Normalness leads to sadness

were i will attempt to write Dan Howell and Phil Lester imagines and prefs ~ ON HIATUS (sorry)

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another update

hey guys so im gonna delete this blog i kinda forgot about it for a while oops however i will be re writing my current imagines on my other blog so if you want to follow please do! they are alot better and longer lol 

thanks!!

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update

hey guys so as you have probably realized, i've been on hiatus for a few months- this is only temporary so don't worry cuties.

i will hopefully be back soon with longer (like 2k+ words) and better quality imagines.

but meantime i would really love to read what you guys write, and then everyone else can enjoy how amazing you guys are at writing.

so you can now submit --> here <-- 

cant wait to read them!

and if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask.

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I miss yours updates Ps: sorry for my english:)

Aww thankyou. I’m so sorry for not uploading in a while but I really haven’t had time to write.

Buuutttt (haha butts) I have got the whole of today free? And hopefully will be uploading more regularly after today. (Yey)

So send me prompts quick as I am writing now.

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I'm writing smut and my mum keeps walking past -_- I'm bored so ask me anything! (Requests or just random questions ^-^)

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Baking with Dan (wow my titles are so interesting)

a/n: sorry the requests are taking so long but, life...

this is kinda fluffy/idk ^-^ and YES i will be doing teasing part 2, i got a load of people saying they wanted it so that will be sooon.

enjoy!

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He just laughs in response, sticking his tongue out, his dimples full force and his eyes wrinkled in the cutest way.

You were both sat on the floor of his kitchen, covered head to toe in flour and icing and to be quite honest slightly intoxicated after your failed attempt at baking. A tray of discarded and 'burnt the fuck out of' cupcakes lay the on the counter above you; the only thing to show for the last 2 hours of your life, well besides the mess... and the 2 empty bottles of wine.

Baking wasn't really your forté per say but it was the only thing you could think of to stop Dan's whining.

He was having a tantrum because he lost to you at Mario cart...again.

"Your just a sore looser" you giggle, lunging at him, attacking him with a mixing spoon.

He easily deflects your frankly crappy attempts to attack him, grabbing your wrists in one hand and pinning you to the floor trying to be sensual.

The cold tiles sends shivers down your spine but Dan's body looming over you warms you up, you can feel the vibrations of his laughter against you.

Before you get a chance to say anything he starts tickling your sides, showing no mercy. 'Damn it why do i have to be so ticklish' you whine internally.

You laugh until there's nothing coming out, just you flailing your arms about like a disabled seal, your cheeks starting to ache from all the smiling and laughing. "D-dan" you squeal breathless."Stttooopp"

"Okay, okay" he says laughing at your disheveled state, pushing himself up and laying back against the counter, quickly raising his hands up in defense.

You sit up giving him the evils and point your mixing spoon at him playfully, doing the 'I'm watching you' hand gesture. He only laughs, pulling you into his lap for a hug. 

"I love you" he smiles, wrapping his long arms around you.

That was a bit out of the blue. "I love you too- wait what have you broken now?" You laugh raising your eyebrows at him. 

"Haha nothing! I just don't say it as much as I should" he looks down at you cutely, still holding you tightly. "I really do love you".

You got that sicky feeling whenever he said that, the good kind of sicky feeling though, like the butterflies in your stomach are fangirls going into overload because of all the feels... You still can't believe how lucky you are that he picked you.

"Your such a dork" you smile, your head buried in his chest, inhaling his familiar scent. "I love you too" you whisper.

Your torn away from your lovey dovey moment with Dan by the flour falling to the floor with a thud, the dark tiles now covered in a layer of fluffy white. "Shit" you both moan, too lazy and too content wrapped up in each other to actually do anything about it.

After about 10 minutes of mentally debating whether you should clean up or stay snuggled up with Dan, You sigh and unwind his arms from your middle, quite pissed at the flour for ruining the moment. You had to tidy at some point, might as well get it over and done with now, you'll have more time to snuggle and kick his ass at Mario cart later.

