My Life Is One Big Anxiety Meme

[timeandspaceandstars]

[feelmoss]

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

[toastbutteregg]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[earthpill]

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

[andreauxminyard]

looking for a group of 5 to 7 women who will sit on the floor and wail with me in grief

[writhe]

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[capjtk]

Chris Evans is an ITALIAN, GEMINI from BOSTON. He coulda been the ultimate fuckboi, but he chose not to be. Ugh, his mind. So powerful.

[capsgrantrogers]

[frankink-deactivated20160519]

Why do I feel threatened 98% of the time a man walks behind me

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Survival instinct

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]