that bich

an artist 20//

[slime-jasmin-tea]

every day im like noo i cant have ocd!! im self diagnosing!!! nooooo!!!!

and then cant sleep bc im at my boyfriends house for the night and if i dont come home rn my dog will die, and also i surely am pregnant or dying of cancer and either way my life is ending so i better start acting like nothing is wrong so ppl dont suspect im dying,and 100% everyone knows im pregnant and is not telling me the symptoms bc they don't want me to havea choice and also that spoon isn't clean enough and is contaminated with poo or mold and i will die and also theres a curse on me and whenever i say it out lout it gets worse and and and

[slime-jasmin-tea]

first time in my recovery where i got invited out, looked at the menu and picked what i will order based on the cals... that will be a problem i will unpack LATER

it did also genuenly sound best but 2000 cals for a meal?!? thats kinda absurd. i will be buying only the fried chicken part and not the fries part

thats a daily intake in ONE FUCKING MEAL THATS RIDICULOUS

[slime-jasmin-tea]

things i wana google when spiraling for the past 3 days:

how exactly does a pregnant belly feels?

how do women describe boob pain in the first week of pregnancy?

can you feel a lump in your belly for the first week of pregnancy?

what organs feel how exactly under the skin and in what places?

can you get pregnant on birth control and outside of your fertility window?

how does breast cancer feel?

im seriously going insane in here and i have banned Google for myself. i hate it here

[slime-jasmin-tea]

its getting so bad again, idk if I'll be able to get out this time

[slime-jasmin-tea]

I'm spiraling kinda, my man got to his dream uni but that means he will live in the same building as a girl that had a crush on him for like years and i will see him maby once a week

[slime-jasmin-tea]

im trying to do a little cut before a big party that i wanna look extra good at

but doing ut in a healthy way this time

had miso soup and rice on milk with apple and cinamon and a candy bar so i think thats healthy and balanced

will also have a salad or samminch

[hymen-restoration-project]

fuck israel

[loecassia]

tyler joseph is operating on a level of homoerotic situationship that the rest of us can’t even comprehend because what do you mean he scripted “I am torchbearer, and I will not give up on him” for josh to say

[bludpudding]

twenty one pilots are enacting gay psychological horror on their fans the likes of which you’ve never seen before

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[wherethefuckiseast]

the inside of torchbearer’s tent

[slime-jasmin-tea]

today i really would love someone to talk to but everyone is not available

my bf yealled at me, my dad did as well

my mum and one bestie are dealing qith their own bullshit

my other bestie got back from a great date and i feel silly talking to her about my bad day rn

i was gonna call my boyfriend but he got annoyed at me and called me names, and when i said what had happened he replied "what am i supposed to say, i cant do anything about it" and when i told him ges being awful he told me to fuck off

im sobbing ans idk what to do now

[a-bowl-of-soup]

"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

[robohydrogen]

I love scrolling tumblr and thinking "is this a reference or nonsense"

[writingnotes520]

This one's a reference

[slime-jasmin-tea]

forgot how much gym helps me mentally

[slime-jasmin-tea]

i am so fucking tired man idk how much longer can i do this shit for

[slime-jasmin-tea]

im on vacation and im so fucking overwhelmed at all times i need a vent into the void about it

my mum doesn't shut up ever for more than 30s. she has a constant word flow about everything and she keeps assuming shit about things, and preventing those assumptions as inherent facts. its driving me fucking NUTS!!!!! shes either stating facts, narrating her movements or over sharing about her trauma to my bestie who's with us. as im typing it she kept yapping and now shes mad at me for not constantly responding. said like 5 rasist things in the past hour and gets fussy and mad if i disagree. im gonna fucking go insane i need peace i have migrane and i feel bad pls pls shut the fuck up

[carmhumblebee]

Don't listen to people who say that they're "just a girl". They are not just a girl and you must not allow them to manipulate you into thinking they are. They are a princess and you must slay them because if you dont it will be the end of the world. If you fail then they may be turned into a cat girl, or a goddess, or an incorporeal being that radiates fear and death, but they will never be "just a girl". No, it's not hot and none of this is a metaphor for anything.