I Love Slip Jackson

in mourning. rest in peace slippy // any pronouns

[sernhuh]

Kind of obsessed with my slip design

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[sliphater]

hey guys. slipjacksonlofer and i have something to admit...

for once we have agreed on someone to hate and you should hate them too

everyone leave a FUCK JIMMY in the comments below

show your support for the anti jimmy legion!!! he should drink so much mouthwash till it burns his insides into outsides. fucking hate this fucker. i hope he gets sucked out the airlock and is burned beyond recognition in a massive fucking star. he is so very disgusting and if i catch any of you bitches being named jimmy you can bet that it is ON SIGHT. YOU WILL BE DISINTEGRATED BY MY SUPERMASSIVE LASER EYEBALLS.

this is also an anya lover account now. i think she deserves the world and a trip to a planetarium. thank you

[slipjacksonlover]

FUCK JIMMY FUCK JIMMY FUCK JIMMY i think he should be marinated in a vat of acid like a chicken breast

[smidgen-of-hotboy]

Things we Know about @sliphater and @slipjacksonlover (w/ citations):

1) They are not the same person. (revealed in the tags)

2) They've made out in a closet.

3) They work together producing their own podcast. (more on this later)

4) They both have listened to Wolf 359 and love Doug Eiffel.

5) SlipJacksonLover does hate someone: Joe Fisher, Midnight Burger.

6) Diversity win/loss! They're both asexual!

7) They started making out (again) and will not stop for the next 17 years. (That's how long Slip's coma lasted)

8) Slip Jackson died, they shook hands. Did SlipHater ever confess their undying love?

9) SlipHater gave a speech at the Slip Jackson funeral that they were not invited to in the SlipJacksonLover Discord server that they were also not invited to.

10) SlipHater also doubles as NureyevHater. They hold so much hate in their heart.

11) It's all satire.

12) SlipJacksonLover smoked a joint in honor of Slip Jackson.

13) Podcast with them is titled "Either" where Sliphater voices the depressed idiot and SlipJacksonLover voices the other idiot.

In conclusion: they are coworkers, best friends, rivals, an enemy and a lover, polar opposites, soul mates, the true otp we should've been rooting for. Sliphater×SlipJacksonLover should've been on my season 5 bingo card god dammit.

[sliphater]

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[slipjacksonlover]

im right.

[sliphater]

YOU WILL DIE ON THREE DAY

[slipjacksonlover]

maybe in heaven ava will kiss girl

[sliphater]

you want that girl to be you dont you. just say it. just say its over already.

[slipjacksonlover]

i do. i do so bad

[sliphater]

FINE OKAY ITS OVER. ILL GO RUN OVER MARTIN BLACKWOOD OR SOMETHING. HIT UP JONATHAN SIMS AS A REBOUND. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT.

WELL DO THE WEIRD ASEXUAL THING WE DO WHEN WE SIT IN A ROOM AND STARE AT EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX. ME AND JONNY BOY WILL DO THAT. IS THAT WHAT YIU WANT.

ARRRGHHHHHHHH

[slipjacksonlover]

dont think I didn’t know about nikola

[sliphater]

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[slipjacksonlover]

im right.

[sliphater]

YOU WILL DIE ON THREE DAY

[slipjacksonlover]

maybe in heaven ava will kiss girl

[sliphater]

you want that girl to be you dont you. just say it. just say its over already.

[slipjacksonlover]

i do. i do so bad

[sliphater]

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[slipjacksonlover]

im right.

[sliphater]

YOU WILL DIE ON THREE DAY

[slipjacksonlover]

maybe in heaven ava will kiss girl

[sliphater]

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[slipjacksonlover]

im right.

[sliphater]

there is a change in the wind

martini blackboard i despise you snd all you stand for. get ready for me to ambush you in tje cybernetic sphere you fucking toad

POW POW POW POW

[slipjacksonlover]

im breaking up with you

[sliphater]

nuh uh

[slipjacksonlover]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH

[sliphater]

there is a change in the wind

martini blackboard i despise you snd all you stand for. get ready for me to ambush you in tje cybernetic sphere you fucking toad

POW POW POW POW

[slipjacksonlover]

im breaking up with you

[slipjacksonlover]

I love your username it is so real I love Slip Jackson too but I think you probably love him more anyway you're so supercool for this

thsnk you. I’m sorry this took so long for me to get to Penumbra finale personified itself and crashed through my window and put me in an evil meat grinder three times. Anyway. Despite the fact that it is over and slip has departed from us he will live on in our hearts. sliphater however will not live in our hearts. not the person but the concept. the person can live in our hearts that is okay i guess. whatever

[slipjacksonlover]

Oh god he died?!?

yeah…. dead. as a doornail. i hate to say it but at this point it was a mercy. rest in peace transgender walter white may your afterlife be full of drug making and sexy men named peter

[slipjacksonlover]

good day, slippy nation!

I’d like to announce here as well that tomorrow at 11 AM PST, we’ll be holding a funeral for Slip Jackson in the official slipjacksonlover discord server. All who would like to come and say a few words in his memory are welcome

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

slip jackson shipped jupeter so hard he made it canon

[sliphater]

diversity win! the person who loves slip jackson is asexual!

diversity win! the person who hates slip jackson is asexual!

the first one is actually a diversity lose. idiot

[slipjacksonlover]

no it’s a win actually 💕💕💕

[sliphater]

its over whore. come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[slipjacksonlover]

WHAT!

[sliphater]

you fucking heard me

[slipjacksonlover]

ok guys I’ll be back in uh. Well. How long do you think this is gonna be sliphater

[sliphater]

how long was slippery's coma again

[slipjacksonlover]

17 years

[sliphater]

diversity win! the person who loves slip jackson is asexual!

diversity win! the person who hates slip jackson is asexual!

the first one is actually a diversity lose. idiot

[slipjacksonlover]

no it’s a win actually 💕💕💕

[sliphater]

its over whore. come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[slipjacksonlover]

WHAT!

[sliphater]

you fucking heard me

[slipjacksonlover]

ok guys I’ll be back in uh. Well. How long do you think this is gonna be sliphater

[sliphater]

diversity win! the person who loves slip jackson is asexual!

diversity win! the person who hates slip jackson is asexual!

the first one is actually a diversity lose. idiot

[slipjacksonlover]

no it’s a win actually 💕💕💕

[sliphater]

its over whore. come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[slipjacksonlover]

WHAT!