[slimecoveredhelm]

and the rain

averythemayo except he is. delusional i guess. idk

roleplay blog. d3rlord3 is dead. he has been dead.

avery lives in bliss of thinking d3rlord3 is simply...

immobilized. he wheels the body around in a wheel-

-chair, hallucinating derek talking and interacting.

he has lived like this for months. 86 days. so long.

he lives like this without believing the death, the king,

is real, or true. good luck.

p.s. avery uses he/him derek he/it

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[dovewingkinnie]

romantic: his girlfriend won’t wake up, so he decides to take care of her until she does. he dresses her for the day, cleans her, tells her how his time at work was, and cuddles her cold body to keep her warm

because its not like she’s dead or anything. that kind of stuff has never happened to him, so why would it now?

[slimecoveredhelm]

*Knock knock at the door!*

huh

[ He stood up, opening the door. It smells better in his house, luckily — no longer the stench of rot that was before. ]

hey man you look like Shit

[literallyagenius]

*`They immediately dump a bucket of baking soda on him 💭💭*

[slimecoveredhelm]

AGHTGSGHDGAGGSAHGAGAGAGAHAGZHAGSGSHDGDHSHGDHSHDH

[ Most. grotesque ugly bubbling sounds and. 🥹 oh my go d 🥹 ]

[literallyagenius]

*`THEY GOT. SO STARTLED. THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY 🥹🥹🥹*

[slimecoveredhelm]

*Knock knock at the door!*

huh

[ He stood up, opening the door. It smells better in his house, luckily — no longer the stench of rot that was before. ]

hey man you look like Shit

[literallyagenius]

*`They immediately dump a bucket of baking soda on him 💭💭*

[slimecoveredhelm]

AGHTGSGHDGAGGSAHGAGAGAGAHAGZHAGSGSHDGDHSHGDHSHDH

[ Most. grotesque ugly bubbling sounds and. 🥹 oh my go d 🥹 ]

[slimecoveredhelm]

*Knock knock at the door!*

huh

[ He stood up, opening the door. It smells better in his house, luckily — no longer the stench of rot that was before. ]

hey man you look like Shit

[slimecoveredhelm]

hello please accept your sentence and do not resist you deserve this even if you forgot someone remembers and are rather traumatized from it please do not resist

WHHT .???OK. SURE.

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[literallyagenius]

i said KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHT DID I DO????

[literallyagenius]

i'm going to kill you avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHAT DID I DO ??? I DOTNREMEMBER ANYTHIG FROM LIKE. 10YEARS AGO

[literallyagenius]

where do you live avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

uhhhh theres a villagge downtown you take a right and go forward for about 40 feet and im on the left

[literallyagenius]

thank you

[slimecoveredhelm]

whyyd you need to know man

[literallyagenius]

i'm killing you

[slimecoveredhelm]

Oh!suddenly i should Probably start Packing up my thijngs

[literallyagenius]

don't.

[slimecoveredhelm]

UM.ok....

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[literallyagenius]

i said KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHT DID I DO????

[literallyagenius]

i'm going to kill you avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHAT DID I DO ??? I DOTNREMEMBER ANYTHIG FROM LIKE. 10YEARS AGO

[literallyagenius]

where do you live avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

uhhhh theres a villagge downtown you take a right and go forward for about 40 feet and im on the left

[literallyagenius]

thank you

[slimecoveredhelm]

whyyd you need to know man

[literallyagenius]

i'm killing you

[slimecoveredhelm]

Oh!suddenly i should Probably start Packing up my thijngs

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[literallyagenius]

i said KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHT DID I DO????

[literallyagenius]

i'm going to kill you avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHAT DID I DO ??? I DOTNREMEMBER ANYTHIG FROM LIKE. 10YEARS AGO

[literallyagenius]

where do you live avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

uhhhh theres a villagge downtown you take a right and go forward for about 40 feet and im on the left

[literallyagenius]

thank you

[slimecoveredhelm]

whyyd you need to know man

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[literallyagenius]

i said KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHT DID I DO????

