Slip n Slide Butt Cheeks

_______ I'm Alex! 27, he/him, gay _______ _______ PFP by @bat-soup _______

[slimepissprophecy]

[sailatina3]

[sailatina3]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[ranni-thewitch]

words we ought to say more often:

apocryphal

[ranni-thewitch]

anatine

[ranni-thewitch]

wherewithal

[ranni-thewitch]

grotto

[ranni-thewitch]

umstroke

[ranni-thewitch]

posthaste

[ranni-thewitch]

superlative

[shabririfrenzy]

beastmode

[ranni-thewitch]

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

[ranni-thewitch]

crepuscular

[ranni-thewitch]

peripatetic

[ranni-thewitch]

apropos

[ranni-thewitch]

effervescent

[ranni-thewitch]

taciturn

[my-dailydreams]

[carnelianfoxx]

it’s been an honor serving with you all

[carnelianfoxx]

wait what the fuck

[catboybeebop]

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

[nem23]

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[detectivehole]

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

[yorgen-sh]