Jazz'n the day away

[sleethblade]

Didn't know what to give my sister for her Bday so I drew her a butterfly frog instead.

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Drawing Mountains on my brothers white board as I wait patiently for my sister, Mount Mighty, alone among the stars. 🗻🌟🌙

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I tried to freehand this but it turned out real bad so yes, its traced, that's why it's so perfect, I'm still learning to draw and my current skill are terrible but I love Kuiil, he's an amazing character and I needed to have him on my bedroom wall.

[wigglecoin]

Tag urself with what age ud be when you stop aging

[sleethblade]

Happy New Year! From New Zealand. Saying good bye to 2019 and hello to 2020, into a new decade we go.

[sleethblade]

Some freehand sketches, trying my hand at some art of other art, love The mandalorian, always excited for the next episode.

[sleethblade]

Drew baby yoda on my baby bros whiteboard, sister thought it needed to be looking at something so she drew a butterfly.

[sugarcloak]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS HASN’T ALREADY BEEN DONE

[ruinedchildhood]

[sleethblade]

First there were Porgs and then along came baby Yoda, i shan't ever go back, baby Yoda is now my life and my religion.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[sleethblade]

Another Demon. One day I'll figure out how to get the face right.

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[thedemonsurfer]

This isn’t actually all that rare! 

A broody chicken (one that’s switched into mom mode) really only wants to sit on eggs and raise babies. She doesn’t always care what kind of eggs they are, she doesn’t care what the babies look like. Eggs, then babies. 

Which is pretty great if you’ve got some eggs you want to hatch but their breed doesn’t go broody very well, as you can just pop them under a hen that is broody and she’ll take care of it. Have a hen that’s broody but you don’t want to hatch your own eggs? You can order day old chicks from a hatchery and slip them under her at night and by morning she’ll probably decide they’re hers, sure whatever there were eggs and now babies (this doesn’t have a 100% success rate). And, as the anecdote suggests, you can convince a broody hen to raise

ducklings

quail

turkeys

and, uh. Kittens 8′) 

[obfuscobble]

!!!

[sleethblade]

Complementary colors

[sleethblade]

A fiery Hairdo.

[sleethblade]

#20 and a Happy Pride!!!

[digitaldiscipline]

The Day the Dinosaurs Died

A young paleontologist may have discovered a record of the most significant event in the history of life on Earth.

hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)

[bunjywunjy]

man that’s not just a heck of a read it’s fuckin GROUNDBREAKING is what it is!

this dude actually found a large fossil deposit that was created not just close to, but actually DURING THE K-PG EXTINCTION EVENT.

IT’S LITERALLY A WINDOW BACK IN TIME TO THE CHICXULUB IMPACT, AND TURNS OUT IT WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED

it’s a geologic snapshot of the apocalypse.

[tratserenoyreve]

reading the full article is certainly a trip, and to summarize for those who are intimidated by longer reads:

- chicxulub is the given name for the meteor that struck/initiated the event

- the paleontologist within is described as making groundbreaking discoveries of multiple species every day, but many of his peers discount him because they’re grouchy old dudes he accidentally had a fragment of a turtle bone involved in a larger reconstruction of a fossil this one time and they won’t let him live it down.

- the extinction event was so fast and so destructive, this guy describes this particular dig-site as being so densely layered with dead and dying creatures, there is a lot of organic tissues that have been preserved, and he is able to even discern that many of the marine and freshwater fish may have still been alive as they were buried due to molten glass being found in their gills, implying they were still attempting to breathe.

- they looked into exactly when and how this could have happened, having freshwater and marine animals stacked on top of mammals and larger dinosaurs (including an amazing deinonychus forearm discovery he was able to match to feather fossils he was finding atop the pile), and rather it being the initial tsunami, they are fairly sure that it was caused by a seiche of catastrophic proportions, which would have been set off within the first hour of the event. denser and larger creatures sunk to the bottom, leaving lighter debris like leaves, small fish, feathers, and molten glass on the surface.

summary: terrifying!

[lastoneout]

This is fucking incredible

[kerolunaticat]

Holy SHIT!

[peannlui]

Here’s a famous book snippet describing how feasible that we could find dinosaur fossils on the moon.

[sleepingpowder]

@paleogay

[tuulikki]

Adding this, since I didn’t know the word and pronunciation

[mckitterick]

so, yeah, the Caribbean Sea seiched up outta its bed and walloped the land with a deluge of sea creatures right after the impact apocalypse

[naamahdarling]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon’s got dinosaurs

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s got dinosaurs.