boi

Dan/Dani either one works, 19

[grawly]

the future is here

[zsnes]

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

[hobgoblinhero]

amish simulator

[ratliker1917]

europe is so weird because you have like all of southern europe with like just incredibly good and flavorful culinary traditions and then you have countries like the netherlands where you’re surprised they haven’t figured out a way to boil peat from a bog to serve it on a plate, unseasoned

[storybookmagic]

oh fuck off garlic munching marxist whore

(OP has penis envy of our sausages served with stampot)

[ratliker1917]

Refo cunt fucking seething because his bog peat had a hint of black pepper in it and he had to spend the rest of the day gargling raw milk to make the burn go away while red in the face and shooting steam from his ears.

[batslime]

Fuck yeah white on white violence!!

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

[slllime]

my account got hacked lmao

[fou-vs-the-world-deactivated202]

400 IQ plays

[jaidefinichonv2]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny

[mynameismeowmeow]

transcrito: La banda, acabo aconocieron un animal. que me dieron que es este? parece que un  pato. velen las patas largas EY QUiETO PUTO he expilcarlo. he materon en zoologicano y se voy a reir. Pero es un animal raro AAAAAAAAAAA ME PICo ME pincho mi AAAAA ME ESTA PRESTANDO PICANDO BANDA AAAAAAAA CUREDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUTO SUELTAME LA BELGA

transcript: Look, y’all. Look how weird this thing i found is. Can you tell me what it is? it looks like a duck, look at the long feet HEY QUIT IT SLUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING!  I’m going to the zoolologist and he’s gonna laugh. But you can see it’s a weird animal AAAAaAAaAAAAA It’s PINCHING ME IT’S PINCHING AAAAAAAAA ITS STARTED TO PINCH ME YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAA CURE AAAAAAAAAA SLUT LET GO OF ME YOU BELGIAN

[slllime]

This translation is awful, I had to reblog it.

[jaidefinichonv2]

[shinzeroichi-replies]

[ESP - ENG]

Transcripción: Hola banda. Acabo de ver correteando a un animal, que alguien me diga qué animal es este. Miren. Está raro, me lo encontré, pensé que era un pato. Venle las patas, válgame. Hey, QUIETO PUTO NO ME ESTÉS PICOTEANDO. Mi amá tiene un zoológico en su casa se lo voy a llevar a ella. Pero vean, es un animal raro- AAAAAAAAA ME PICÓ, HIJO DE TU PINCHE MADRE [toma aire], UOOOOOH VEAN ME ESTÁ PICANDO BANDA AAAAAA CULERO AAGH [toma aire], PUTO, SUÉLTAME, A LA VERGA, AAAH

Transcription: Hi guys. I just saw an animal running around, please tell me what animal this is. Look. It’s weird, I found it, I thought it was a duck. Look at the legs, my goodness [very colloquial]. Hey, STAY STILL BITCH DON’T BITE ME. My mom has a zoo in her house I’m gonna take it to her. But see, it’s a weird animal- AAAAAAAAA IT BIT ME, SON OF A BITCH [sharp breath] UOOOOOH SEE IT’S BITTING ME GUYS AAAAAA FUCKER AAGH [sharp breath] BITCH, LET GO OF ME, FUCK’S SAKE, AAAH

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers endgame, Fat Thor is the butt of many jokes, this is because Marvel thinks Survivor’s guilt and PTSD are funny subjects.

[starrynyxa]

[delicateknightsportsmonger]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[altuzorra]

It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.

[m-a-r-i-0-n-deactivated20200722]

sickmind fraud be like

[sergle]

[powerfulwizard]

[stimman4000]

all those celebrities signing a petition against ‘cancel culture’ is so funny....literally what do they think will happen

[thoodleoo]

yknow the story of odysseus tricking polyphemus by giving him a fake name and then blinding him is great, but i think a lot of people really sleep on the hilarious fact that, after odysseus reveals his name to polyphemus and polyphemus remembers the prophecy that a man named odysseus would blind him, polyphemus is like “WOW when i heard that prophecy i thought odysseus was going to be tall and sexy and strong but turns out you’re just short and an asshole”

[thoodleoo]

loving that polyphemus had pretty much accepted his fate as long as someone sexy and badass blinded him and seems more pissed off that odysseus is just some bitch than anything else

[wlfgrrl]

[bitchvirgo]

copyrighting neon dream as we speak