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Pancake dream
マシューとアルフレッド落書き、パンケーキドリーム🥞
Welcome Home, General (Hetalia Alfred F. Jones x Reader)
(This is NSFW! MDNI!)
(cw: Breeding, Marathon sex, really REALLY needy Alfred, he just came home from a mission in the military and he is STARVING for pussy, established relationship)
It’s just past 1:00 AM when the door unlocks. No one hears it, not even you. Because you’re fast asleep on the couch, wrapped in a throw blanket, face softened in the pale glow of the paused movie on your TV. A half-finished mug of tea sits cold on the coffee table. The room smells like vanilla and home.
And Alfred? Alfred’s standing in the doorway, duffel bag at his feet, breath gone. You weren’t supposed to know he was coming home tonight. He was supposed to arrive in the morning, let you know he landed. Walk through the door with flowers and some dumb grin like everything was normal.
But now, seeing you there like this… peaceful, curled up in one of his old t-shirts, your bare legs tangled in the blanket, mouth slightly parted? He snaps. He doesn’t call your name. Doesn’t clear his throat.
Soo, I decided to start writing smut cause I was getting bored of just reading it. I couldn’t find many good ones in the fandom… the hetalia smut industry is dead. Dead and gone.
Smut headcanons for:
• Russia
• France
• Japan
So, let’s start with this childish sadist <3
• size kink. We all know this. It’s common knowledge in the Hetalia community.
• probably a temperature kink of some sort. Particularly the cold. Would probably stuff ice cubes into you. Maybe his magic metal pipe of pain but… ouch.
• sex is actually an intimate and delicate thing for him, too bad he’d ruin it with his other massive pipe.
• definitely does not understand normal human limits. Overstimulation is a default setting for sex with him…
Let’s go for the pretty boy/heartthrob/playboy!
• definitely is amazing at aftercare. Can’t tell me he’s not.
• definitely does his queer accent heavy laugh during it. Bro still has the energy to do that shit while balls deep in you.
• definitely a lot of experience. It’s almost canon at this point.
• probably calls you French nicknames during it like the cheeky bitch he is.
Now for my pretty boy, JAPAN.
• he has the patience to edge you for hours, I’m telling you.
• he definitely has soft hands. Probably one of the best countries to get fingered by and I stand by that.
• probably never asks for sex. He just doesn’t. He won’t. It’s not polite. He waits until you ask.
• definitely into Shibari. It’s Japanese so it’s kind of obvious.
Sorry about my horny rambling… ehe.
Decided to write more headcanons… cause why not? Why not write hetalia smut headcanons?
Italy, America and England Smut Headcanons
Italy! The goodest good boy of Hetalia:3
• He’s definitely vanilla. That’s all I’m saying.
• if he does have any kinks, probably body worship and praise I guess.
• maybe food play? Like gelato on your chest? From all the “chest tests” he seems to like chests a lot.
• will nap right after. You expect him to stay awake afterwards? Nah. He definitely can’t.
America, our freedom loving goofball.
• definite praise kink. Probably a food play for him, yknow? He seems the type.
• probably tries to be gentle, but ruins it by accidentally being too rough or just too big.
• definitely no patience. Will forget if he’s even trying to edge you, probably wouldn’t though.
• definitely WILL call himself a hero during it. For whatever reason. He’ll probably come up with one.
England. With his stupidly high tsundere levels. And big ass eyebrows. (But he still babygirl)
• drink play. Probably like tea on thighs or smth. This man classy.
• degradation kink. Like calling you a “wanker”. Which you probably are if you’re reading this.
• probably avoids messy sex. Definitely doesn’t mind it, he’s seen worse, but his gentleman persona can’t take that hit.
• don’t praise him during it. He’ll get all blushy.
Well, sorry about the rambling:c …
It’s just me being horny again.
More headcanons cause I love doing these:)
Hetalia smut headcanons for:
Germany
China
Romano
Germany… probably the hardest (pun intended) to get into this situation.
• maid dress kink. Prussia said so at one point, if I recall correctly.
• beastiality, apparently. Italy said some wild shit about his kinks.
• control kink. Definitely.
• ultra virgin alert. I just know this shit.
China, one of the biggest twinks in Hetalia!
• he’s old, okay? He ain’t gonna do it much.
• try to avoid getting too weird with whatever you ask to try. He’s old and doesn’t understand kinks much. “Weird western nonsense” or whatever.
• probably hasn’t had many partners. Who knows though, maybe he was a slut in his teenage years.
• overall pretty vanilla.
Romano, our tsundere twink.
• he does in-fact love women and would probably praise you if you were one. If you’re not, then eh you’ll probably get a blushy tsundere who keeps calling you a bastardo.
• probably rougher then his brother Italy. He’s trying to seem macho, okay?
• probably uses object insertion and puts the handle of a knife in there. He’s trying to seem macho, but he doesn’t wanna hurt you. Knives make him cool, right?
• you’ll probably get a blushy boy who refuses to even glance at you afterwards. Maybe a lil catholic guilt in there if it wasn’t vanilla or not with a woman, but he probably won’t regret it.
Thanks for reading my unholy fantasies with countries. Thanks.
“Foxes put their butts on things they want to own or think is theirs.”
new headcanon that ren just sits on everyone
mc chilling on the couch watching tv? get ready for some nuzzles. sat on.
lawrence doing some gardening? plants shoved aside and sat on.
strade settling down for the night? sat on like ren just conquered a mountain.
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What's a pick up line Germany and Prussia would use?
Rating: Crack
Germany: “I would order you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.”
Prussia: “What’s a place like you doing in a girl like this?”
Russia & Periods
Guess what I’m suffering through 😂 so have some fluff with my favorite 👌
Rating: Fluff, Comfort
Ivan doesn’t like seeing you in pain and is rather pouty while you’re groaning through cramps
He tries his best to ease your pain, gently reminding you to take pain killers and keep hydrated
He also heats up the heat pack and cancels all his plan for the next couple days
Yes, he does this every month, to the point where he tries to just not schedule things for the predicted time when you’re supposed to get your period
You’re his beloved and he’d much rather be home caring for you rather than at a meeting
He sets up the couch (or bed) to make you two into a comfortable blanket burrito and pulls out your favorite movies
You sit in his lap, or lay next to him, and he lays his large, warm hands on your lower stomach as he applies soft pressure on your tummy
The cuddles are full of nuzzles and soft kisses and Ivan affectionately stroking your hair
He most likely gives into your cravings and orders whatever you’d like
Although he also makes you a lot of food himself
He even insists on feeding you himself
Ivan is very attentive and super affectionate the whole time you’re suffering through your period, including the pms that comes before it
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