YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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ojovivo
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Misplaced Lens Cap
tannertan36
Kaledo Art
Product Placement
#extradirty
Claire Keane
Discoholic 🪩
ellievsbear
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@slop21
they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice
Such is the identity of Athen's first legislator; later historians would try to cover this up (changing the girl part because of misogyny and the dragon part because of anti-scalyism) but the truth is still known to the wise
even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest
okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me
there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all
> ascend
NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus
months? try YEARS
your ability to genuinely capture the essence of sbahj is insane. Are you sure you aren’t actually dave?
this is the highest compliment you could give me. i am but a humble scholar of sbahj. heres a tutorial for how i make these:
if youre making a comic make sure to be incredibly lazy. extremely minimal backgrounds, copy and paste/reuse your drawings. use lots of clip art
this tutorial unironically works please make sbahj fanart
it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog
You will never be alone in this big universe girl.
kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
> ascend
4/10
i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not