[literallyagenius]

i'm going to kill you avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHAT DID I DO ??? I DOTNREMEMBER ANYTHIG FROM LIKE. 10YEARS AGO

[literallyagenius]

where do you live avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

uhhhh theres a villagge downtown you take a right and go forward for about 40 feet and im on the left

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[literallyagenius]

i said KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHT DID I DO????

[literallyagenius]

i'm going to kill you avery

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHAT DID I DO ??? I DOTNREMEMBER ANYTHIG FROM LIKE. 10YEARS AGO

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[literallyagenius]

i said KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

[slimecoveredhelm]

WHT DID I DO????

[slimecoveredhelm]

kill yourself immediately

- @literallyagenius

huh

what happened

[slimecoveredhelm]

What the hell were you doing to fuck up the king so bad bruh

? i ddnt do anything to him

[literallyagenius]

D3rlord3 is gone.

Have you seen him? i couldve swore he was. still in his bed but haha! he ran off, it seems.

— @slimecoveredhelm

the corpse? that seems unlikely

[slimecoveredhelm]

HE IS NOT.hm sorry! haha

hes just gone! i- ive lookked everryyywhere but not even the places we go most have seen him! i searched the cave again, but hes not thre either!

[literallyagenius]

even if he's completely rotted his skeleton should remainohhhh this conversation is making me sick

i feel like that's extremely worrying. corpses don't tend to get up and walk away

[slimecoveredhelm]

Stop saying that. He is not dead.

haha! of COURSE they font thts why imm looking for him! he hasnt been able to walk for quite some time.. if yes been lying to be immmm gonna be pretty upset!

[literallyagenius]

please seek a psychologist or doctor or anybody at all he is dead

maybe someone stole the corpse. but that seems disgusting so i'm not sure why that would be the case

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ Avery seemed to get frustrated, but pushed it down once more. ]

once we find him. Yes. We. i will. i am worried formy friend.

[literallyagenius]

WE?????? THERE IS NO WE I AM NOT HELPING YOU FIND THAT ROTTEN CORPSE

[slimecoveredhelm]

Did I say you had a choice in this, Derek? Please. For me.

[literallyagenius]

oh my god

. fine

do you have any masks

[slimecoveredhelm]

okay! i can eassilyy stop bby my house ajd get you a better one but i feel tou wont wanna ,, so! here! take this! : )

[ Avery dug through a bag on his side, pulling out a Clearly Expensive gas mask. Whether it was stolen or bought is unsure, but it works. ]

[literallyagenius]

i meant a face mask but ok yeah sure this. works too i guess

*`They. Take a while putting it on, having never wore— hell, even seen one in real life.*

[slimecoveredhelm]

ittss all i have,,,, before d3r went missing he said to carfy it arond so i did! ^_^

[literallyagenius]

why??? you know what it doesn't matter i don't even want to know let's just go and get this over with

[slimecoveredhelm]

okay! ill go to thef last place i saw him : ) suprisingly, nkt my house!

[ He gave two thumbs up, heading off. Yikes ]

[literallyagenius]

do i

ok.

*`They're. Following him. They're so scared 🥹🥹🥹🥹they don't want to do this beooo*

[slimecoveredhelm]

youuu can probably look nearby ,, maybe? it depends,, i have industrial grade flashlights i,n my bag : )

[ ..It seems those flashlights are necessary. The forest Avery brought Derek to is deep and dark. Almost... nightmarishly so. There is a lake, a pond even, with a stench of rotting meat. Good thing Derek has a mask I guess. ]

[literallyagenius]

oh my fucking god ich bringe mich um

*`They take a flashlight and. Start looking around. They're. So scared ohhh my god*

[slimecoveredhelm]

youu can take the left, ill take the right! ^_^ carry this, so you can call for help. ill come immediately : )

[ Avery handed Derek a large bell. Light, but clearly can be loud. He then headed to the right of the forest. ]

[literallyagenius]

why would i need to call for help what are you implyingohhhh my god.ohhh my god.

i'm. ok i'm just going to go

[slimecoveredhelm]

well, incase you find anything, silly! dont wanna get Lost. Out here.