"uuuhhhgggg now I have to go shower" you say getting to your feet, attempting to wipe all the flour and icing from your skin. The blue food coloring would need scrubbing. meanwhile Dan had got of his butt and had started gathering the soft powder in his hands to chuck it into the bin.

"Im sure i can help you clean up" he smirked, snaking his arms around your weist, swaying you both side to side softly, his head snuggling into the crook of your neck.

You smiled evilly and practically dragged him to the bathroom, clothes being torn off as you went. completely disregarding the state of the kitchen.

Although not much tiding actually happened, It was a pretty good night and you managed to get the food coloring out....

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lets just say Phil wasn't exactly thrilled with the state of the kitchen when he got back the next morning.

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Teasing

ummmm so yea I’m just gonna leave this here….

(requested by alot of people)

His soft touches were only calming you further, making you sink deeper into your sleepy daze, teetering between letting yourself be taken by the darkness that was like a weight on your lids or fight it and keep them open a little longer.

It was clear, even in your sleepy state that after a while, his soft touches had taken a less innocent turn; obviously not satisfied with ‘Great British Bake off’ as his source of entertainment any longer.

Dan had sat patiently next to you, arm wrapped comfortablely around your shoulders for a good few hours; trying his hardest not to figit, but you felt the waves of unintrest practicly roll off him now, his occasional sighs of boredom becoming more frequent.

His long fingers slowly made their way up your arm and to your chest, now in more controlled and precise patterns. You feel his gaze burning into you as he walks his fingers down your colar bones, teasing you, knowing how sensitive the protruding bones were to you.

God his hands. his magic piano playing fingers would be the death of you. His touch could make your heart quicken and make the butterflys in your stomach messily fumble about in seconds, your entire being squealing childishly at the minimal contact. 

You decided to play dumb on his not so innocent caresses. Yawning and stretching out your stiff muscles, sliding your hands up your body teasingly, sticking out your chest.

You shift, resting your head on his shoulder, your body facing him; tilting up your chin so your eyes met his, a cheesy grin plastered on your face.

"what?" he questioned, a half smirk playing on his lips, knowing that you knew what he was trying to do.

Still deciding to disregard his sensual manner and play dumb. you rest your head in the crook of his neck and mumble “nothing” almost inaudible if he wasnt so close ,brushing your lips against him as you spoke, making him shiver lightly under you.

You knew deep down he would get what he wanted but, you had time, why not mess with him for a bit. A little bit of teasing never hurt anybody.

You loved to tease him. He was usally the dominant one in the bedroom department, but sometimes it was nice to change things up.

You felt his dimpled smile against your neck as he gently pushes you down onto your back, shuffling forward so his body is looming over yours; his hands either side of your head.

"Please tell me your nap is over, I don’t know how much more I can take of this" he whines pressing small kisses to the base of your throat.

You moan in response, quickly attempting to compose yourself before you loose yourself to his hot kisses.

You slide your hands up his arms to where his dangerously thin biceps and lower arms met. you smirked against him, jerking your hands foward making him double over. Before he gets the chance to squish you, you roll him over so your straddling his usal low hanging jean clad thighs; flipping him surprisingly easy thanks to Dan’s dazed state.

Dan just blinks at you stunned by your unfamiliar actions but doesn’t protest as you slither down his body; unbuttoning his moth shirt as you make your may south.

He slips off his shirt, letting it fall in a crumpled pile on the floor, proping himself up on his elbows.

you feel his breath hitch as you meet your destination, palming him though his jeans.

"uuhhh y-y/n" he whines.

~ to be continued…

okay so first of all I’m so sorry I haven’t posted in a while but I have had the worst writers block ever! I genuinely couldn’t write, it was horrible. (please tell me in my asks how to get rid of it if you gave any ideas)

and smut kinda yeah…

I’m not sure if you would want the second part please tell me if you do because I’ve never written this stuff before and im kind of nervous so uhhh yeah constructive criticism would be lovely. ^-^

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Requests

in a creative mood so please send in prompts here ^-^

i'm probably going to regret this but you can also request smut. 

