im getting slenderman pregnant

Manager at Fake Update Inc. Don't worry about it.

[slendermans-lover]

Fake Updates Incorporated does not take any responsibility in any actions done by any unit (whether thats 01-05-SL, 11-17-RA, or 06-06-SM)l.

please contact us if you have any inquiries using this account.

[goodlouse]

a zine about maybe seeing slenderman :)

[lemonsweet]

Rly rly cute

[lemonsweet]

Rly rly cute

[heedra]

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

[slendermans-lover]

the scared part of me would not win

[slendermans-lover]

what are you going to name the baby

FUCK OFF I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS APOLLO OR KLARION BUT IM NOT NAMING THE BABY SLENDERTRON 3000

[llegato]

im never deleting tiktok

[riseandshowfall]

@realest-slenderman hey. whats this

[realest-slenderman]

I can explain

[slendermans-lover]

i can also explain

[realest-slenderman]

[triangleguy]

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

[triangleguy]

[triangleguy]

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie Slimecicle is Hungry!

[semifontos]

Is there nobody around to feed him?

[slimecicle-undates]

HE ATE THE CAMERAS IN HIS CONTAINMENT ZONE, AND THEN WHEN WE SENT POOR PART TIME IT GUY JONATHAN IN TO REPLACE THEM HE ATE JONATHAN

[starstuff-sys]

ah. yeah now you need to add sacrifices to the budget, sorry

[slimecicle-undates]

we dont even have a budget. i guess we can keep feeding him the interns and part timers.

[chaoticpanz]

Throw a slab of meat at him

[slendermans-lover]

we've been feeding him intern burgers. john from caf dep is very good at making them, and i dont really want to ask.

[slendermans-lover]

who the fuck is running the @slimecicle-undates account?????

that is not fucking klarion who the fuck is that.

and where is klarion???????

[semifontos]

‎

[slendermans-lover]

thats not helpful????? first we lost r-u and now klarion???? whats next im going to be taken out back and suddenly have good grammar

[semifontos]

‎

[slendermans-lover]

NO?????????

im going to hire you and feed you to 11-17-RA.

[slendermans-lover]

who the fuck is running the @slimecicle-undates account?????

that is not fucking klarion who the fuck is that.

and where is klarion???????

[semifontos]

‎

[slendermans-lover]

thats not helpful????? first we lost r-u and now klarion???? whats next im going to be taken out back and suddenly have good grammar

[slendermans-lover]

who the fuck is running the @slimecicle-undates account?????

that is not fucking klarion who the fuck is that.

and where is klarion???????

[fake-update-inc]

We, the upper management team, have no idea where the idea that we had "units" came from.

Nor where "employees" came from, theres only one employee and thats our CEO. please let us know where they came from so we can rectify this.

[slendermans-lover]

this is NOT corporate???? who are you. what do you want from us?????

[slendermans-lover]

employees begging me to return to work, sorry xoxo im too busy trying to go on paternity leave.

[slimecicle-undates]

manager please im begging you idk how to use the doors

[slendermans-lover]

i can't believe you let him out. NO ONE TELL CORPORATE

[slendermans-lover]

employees begging me to return to work, sorry xoxo im too busy trying to go on paternity leave.

[valtsv]

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

[valtsv]

"collect my pages" from the hit indie game "Motherfucker I Will End Your Miserable Life If You Touch My God Damn Pages"