Waffles

Waffles is no longer soggy 23 • she/her

[sneezin]

[cannibalchicken]

[violaslayvis]

[depsidase]

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

[the-real-seebs]

i love every diogenes joke

[catchymemes]

[isawken]

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

[plumslices]

[teathattast]

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

[omegaversereloaded]

I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

[mousegirlheart]

cheese should be free for me. they should give me a little card that i show and it allows me to walk off with any cheese i find in a store or your home

[whomst-call-ghonsbubsters]

[oneheadtoanother]

[queensadist]

We should objectify men more.

[blackpyrefly]

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slightlysoggywaffles]

I've literally been too mentally well to be on tumblr much recently but I miss it so I'm officially back and less soggy than every