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I’m so sorry the requests are talking so long, I procrastinate… so yeah enjoy ^-^

warnings: light swearing. pairing: Dan/ (y/n) -

You had slowly crept closer to him; now making yourself his own personal teddy bear, wrapping yourself around him cuddling him tighter, not even realising it. You’re pretty much completely sitting on his lap now, leaning back to snuggle into his chest, Dan’s duvet wrapping you both up comfortablely.

Phil had decided to put on a horror film, again.

To be honest you guess they both just didn’t realise you were absolutely terrified of horror movies; you always would pretend to be busy with work or was just to tired and generally avoid them at all costs otherwise you wouldn’t sleep for a year in fear of the zombie apocalypse…

but you couldn’t be bothered to make up an excuse this time. 

What a fucking mistake.

"you okay?" Dan whispered eyes still glued to the TV.

You sighed a quiet ‘yeah’ into his shirt, trying to act normal, at least occasionally glancing at the tv ,but because of your perfect timing you looked at the screen just as someone’s guts got pulled out. you whimpered in disgust but tried to hide it with a fake cough.

It obviously didn’t work because dan giggled and held you tighter.

"are you scared?" he mocked you poking your nose playfully.

"shhhhh!" Phil said, munching on a bowl of popcorn, eyes glued to the tv obviously enjoying the movie.

You gave dan the evils, sticking your tounge out, but made no attempt to denie it.

He chuckled into his hand trying to muffle the sound.

After a few seconds of silence you heard a loud shriek of pain from the character on tv, making you grip tightly onto Dan’s arm.

'god I'm a such a wimp' you thought bitterly.

"(y/n) do you want me to get phil to turn it off?" Dan questioned thoughtfully.

you shook your head no, not wanting to ruin it for them.

"What if i tell you when the scary bits are on, then you can look away"

you nodded into his chest, thankful for how nice he was being and that he’d already watched the movie. - Dan did as he said he would.  notifying you whenever it got really scary, letting you hide in the crook of his sensitive neck, wich made him shiver at contact.

'no more horror movies'  you thought, laughing at how scared you were as the movie ended. still wrapped up in each other as Phil put on something else that wasn't a horror due to both Dan and your requests.

at least you wouldn’t have too many nightmares tonight…

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sorry it’s so short. I currently have writers block were everything turns out shit wich is soo frustrating!

Anyway thank you soooo much for 50+ followers !!! Bye ^-^

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Is "teddy bear with brown eyes" going to be a Y/N story? I thought it was but got confused by the how he meet Amy. If so could you keep it Y/N. Ps great storyline so far I'm excited to read the rest!

Yes omg I didn't realise, it is a (y/n) story, I was watching doctor who while I was writing so I must have put it in accidently, oops ill change it now ^-^

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Hi just to let you know i have another blog called adaydreamersdoodles were i doodle and stuff so if you want too, check it out ?? 

its not really that good. You don't have too.

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Teddy bears with brown eyes ~ part 1

Chapter 1

You had just started university studying art and photography and this was the first break you’d had in weeks from studying and all the stuff that comes with moving to a new place.

It had been a stressful couple of weeks that’s for sure. 

you sighed, cluching the paper cup filled with the warm chocolaty liquid, slipping it slowly as you felt drops of salt water fall from the sky and land on your exposed arms, signaling that the heavens had opened. You glare at the sky silently cursing the British weather.

You had moved to London about 3 weeks ago into a little two bedroom apartment, it was really great, espesially for your price range and it was also in the same building as your friends Dan and Phil. in fact it was them who suggested the building. it really was a great flat, London was quite expensive so you would need to find a flat share though .You doubted you would be able to afford London for very long by yourself, besides the flat was huge, more than enough room for a flatmate.

All to most of your friends lived in London and you were studying in a university here aswell, so you figured the best thing to do was to move here. your home town was only a few hours away but all the train rides back and forth was becoming too expensive.

your phone beeped signalling a text. it was from your friend Phil.

