lukewarm?

that feeling of sadness you get when you warm up soup and it’s hot on the outer layer but the inside is terrible

[slightly-lukewarm-soup]

Saw a post like this and I had to make more like it:

THE NEWLYWED GAME: BATFAMILY EDITION

(Sponsored by Alfred’s rapidly dwindling patience.)

ROUND ONE: Favorite Food

Host: “Bruce, what’s your son’s favorite comfort food?”

Bruce: “Easy. Grilled cheese. He’s eaten the same one since he was eight.”

Dick: Turns sign around: “Grilled cheese, but with tomato soup and the sandwich diagonally cut because squares are for cowards.”

Jason: Turns sign: “Whiskey.”

Tim: Holding a mug of coffee “Caffeine. In any form. Liquid, gas, maybe powder if desperate.”

Damian: Turns sign: “I do not require food to function.”

Bruce: “You literally fainted last week because you forgot dinner.”

Damian: “I was meditating.”

Clark (off to the side): “Kinda sounds like starvation.”

Damian: “Kinda sounds like none of your business, alien.”

ROUND TWO: Pet Peeves

Host: “What’s your dad’s biggest pet peeve?”

Dick: Turns sign: “When I smile during patrol.”

Jason: “When I breathe during patrol.”

Tim: “When I work during patrol.”

Damian: “When I exist during patrol.”

Bruce: Turns sign: “When anyone calls me ‘dad’ during patrol.”

Clark: “…That’s fair.”

Alfred (from the sidelines): “He once fined Nightwing five dollars for calling him ‘B’ too affectionately.”

ROUND THREE: Love Language

Host: “Describe your love language!”

Dick: Grinning: “Physical affection! Hugs! Shoulder pats! Backflips of joy!”

Jason: Holding up a gun-shaped sign that says “Sarcastic insults.”

Tim: Sleepily raising coffee mug: “Acts of service. Like doing reports. Or staying up all night to fix everyone’s mistakes.”

Damian: Turns sign: “Verbal affirmations. But only from Alfred.”

Bruce: Turns sign: “Repressing emotions until they form deep psychological scars.”

Clark: “…that’s not a love language.”

Alfred: “In this house, it is.”

ROUND FOUR: Alfred Joins the Round

Host: “Alfred, what’s your biggest challenge as a parent figure?”

Alfred: Deadpan. “Convincing them that bandaging bullet wounds requires sitting still.”

Dick: “To be fair, the last time we sat still, the Joker blew up a building.”

Alfred: “And yet you still run toward him every Thursday night. Curious.”

Jason: “…Wait, it’s Thursday?”

BONUS ROUND: Superman vs. The Batkids

Host: “If Superman had to babysit you all for one night…”

Clark: “I’ve done that once. Never again.”

Dick: “He tried to read Damian a bedtime story.”

Clark: “He brought a katana to bed!”

Damian: “I sensed danger. You were the danger.”

Tim: “He tried to make me sleep.”

Clark: “It was 5 a.m.”

Tim: “Exactly. Prime work hours.”

Jason: “He told me to ‘use my words.’ So I did. None were appropriate.”

Clark: “I learned new ones that night.”

Bruce: “I warned you.”

Clark: “You said, ‘they’re manageable.’ I assumed you meant house-trained.”

Alfred: “Please. Even Master Bruce isn’t house-trained.”

[wereallconnectedasone]

they should just move in at this point honestly

[cyimie]

witch: hey, drink this potion

me: will it turn me into a frog?

witch: no, nothing like that! it will turn you into the physical form you most desire to achieve—

me: *already transforming into a frog*

[doppelgangem-deactivated2025072]

I'm your friend, Will. I don't care about the lives you save; I care about your life.

[headcanonthings]

Harry, holding a rock: Eggsy just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Merlin: If you don't marry him, I will.

[classicpalladium]

yeah great show or movie or whatever but how can I relate it back to nbc’s Hannibal (2013-2015)

[cunn1ngboy]

Jack: Oh, Doctor Lecter. Have you seen Wi-

Hannibal:

[withlovefromolympus]

Hades: new year new me…ntal illness!

[slightly-lukewarm-soup]

“i will love you, even when all the mortals have forgotten about us and we are nothing but stardust.“

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Hades: There is a strict “no pets” rule on Olympus, unfortunately.

Hades: That does not include Zeus’ high horse, which makes regular appearances.

[maeofmylife]

Give him a kriffing ladder

[slightly-lukewarm-soup]

this poor, short lad holds so much more wisdom than the idiots twice his size

[withlovefromolympus]

Persephone: *removes Hades from her lap to go do something else*

Hades: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Olympus as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[amphorographia]

Arthur, throwing stones at Merlin's window: Merlin! MERLIN!

Merlin: I got you a phone for a reason, you know

[Loud Thunk]

Merlin: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!

[bluecrusadearcade]

I have this entire headcanon of merlin calling lancelot just "lance" . And one day he's rambling to arthur about lance this lance that and arthur just goes

"Lance?"

"Yeah"

"L A N C E?"

"......-celot. Lancelot. Sir lancelot."

"...."

"...nickname. it's a nickname. Term of endearment. You give it to someone you like."

And then Arthur pines for weeks and tries to call merlin "merls"

[whitecrossgirl]

The difference between Gideon, Hotch and Rossi and their team of BAU profiler children.

The BAU team in an SUV with Gideon: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Gideon: No. There’s food at home.

The BAU team: I hate this fucking family.

The BAU team in an SUV with Hotch: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Hotch: *pulls into drive-thru*

The BAU team: *cheers*

Hotch: One black coffee please.

The BAU team in an SUV with Rossi: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Rossi: *ready to buy them the entire menu* McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

[starlightpoe]

PLEASE 😭

[bergoozter]

and on today’s list of things i wasn’t expecting to see: