Slitty Slit Slit

+THIS IS AN RP BLOG + ((21+ Mun)) + Post!Immortan Play + Tagged NSFW +Very Selective for Mun's sanity +Side blog to BeastlyPersuasion One min' I'm "your lancer", then what? Left in the dust with a boot. F'n TRAITOR.

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So. Any of my mutual buddies wanna RP with Slit? Doesn’t hafta be smutty, I’ve got a normal rp blog for him.

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Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

± = The character and what they think about math

† = How the character feels about murder

@ = How the character appears online

¥ = How the character handles money or spends it

° = The character’s temperature preferences 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

↔ = The character’s ability to read directions

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)

zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake

☂ = Weather the character enjoys

♪ = What music the character likes

( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets

(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time

☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people

⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character

(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy

(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush

(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character

（；へ：） = What makes the character cry

(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure

（・□・；） = What makes the character uncomfortable

(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

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If you’re not an RP blog. I don’t really want an audience over here, it’s just for me and the people I write with.

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By my deeds, I honour him. V8.

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Nux scrubs his hands over his bald, sandy head vigorously, making a noise between a groan and a growl as he takes in the condition of what used to be his car. His bleeding mouth and the aches and pains radiating from every single one of his joints are honestly of less concern at the moment.

He’s still riding on the last dredges of adrenaline, and now there’s the further issue of the fact he’d missed a mine field while driving. Speaking of… Nux turns on his lancer, brows furrowed, as he limps his way back to loom over Slit. One black stained finger is jabbed directly at him. “If it weren’t for ya backseat drivin’, I wouldn’ta been distracted an’ lookin’ up at yer ugly mug. Oy Nux, watch th’ sand trap, ya nearly busted yer tires. Hey Nux, why don’tchya move over’n let me drive.”

With every sentence, Nux moves just a little closer, poking. So it might not be entirely fair. After all, he is the driver. He needs to keep his eyes on the road. But he’s tired and sore now and his legs are trembling just a little and he’s grumpy and the only person to take the brunt of it right now is Slit.

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“Maybe you shoulda! Then we wouldn’t’a got wasted on a SCOUT RUN!”

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Good

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/\ i love you, i love this, oh my gosh, thank you so much. all i can do is grin and reread rofl /\

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The garage was a sea of wreckage, the Rats and Blackthumbs seeming to work day and night with the screech of their tools and welding sparks. Nux was so excited that he bounced every other step as he hauled a limping Slit through mazes of sorted scrap for recycle, parts to be sorted, shells of burnt out machines just waiting to be put back to use. Slit recognized most of it, even twisted and black, and his fingers itched with the impulse to slot together. It wasn’t what Nux brought him here for. Slit was close to protesting, a muscle in his thigh was jumping with each too-fast step and it hurt, but Nux’s wide grin was enough to stay his tongue. Temporarily. Just long enough to break through the workshop and out onto the sand, sun bright and hot as ever and glinting off Nux’s prize. The coupé, clean and shiny new but for some heavy denting. Slit was all but speechless as he shook off Nux’s hand to dart ahead and put his own on the hood, run his fingers over the Chrome finish that was already gathering a film of dust now that it had left the shop. “Is it-?” “Nah,” Nux had already opened the driver’s door, dropping to sit sideways with his legs hanging out  as he watched Slit examine his new rig with unrestrained glee, “but looks just like, right? They even got my pedal, look-” Nux bent to point and when he came back up, Slit decked him. Used the surprise to drag him from the seat and throw him to the ground, following him down to punch him again. And again. Before Nux could gather his wits to do more than groan and roll, Slit was in the car. Checking that the wheel was locked in and slamming the door shut. “Slit,” Nux was There a lot faster than expected though; unsteady but it didn’t seem to matter for how spitting mad he was as his fingers locked over the open window, “get off my wheel!” They grappled through the window, Nux furious and frantic and Slit just trying to get him off long enough to get the engine started. The door opened and Slit lost track of who was winning after a hand grabbed him at the back of the neck, slamming his head into the jam hard enough to bounce off. They both spilled back on the sand in a flurry of badly aimed fists and shouts. When the Rats began breaking off from the garage to separate them, grabbing at swinging limbs and hauling in opposite directions, Slit’s face was more blood than skin and he could barely stand on his seizing leg. And he was giggling, pitched and hysterical with the high of Finally. He hadn’t lost his touch. 

