DAYDAY

WELCOME TO MY WORLD BITCH

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[89cats]

(by 西蒙娜的猫咪物语)

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[thejamesdinero]

“I got the Bermuda Triangle” 😂

[rivercaliboy]

He fine as fuck! Damn

[slicc-daydayy]

Him so beautiful 😍🥰

[freexmoney]

[mermaidinthedeepocean]

[slicc-daydayy]

No

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[everythingfox]

(via)

[grf45]

[cute-animals-only]

[joyofmissout-deactivated2024072]

@classtraitorlwj

[90shiphopraprnb]

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[thats-db]

Daddy Asf😍I love when he mugs😩

[slicc-daydayy]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[witchling-guidence]

I could really use a miracle. So why not

[acewithdnd]

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

[golden-browncrown]

I need 14000USD but shiiiiiiiii I’ll take $14 to be honest.

[music-daily]

Megan thee Stallion for TIME’s Most Influential People of 2020 Photographed by Dana Scruggs