Fake Charlie Slimecicle updates

I KILLED JFK I think update accounts are silly, and I wanted to do one, but there are so many, and I am so so tired, so here's fake updates. After an ask about if I will celebrate holidays, I've decided that the only holiday I will celebrate on this account is my cat's birthday. so everyone wish her a happy birthday on April 11th.

[slimecicle-undates]

Hello and welcome to FAKE chrl slmccl updates (or undates)

I'm Klarion I run this acc, there are no other people. It's just me. I am so autism over this gunky schlop of a man.

This is me clarifying everything is fake. Nothing on this account is real, Charlie Slimecicle is not doing these things.

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HEY HEY LISTEN ANOTHER EDITION TO THIS

ive tripped and fallen headfirst into an arg. ALL ARG POSTS HAVE THE TAG #SLIMECICLE UNDATES' ACCIDENTAL ARG

or at least a variation on it.

another clarification, i am okay, everything is fake, im not in any actual danger. ive gotten a few asks genuinely concerned for my safety, and im okay.

[slimecicle-undates]

Hey official new rule to this account.

DO NOT TAG ME IN SLMCCL X READER SMUT

Tagging me in it is not funny. I don't appreciate it, and I would like for it to stop. Idgaf if you like it, not my circus and all, but //I// don't want to see it.

This is not going to include the person doing it, but you know who you are. 45 tags in 3 days. If you can't be normal with this account you don't get to see it.

I will block freely from now on, this is a hard boundary. I'm not comfortable with this.

You can still tag me in normal slmccl posts!!! I don't mind that!!

Under this line is the full fanfiction related boundaries for ALL fake update related blogs (ranboo-undates, slendermans-lover, sl-01-07, fake-update-inc, etc)

You CAN use my posts as prompts for fanfiction! Even for explicit ones, just for those do not tag me in them. Direct reblogging the post being used as a prompt is always a go on gen!fic and explicit is also okay.

With the explicit/smut fic and gen!fic, you CAN:

Write it

Reblog the post it was inspired/prompted by

Post it (obv)

Send asks/messages asking permission to write it (not required!! But making it clear you can if YOU WANT TO)

AO3 posting is ALSO allowed, PLEASE SEND ME THE LINKS EVEN THE EXPLICIT ONES

You CANNOT:

Tag this account or any other fake update related blog (ranboo-undates, slendermans-lover, etc.)

Send links to the explicit/smut fic to any fake update related blog (UNLESS it's the ao3 link, that's an override of this rule)

Use any fake update related blog as a character (having character named klaire, etc.)

Make chrl slmccl x (any fake update blog) explicit fics

Send an ask telling any fake update account blog telling us you made explicit/smut fic about us, or inspired/prompted by us

If you have found my (slimecicle-undates) main blog, send links, asks, or tag said blog in ANY posts.

Breaking any of the CANNOTs will result in an IMMEDIATE block from all fake update account blogs, unless you are given EXPLICIT PERMISSION by any one of us to break a SPECIFIC CANNOT.

[slimecicle-undates]

I have added more boundary information onto this!

Other than what's outlined here I don't really have any other boundaries, but I will edit and add any that are discovered as we go on.

Thanks for enjoying the blog!

[slimecicle-undates]

hamburgher

Ham burg her? I HARDLY KNOW HER!

[slimecicle-undates]

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IS BACK BABY

[slimecicle-undates]

Not an undate/update post, but an explanation of where I've been!

Last year I was hit by the worst depression episode I've ever had, and it just would not go away. I was so bad my gf called a wellness check on me and I was admitted to the hospital for suicidal ideation and self harm.

It took the option to be paid to take antidepressants for me to get them and now I'm better!

Or getting better!

But I'm back everyone! I sort of fell out of love with Charlie Slimecicle's content and him as a streamer/youtuber, and so nothing posted will reference any of his content.

I missed you all, and late happy new year 🧡

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie Slimecicle is the reason AO3 is down!

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Charlie Slimecicle is stuck pikmin why did my laptop make a pikimin noise i have no audio tabs where did it come from

[slimecicle-undates]

I found you on wplace! (Staying on anon bc I live sorta near there lol)

hi anon! i ALSO live near there so

LEGAL REQUIREMENT MET LOCAL MINION!

[slimecicle-undates]

Found you on our city’s wplace….

LEGAL REQUIREMENT FULFILLED MINION!!!!!

looks like my advertisement is working!

[slimecicle-undates]

I found you on the World Wide Web…….

LEGAL REQUIREMENT FUFILLED MINION!

jokes aside, on what part of the world wide web? just anon it still if you want minion.

[slimecicle-undates]

hey you rat bastards i hid my username + a drawing i did in wplace so you are legally required to tell me if you either find it or found it and followed me because of it.

[slimecicle-undates]

NO JOB TOO BIG, NO SLIME TOO SMALL!

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE, HE'S ON A ROLL!

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie Slimecicle invented tear away pants!

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how would u feel if some1 dono'd slmccl ab this acc?

i dont really mind it. if someone does/did dono to Slimecicle telling him about this account i doubt he'd actually read the message just because he gets a lot of dono's, but if he does read it i'd love to have the clip sent to me.

i dont really care if Slimecicle knows about this account, im within his boundaries, and i try to be respectful.

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Charlie Slimecicle hit the fucking Pentagon!

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Charlie Slimecicle is in my air conditioner!

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Charlie Slimecicle ate my fucking leftovers!

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Charlie Slimecicle wants to hold a séance with you!