[literallyagenius]

ich werde mich umbringen ich werde mich umbringen ohhh mein gott

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ A yellow glow is visible on the ground, far to the left. In front of a gate. ]

[literallyagenius]

OH thank god that didn't take long WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

*`They shake the bell. Really really hard. Without approaching. They're. Really concerned*

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ Avery was RIGHT there. ]

hi : ) take it you found somethi— Ah. Hm.

[ Avery frowned, quickly approaching the skeleton on the ground. It fell apart so he just held its helmet. ]

ii dont. think hes here. aggravating.

[literallyagenius]

I THINK THAT'S THE CORPSE. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN???

[slimecoveredhelm]

time movess differently in my world. its been 3 months. i had looked for him for so long only to comento you.

[ He sighed, putting the helmet on and collecting the rest of the armor (and bones) in his bag. ]

its him. i will take him home, soon.

[literallyagenius]

are you? going to give a proper burial at least

[slimecoveredhelm]

the king might.

[ Avery said this calmly, lifting a femur bone. The yellow broke free immediately, a bright yellow light flashing in their eyes before Avery yelped, covering his. Shame Derek didn't react as fast though. ]

[literallyagenius]

okOHWHATT THR FUCKKKK

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ Avery simply watched, tilting his head. ]

do you need help?

[ ..Dereks sight soon returned. Tinted a slight yellow, but seeable. Theres tentacles in the place of hair, almost immediately. Luckily that change did not hurt. ]

[literallyagenius]

i was just blinded why did i agree to come with you oh my fucking goWhy's everything tinted yellow hang on

*`They're. Cleaning their glasses. Obviously it doesn't work uhm.*

...i'm going to go to sleep after this AND I'M NEVWR DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU EVER AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

[slimecoveredhelm]

hm

i didnt know the king would go into you once out . thats not ideal. you dont exactoy look liike agood vessel for him

he shouldve stayed in d3r.

[ Avery seemed to be... thinking. ]

[literallyagenius]

the king WHAT

[slimecoveredhelm]

ii shouldnt have brought you. i thought if i had someone else itd tame him more once i found d3r. but hm

you need to go home. ill try to fix this . give me time

[literallyagenius]

D3rlord3 is gone.

Have you seen him? i couldve swore he was. still in his bed but haha! he ran off, it seems.

— @slimecoveredhelm

the corpse? that seems unlikely

[slimecoveredhelm]

HE IS NOT.hm sorry! haha

hes just gone! i- ive lookked everryyywhere but not even the places we go most have seen him! i searched the cave again, but hes not thre either!

[literallyagenius]

even if he's completely rotted his skeleton should remainohhhh this conversation is making me sick

i feel like that's extremely worrying. corpses don't tend to get up and walk away

[slimecoveredhelm]

Stop saying that. He is not dead.

haha! of COURSE they font thts why imm looking for him! he hasnt been able to walk for quite some time.. if yes been lying to be immmm gonna be pretty upset!

[literallyagenius]

please seek a psychologist or doctor or anybody at all he is dead

maybe someone stole the corpse. but that seems disgusting so i'm not sure why that would be the case

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ Avery seemed to get frustrated, but pushed it down once more. ]

once we find him. Yes. We. i will. i am worried formy friend.

[literallyagenius]

WE?????? THERE IS NO WE I AM NOT HELPING YOU FIND THAT ROTTEN CORPSE

[slimecoveredhelm]

Did I say you had a choice in this, Derek? Please. For me.

