jockstrap junkie

Joey/Olly | He/Him | 27 | Bi | Seattle

[roookspirit]

[prettydeaddes]

Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

[prettydeaddes]

let the people decide.

[dogpuppy]

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[maureen2musings]

A little relaxation, Brooks Falls, Alaska @achdiefranzi

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[marinolta]

The Dog Rock  in Walpole, Massachusetts. by ScOtT

[oceanic4life]

I remember people went crazy over someone painting a mask on it during lockdown in 2020

[czech-hunter-reject]

What's cheaper than a cock? A onion.

[a-bear-ham]

An* 😌

[spines-tvo]

What's cheaper than An 😌cock? A onion.

[muttsandmustelidae]

oh my god there’s a Great Dane/Whippet cross for adoption nearby. they’ve done it. they’ve made the Least Dane I’ve been dreaming of all these years

[muttsandmustelidae]

she needs to live in my house

[dogpuppy]

[my-friends-call-me-mcsad]

[vltima]

a number of years ago when I was at Boy Scout Camp, someone shared this bit of trivia. Within days, it had become a competition, the entire camp overrun by elbow licking. See, the thing about it is, if you're aware of the licker, you can feel it. But if you don't know someone is doing it, you legitimately cannot feel the lick. So for the rest of the week, you'd spot kids sneaking up on each other, attempting to lick elbows unnoticed. It was wild.

[karis-the-fangirl]

When my younger siblings were still 11 and 8, our family stayed in a couple of cabins with four other families who had kids in the same age group. So there were a dozen or so kids running around living their best feral lives, and licking elbows became The Activity—double prestige if you licked an adult’s elbow.

So that’s why a bunch of parents rubbed jalapeño juice on their elbows

…and why our family still says ‘these elbows are spicy!! You have to sniff them first!’

[never-obsolete]

Visit Original Link

Nintendo GameCube start sound

[parkchanwoohoo]

When my cousin's then-boyfriend texted her that he would be coming home late because he would be stopping by the department store on his way home from work, she, knowing full well that he hates going there, never buys clothes there if he can help it, and generally asks to stay home whenever she goes, knew instantly that he could only be going for one reason: To buy an engagement ring.

Practical-minded, she responded: Don't forget the coupon we got in the mail, there's a discount on rings. Ever helpful, she sent him a photo of the coupon code.

He left her on read. When he came home, he was cagey and grumbling, and when she was like "Did you remember to use the coupon" he was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, why would I be buying jewelry, etc.," not meeting her eye.

Few weeks later he took her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, spent the entire night grumbling under his breath and shaking his head in disbelief, before going "아이씨" and pulling the ring box out of his pocket and slamming it down on the table. "How the hell did you know," he said, begrudgingly impressed.

She was like, "It's really not hard" and then was like "Did you use the coupon" and he was like "Yes I used the coupon"

And to me, this is romance

[sorcyress]

My mother responded to my father presenting her with a ring by presenting him with a carefully wrapped package. Inside was the last of a moderately-obscure series of British naval novels, that Da has been collecting, carefully found by my bookstore-manager mother and hidden away from him until the time was right.

On the outside of the package were the words "yes I will". She'd wrapped it as soon as he told her the caliber of restaurant where they had dinner reservations later that week. Just in case.

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[plainclothes2025]

Who else is doing it like her

[baphcomet]

[linuswatchestv]