//Old writing, but still relevant to my current version of Slit//

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*whisper* Nux having the habit of cupping one of Slit's pecs when they're sleep spooning.

((What, do you mean to imply this doesn’t ALREADY happen? It totally does. Slit needs someone to warm his lizard titties and Nux’s hands are good candidates.))

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Just don’t pinch/knead at ‘em.  >:(  It’s distractin’.

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((DO YOU MEAN TO IMPLY THAT THAT ALSO ISN’T ON PURPOSE? ;D))

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I’M SAYING IT’S DISTRACTIN’. 

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*whisper* Nux having the habit of cupping one of Slit's pecs when they're sleep spooning.

((What, do you mean to imply this doesn’t ALREADY happen? It totally does. Slit needs someone to warm his lizard titties and Nux’s hands are good candidates.))

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Just don’t pinch/knead at ‘em.  >:(  It’s distractin’.

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The Slit Parade

Just puttin’ it out there

@slitthelizardking , @fang–it , @slittybangbang , @festeringdoganus

Ur my home boys and I <3 u all very much. Fillin’ all my Slity needs.

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Keep reading

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((And they’re PERFECT. PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.))

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Nnnnnot gonna lie. This mun fetishizes Slit’s pecs like woa.

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Slit’s jiggly tits tho.

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Slit and Nux are the most theatrically friendly/affectionate when one of them is either very injured (from an impressive accident/fight that will surely leave shine scars of course) or when they’re showing off how much Better They Are compared to another overachieving driver/lancer team. 

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“Ya only rolled twice, you’re shine- Get up!”

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Nux grunts, smacking at the insistent hands prodding and slapping him in a fit of bleary anger. “Fuckin’…stop, ya annoyin’ clod,” he hisses, spitting a mouthful of blood into the sand with what he thinks might be a tooth. Right before, he’d been sitting behind the wheel and now suddenly there is no wheel. There’s no CAR.

Oh wait, yes there is. It’s right over there in a pile of steaming scrap. Nux groans and rolls his face back into the sand, holding his breath and counting to five. The driver rolls onto his back and shoves at Slit in an attempt to leverage himself, bringing his shaking legs under him to stand.

He wipes sand off his face and squints at the wreckage, glaring like maybe the simmer of rage under his skin will abate if he shows enough displeasure at this entire situation. “The fuck happened?” Nux rasps (he’s got sand in his throat and mouth and what he wouldn’t do for a sip of something wet right now), turning to pin Slit with a little-less-angry look.

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“Mines,” Slit had gone flying himself, but he’d landed soft enough considering. Nux though, he’d gotten a good rattle in the car. Bad enough that Slit half expected to drag a corpse outta the upside-down drivers seat. Not the case. The shove to his chest earned a flinching grimace of a grin, ribs protesting as he tipped back on his rump. He caught himself with a palm to the ground, pushing back off and clambering to his feet. “Bunch of ‘em, by the look of it.” Their fellow scouts were busy up ahead, combing the road for more while Slit tended to his driver and waited on the trucks that’d be hauling their busted ride back to Citadel. Nux had been driving front of the pack and they were the only ones to actually hit the damn things. Two of them even.

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“Ya only rolled twice, you’re shine- Get up!”

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Nux groaned, his Lancer’s voice distant as the feeling of the slap to his face. There was a sticky, coppery taste in his mouth as consciousness returned to him.

“Did…. we get ‘em?” He managed, somehow managing to grin despite the blood.

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“I got ‘em,” Slit corrected, dropping his ‘kerchief over Nux’s busted nose and sitting back on his haunches. He hovered there a moment, poised at Nux’s hips as he waited for the driver’s eyes to stop rolling around and focus. It’d taken a good few ticks, but Slit had shaken off his tumble and chased the buzzard down on foot. Far enough to get in a throw at least. Fucker was on a bike, luckily. Probably wouldn’t’ve been a good enough angle to knock a car.  Slit was sweating, wheezing a little from the dust as he straightened. “No thanks t’ you n your nap.”

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“Ya only rolled twice, you’re shine- Get up!”

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“Ya only rolled twice, you’re shine- Get up!”

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can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?