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Me: Slime for almost two years and can just barely make a body now Random hot guy: Slime instantly and gets to still look hot
I look like gum, not slime.
tfw john cena is ur woke bae but craves that problematic mineral and youre just like "sure jan" but u forgive him cause hes a fleekalicious meme
i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil
Anyone else love minding their own business
The first posts I make in like three weeks are arguing about hentai
day number 958: i still don’t know what hentai is.
If its japanese and drawn or animated its hentai
If its Japanease porn and its drawn or animated*
Oh you would know big guy huh.
Yeah?
I would know?
I have access to google?
day number 958: i still don’t know what hentai is.
If its japanese and drawn or animated its hentai
Why the fuck do you all read hentai enough to write constructive criticism essays about this garbage
Hentai can’t be read you moron. That’s called, like, Snut or something. Anyway, we’re all just commenting on the gifset.
Hentai is pornographic manga or anime you moron Guess what You have to fucking read manga
Why the fuck do you all read hentai enough to write constructive criticism essays about this garbage
I’m glad I don’t have a body so I don’t have to deal with confusing urges
So yea. Hi.
Probably because Sofie likes to overreact and it pleases them watching her this way.
Well I mean its not really an overreaction
Being hurt when someone insults you is actually the intended response of insults
So I think a more proper way to phrase this would probably be “They like making someone they know is easy to upset upset because they enjoy making other people suffer for what are likely deep psychological reasons that reflect poorly upon them as a person”
I can base your entire existence off of what you post on your tumblr blog
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Why are people going after Ben for dating a “monster” when Chansa is over here dating a pile of formless matter