platoapproved]

— Queen of the Damned

[platoapproved]

I understood my maker.

[userarmand]

I'm told you've lived a fascinating life.

[messvoid]

Let gremlin Armand behead people!

[helloilovefanfiction]

[userarmand]

“Come back to me, most dispassionate teacher. I don’t know what you want.”

[reticent-vampire]

literally

[seraphsfire]

my non-spoiler two cents about episode 4

[lgbtiwtv]

[platoapproved]

What are you doing here, Armand?

[userarmand]

ASSAD ZAMAN as The Vampire Armand Interview with the Vampire: 3x04

‘I have been enduring intense conversation with myself.’

[armandpreg]

My Almound... he is no bigger than a penny. Very damp very sad. Maybe even atom sized. And nobody has picked him up or cradled him gently or kissed his forehead and said 'Armand you are doing so well and you are trying so hard what if we went and laid in bed together and you were so comfycozy?' Why is that. Why is nobody rightfully coddling him. Why is nobody wrapping him in a blankie... ???????

[deathstars]

so much could have been improved in the sequels if kylo ren hadn’t been force sensitive

[deathstars]

no wait think about it. kylo ren not being force sensitive, but so desperate to be so he’s willing to do anything. he feels cheated out of his grand destiny, his powers that his mother and uncle (and cousin?) have. give me the story on the entitlement towards the force. it would have shown that the force is beyond biological, it always has been. it would have given a better reason for kylo ren to “fall to the dark side”, so desperate for a connection to the force that he plays the part of a dark sider, swinging a cracking red lightsaber around with no finesse or training, killing hoping that it will push him further into a dark side of the force he cannot feel. it would have given a reason for him to hate han; that because han isn’t force sensitive, it’s his fault that kylo isn’t either. kylo’s character would have been stronger because his choices would have been his own, instead of whatever whisper dream manipulations they were in canon. his evil has nothing to do with the force, but an entitled man trying to claim a power he believes is his by birthright.

this would have foiled perfectly with finn, too- one is a child born to the most powerful force sensitives in the galaxy who cannot feel the force. and finn is a child who was taken from his family, forced into soldier-hood, who feels such a deep and powerful connection to himself and the force that he breaks free. kylo ren, seething and entitled trying to claim a destiny and power that just aren’t his, and finn, who has suffered at kylo’s actions and still connected to the powerful light inside of him. the “nobody” hero of the sequels who has the power of the force and the legacy-born villain who doesn’t.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

In these two Tumblr posts you've come up with a better plot for free than we got in a trilogy that cost MILLIONS of dollars to make

It would fit with Kylo's character in the first two films as well where he's basically a pathetic manchild edge-lord desperately doing space fascist-cosplay because he wants to feel important and powerful if it turns out that he wasn't "corrupted" by anything...the dark side didn't influence him at all, he's just deliberately choosing to be a monster because he WANTS to dark side to corrupt him further

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

via @firebirdeternal add that to the main post-

[platoapproved]

—She was already broken-hearted, and you burned her first boyfriend. —She's the one who killed him!

[platoapproved]

Her mind, fierce as it is now, will not endure. It will break apart in time.

[defloresce]

papà :(