Crazy Goings On

Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand. -Robert G. Allen

[marksandrec]

Marksandrec’s Super Dooper Popcorn Party #285

(“…I made a mistake.”) (Dialogue from Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring; requested by @leruetheday.)

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[oglegoggle]

The X-Men are really gay.

[bullied]

Mother duck: “I’m only buying one box so you all best agree on something or we leave the store right now and no one gets anything”

[welele]

[ugly-bread]

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

[live-laugh-bacon]

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

[malewifespike]

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

[deathgarden69---moved]

Tips from orion

If you wake up one morning and you can’t move anything but your eyes DONT OPEN UR EYES

[dongshouter]

more info!;

- its called sleep paralysis 

- you will not be able to move or talk

- you will feel like there’s someone in the room with you

- you may hallucinate

- it is HORRIBLE

[1rad-deactivated20200128]

wiggle your tongue, it wakes you up. i get them a lot so yea

[deathgarden69---moved]

THHHAAAANNNKKKK YOUUUU

[cryztalgemz-deactivated20150904]

it is also said that wiggling your toes and moving your fingers can help regain your full mobility faster

also, when OP says “don’t open your eyes” it is serious, let me explain:

while asleep, your breathing is very different than while you’re awake, you are consuming way less energy, so you breathe less.

in sleep paralisys, the part of your brain that controls your conciousness and your senses will be awake, but the part that controls your body and lets you move will not.

with this decreased breathing rate, your concious part of the brain will believe you are having difficulty breathing because something is preventing you from, which can lead to a hallucination, which will probably show something you are very afraid of sitting on your chest or strangling you.

if this ever happens to you, wiggle your tongue, your toes, and your fingers, this will help you wake up, but even if it is the middle of the night you should not try an go back to sleep, because it could happen again.

to prevent them you can try sleepinng on your side and preventing having your arms above your head while falling asleep.

sleep paralisys is very scary, please stay safe, and when it all pases remember that it is not real, and that you’re ok.

[lenaoxtonss-deactivated20180418]

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

[sleipnir1025]

UPDATE: I HAVE HANDCUFFED MYSELF AND AM WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PUNISH ME.

[totamethehandsomewolf-deactivat]

The thing with Anxiety and Depression

You can feel really confident in yourself but when someone comments badly on you, you begin to crumble.

You doubt yourself a lot.

Your head begins to hurt when you over think.

You forget to eat sometimes.

You get quiet around friends.

You break down more often

isolation.

You’re confused 

You don’t know why your confused because you’re over thinking all the bad decisions you’ve made in your in your life.

You forget your value, You forget your worth.

[ambientheif]

this. 

[captainragtag]

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

[iidelirium]

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

[sevenpoints]

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

Reblog if your names not Rick

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

sightings

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

sightings

[wolftyla]

note to self: if someone can fall asleep knowing you’re crying, knowing you’re hurting or didn’t get home safe, they don’t care for you.

[oikws]

when ur boyfriend’s a violent sleeper

[thequeenfujoshi]

[my-nameless-bliss]

“so what if that book had a bad movie adaptation? it’s impossible to make a completely satisfying movie version of a book, stop complaining!”

[notxam]

it’s finally here

[sonypraystation]

EL EM AYE OH