[literallyagenius]

oh my god

. fine

do you have any masks

[slimecoveredhelm]

okay! i can eassilyy stop bby my house ajd get you a better one but i feel tou wont wanna ,, so! here! take this! : )

[ Avery dug through a bag on his side, pulling out a Clearly Expensive gas mask. Whether it was stolen or bought is unsure, but it works. ]

[literallyagenius]

i meant a face mask but ok yeah sure this. works too i guess

*`They. Take a while putting it on, having never wore— hell, even seen one in real life.*

[slimecoveredhelm]

ittss all i have,,,, before d3r went missing he said to carfy it arond so i did! ^_^

[literallyagenius]

why??? you know what it doesn't matter i don't even want to know let's just go and get this over with

[slimecoveredhelm]

okay! ill go to thef last place i saw him : ) suprisingly, nkt my house!

[ He gave two thumbs up, heading off. Yikes ]

[literallyagenius]

do i

ok.

*`They're. Following him. They're so scared 🥹🥹🥹🥹they don't want to do this beooo*

[slimecoveredhelm]

youuu can probably look nearby ,, maybe? it depends,, i have industrial grade flashlights i,n my bag : )

[ ..It seems those flashlights are necessary. The forest Avery brought Derek to is deep and dark. Almost... nightmarishly so. There is a lake, a pond even, with a stench of rotting meat. Good thing Derek has a mask I guess. ]

[literallyagenius]

oh my fucking god ich bringe mich um

*`They take a flashlight and. Start looking around. They're. So scared ohhh my god*

[slimecoveredhelm]

youu can take the left, ill take the right! ^_^ carry this, so you can call for help. ill come immediately : )

[ Avery handed Derek a large bell. Light, but clearly can be loud. He then headed to the right of the forest. ]

[literallyagenius]

why would i need to call for help what are you implyingohhhh my god.ohhh my god.

i'm. ok i'm just going to go

[slimecoveredhelm]

well, incase you find anything, silly! dont wanna get Lost. Out here.

[literallyagenius]

ich werde mich umbringen ich werde mich umbringen ohhh mein gott

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ A yellow glow is visible on the ground, far to the left. In front of a gate. ]

[literallyagenius]

OH thank god that didn't take long WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

*`They shake the bell. Really really hard. Without approaching. They're. Really concerned*

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ Avery was RIGHT there. ]

hi : ) take it you found somethi— Ah. Hm.

[ Avery frowned, quickly approaching the skeleton on the ground. It fell apart so he just held its helmet. ]

ii dont. think hes here. aggravating.

[literallyagenius]

I THINK THAT'S THE CORPSE. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN???

[slimecoveredhelm]

time movess differently in my world. its been 3 months. i had looked for him for so long only to comento you.

[ He sighed, putting the helmet on and collecting the rest of the armor (and bones) in his bag. ]

its him. i will take him home, soon.

[literallyagenius]

are you? going to give a proper burial at least

[slimecoveredhelm]

the king might.

[ Avery said this calmly, lifting a femur bone. The yellow broke free immediately, a bright yellow light flashing in their eyes before Avery yelped, covering his. Shame Derek didn't react as fast though. ]

[literallyagenius]

okOHWHATT THR FUCKKKK

[slimecoveredhelm]

[ Avery simply watched, tilting his head. ]

do you need help?

[ ..Dereks sight soon returned. Tinted a slight yellow, but seeable. Theres tentacles in the place of hair, almost immediately. Luckily that change did not hurt. ]

[literallyagenius]

i was just blinded why did i agree to come with you oh my fucking goWhy's everything tinted yellow hang on

*`They're. Cleaning their glasses. Obviously it doesn't work uhm.*

...i'm going to go to sleep after this AND I'M NEVWR DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU EVER AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

[slimecoveredhelm]

hm

i didnt know the king would go into you once out . thats not ideal. you dont exactoy look liike agood vessel for him

he shouldve stayed in d3r.

[ Avery seemed to be... thinking. ]