Phil: Can you get some milk on your way back please :) some walruses came in and drank it all…

you smiled at his childness, quickly replying.

'yeah, be there in 10' :)

you gathered your now damp bag quickly and pulled on Dan’s grey hooded jumper with the horns, that you may or may not have borrowed when you left for uni that morning.

You were running late as usual so in your panicked scurry about the flat to find all your things you took his hoodie instead of yours. it was his fault, leaving it sprawled across the living room floor along with all the other random items from the previous nights horror movie marathon.

You took one last sip of your hot chocolate and quickly scurried back to Dan and Phils apartment, almost completely forgetting the milk until your about 2 minutes away from the front door, cursing you quickly run to the nearest corner shop. The rain now pouring down, completely soaking you, making you shiver.

seeing as you lived in the same building you spent most of your time at Dan and Phils.

you were a youtuber as well, but you weren’t as popular as them, you had about had 600,000+ subscribers wich was quite a lot to you, a massive achievement. you didnt expect to get 100 subs let alone 600,000+. you did a variety of videos, mainly vlogging though.

That’s how you met dan and phil. it was your first ever YouTube event and of course you chose the biggest one there is, vidcon. you were overwhelmed by the amount of people there. dan kind of stumbled across you awkwardly, while you where hyperventilating in a small empty corridor.

you both emmidietly clicked, both of you painfully socially awkward. you were there for hours, just talking.

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After an awkward 2 minute conversation with the guy on the checkout and another 5 minutes of half running in the freezing cold rain you were finally back at the flat.

After delivering the milk and Dan’s hoodie you decided to respectively decline their offer to stay and get take out (again) as much as you wanted to, but you had stuff to do.

And what you ment by that is browse tumblr for a couple hours  when you where supposed to be studying or making a video or doing horrendous taxes and stuff that adults do…

you sleepy trudge to your room and climb into bed; the only peice of furniture currently there, the bare walls making you uneasy until you eventually slip into a dream filled sleep; that strangely consisted of toast….

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A/N:  hey I’m starting this new story, not sure where I want it to go with it but I have a fair idea, hopefully it will be good.

Please tell me in my asks if you would like to see more, the feedback would be greatly appreciated ^-^

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(also would you want to see dan and (u/n)'s first meeting in future chapters? )

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genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

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there are people in the fandom who can

write fanfictions

draw fanarts

create gifs

think of theories

edit stuff

and then there’s me

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But there’s you, who

Read our fanfictions

Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts

View our gifs

Support our theories

Are amused by our edits

You are just as important as the rest of us.

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Hugged to death

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you had only gone out to do a bit of extra food shopping; you know the essentials, bread, milk, malteasers…

Then you got a call from Work asking you to cover for someone and being as socially awkward as you, you didn't want to just say no, besides it was only for a few hours. Then as you were walking back home you bumped into Louise (sprinkleofglitter) and Zoe( Zoella) and decided to get a Starbucks and hang out because you hadn't seen them in a while. To be honest it was actually a really good day but, you were just exhausted.

You trudged sleepily into the lounge, stopping at the threshold, listening in on the boys conversation.

"Dan (y/n) is fine, your just overeating!"

"But she’s been gone for hours, she said she’d be half an hour max and your not the tiniest bit worried four hours later!" Dan exclaimed, pacing back and forth in his sweatpants and university hoodie, obviously having a lazy day.

Phil sat on the sofa, his mac book comfortably on his lap while he munched on some dry cereal.

"What’s up?" You questioned walking in so they could see you.

Dan practically dived at you, wrapping his arms around you tightly, cutting off whatever else you were about to say also however your lungs.

"Uhhh-o-kay D-dan I can’t breath!" You choke out waving your arms frantically.

You hear Phil’s childish laugh from the sofa, obviously amused at you being hugged to death by his best friend.

Dan released you apologizing sheepishly, a light pink dusting his cheeks.

