im greymon now

greed / 25

[sanjipussyindulgence]

just take it

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hbmmaster]

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

[squeakitties]

[dogpuppy]

[gammadoppler]

[hungwy]

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

[sygol]

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I Wish I Could Turn Into Rhydon So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

[kaylmao]

it's been too long since i drank of the chalice

[cutecipher]

i hear its not even crazy poisoned any more

[ammnontet]

the killer

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[xeppeli]

i made a game in raycasting game maker in 2008 titled “goodmen bestmen” and this is the poster i made for it just now

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[femtocloaca-deactivated20251203]

ha.....haaa...hahahah!!!! Myyyyyy... THIS!!!! [THUNDER CLAP]*LIGHTING CRACKLING* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!!!!