Absolutely Absent @cornbrows - Tumblr Blog

Hello tumblrites and tumblrinas,

In celebration of tumblr adding an oldest first sort feature to likes I will begin a series called "The Depths". In effort to clean out the over 16 k likes I've amounted in my 13 years on this hell site. I will scrub through my dank pit of cringe working Oldest First! all the way until I've scraped every last mossy piece from it's walls.

All posts are going in the queue (frequency will adjust as I work my way through) and will be tagged as "the depths".

#IT BEGINS #the depths #big day for little a cheems like me

okaywowcool

anatomically correct heart ring - $7.99

#the depths #shin ring mhm mhm

straight couple when their found family needs help: I think we should have a baby

chizhikoioi

#the second one still being wet like he's in the rain OOOOUGH #sir crocodile

satan-offical

trans women.. are women *walks into sunset* *pauses* and um- trans men are men- and also non binary people are valid, agender people too, and neogender and uh- uh- *stumbles into the sunset* trans people are whatever gender they want to be..! *sun consumes me*

skitsskat

no one must know

#the depths #poor guy

hiveswap

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

why does tumblr only ask for tags sometimes like how does it know when I'm having an episode?

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I hide my interests from myself until I'm in a safe space only then do I interact with them.

iwontallowit

#the depths

you're asking the guy who experiences time distortions to "take it slow"?

#will graham #probably

cucurb

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

#the way my phone didn't read my finger for a whole minute trying to reblog this YUUUP