"Dan thought you had been murdered because you were out so long" Phil said as the boys made eye contact, Dan giving Phil the evils.

"you wouldn't answer your phone" Dan reasoned as he showed you his phone and all the texts and phone calls he had made, all directed to you.

You hadn't heard them. Come to mention it, you hadn't heard your phone go off all day. you took out your phone and pressed the power button. it was dead. oops

"It must have died after Work called, I didn't have much battery when I left" you said plugging in your charger.

"I’m just glad your okay" Dan sighed tugging you back into his warm embrace (due to your significant height difference), your head on his chest.

"You worry too much" you whispered. “Shut up” he said jokingly, just as quiet as you.

Now that you thought about it you wouldn't mind being hugged to death, especially if it was Dan.

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A/N first of all sorry this took so long and sorry it’s so short but, where did you all come from!? I woke up this morning to 22 followers! Thank you so much for the lovely feedback and support!

I really hope it’s okay ^-^

( Would you want to be hugged to death by Dan or Phil… how would you actually die?)

send your prompts here.

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Silly turnip

You had been here for hours; in his arms, falling in and out of consciousness. Both of you content in each others company. You both were laying on his bed, mac books to one side for once.

You had followed him in here a couple hours ago. He was face down on the bed, writhing around in the second existential crisis this month. You hated seeing him like this. You didn’t say anything though, you just padded over to him, laying down in the space next to him and wrapping your arms around his warm body. That was a great thing about your friendship, you were both immediately comforted just by each others presence; no conversation needed. 

"You okay?" You asked sweetly, almost whispering.

 He gave a weak smile, giving you a chaste kiss on the lips.

"I’m guessing that’s a yes" you giggled.

You felt the quick rise and fall of his chest as he laughed, his dimples full force, his mood now picking up dramatically.

He leaned in for another kiss, puckering his lips and doing that horrible duck face this time, making you giggle.

As if on que your phone started buzzing signalling a text, stopping your now duck faced boyfriend in his tracks.

You shifted, turning on to your side to grab your phone. It was from your friend (y/f/n). She was wondering where you were.

"Shit" you mentally scolded yourself for forgetting. You were meant to meet (y/f/n) nearly an hour ago. You had planned to go into town for some girl time seeing as you had been spending a lot of time away this month going to YouTube events.

"What’s up?" Dan questioned, his brow furrowed, arms tightening around you.

"I have to go, I’m late."

You sighed and quickly untangled yourself before he protested. unfortunately he caught you before you could escape, tugging you back by your wrist and snaking his arm around your waist, mumbling and whining things into the crook of your neck to make you to stay; pulling the cute puppy dog face he knew you couldn’t refuse. You attempted a stern look that made you both laugh at how unconvincing you were.

You didn’t really want to go and he knew that.

"stay" he pleaded weakly.

You chuckled at his cute pouty face and made no attempt at escape from his warm embrace.

Giving up, you huffed and unlocked your phone quickly texting (y/f/n), making up an excuse and apologizing saying you should reschedule.

'Wow I'm such a bad person' you thought laughing to yourself, feeling a bit guilty about not going but glad Dan was feeling slightly better as you melted back into his arms, a triumphant look on Dan's face.

As if he read your mind he could tell what you were thinking. He knew that you especially hated feeling guilty and didn’t want it to be because of him .

"(y/n), you’re such a silly turnip, you can go if you want" he said releasing you. A hint of sadness in his chocolaty brown eyes.

 He knows me so well.

"No, I just want to stay here with you, in my pajamas, watch Netflix and eat Ben and Jerry’s Cookie dough ice cream until I explode…"

He laughed at your little rant and pulled you close, grateful for how alike you were and grabbed his mac from the floor, logging on to Netflix as you wrapped yourself up in his duvet.

It didn’t take long for you to fall asleep, full from cookie dough ice cream and exhausted from how busy you had been lately.

He just smiled at you pressing a small kiss to your head.

"goodnight you silly turnip"

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