Nice is neat

In which Slosh finishes the Animorphs series after 25 years

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

when will they establish that "james bond" is like an intergalactic slug that possesses random british men every 5 to 15 years and uses its collected life experiences to go on spy adventures

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Iconic sexy spy dude looks like this

[cometcrystal]

animorphs

[lakesbian]

i genuinely love that the way k.a applegate resolves the issue of needing the alien on the team to be able to drop plot crumbs without totally solving everything for the human kids is by making aximili-esgarrouth-isthill a jock who only tangentially paid attention to when his teachers were explaining, like, the andalite equivalent of how to find the cosine of a triangle, and now he's in an astronomically rare circumstance where the fate of an entire species depends on him remembering how to do that. and he's cold sweating trying to recall the answers to homework problems he didn't do. and also he's always lying.

[lakesbian]

ax is literally experiencing like if you got teleported back several hundred years and everyone was expecting you to explain the precise mechanisms of how cell phones work to them and if you don't come up with a sufficient explanation they're all going to die. And he's not enjoying it.

[lakesbian]

every day this happens to ax

[scrollingdown]

The one time he did correctly solve his homework problems, the plot immediately became about UNsolving them.

[theoddkepple]

[hapalopus]

animorphs is a book series

[hapalopus]

[menaceanon]

It is very important that all of my followers witness this insta post from Crab Museum

[supernalsaccade]

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[therealslimshady]

@twilight0wanderer your comment about Jake and Rachel on the animorphs x GOT post tickled me so much I had to make this

[emeraldmew]

Speaking of the bonus material in the back of the book, this one comes for Marco hard.

[lilacnothlit]

Marco is indeed a sdut. Wait. I read that wrong.

[maybe-jello]

@morphseagull mentioned how accurate the textposts were to the covers i used (which was totally an accident) but it inspired me to actually put thought into them so here’s the first ten books with textposts that loosely relate to the plot of that book

[bluefox4]

I just felt like this was fitting.

[bluefox4]

Dak slept as Hork-Bajir do: He relaxed his legs and slumped down into a sort of sitting position, with legs splayed out in front and thick tail providing a third support. His head fell forward, chin to chest. He was asleep instantly, as far as I could tell. I was jealous. Sleep isn't always that easy for me. For most Andalites. We are a watchful species. My mother explained it to me once when I found myself unable to sleep for several days. p. 107

Oh, I like finding out about the alien sleep patterns just since it does add to the element that they are well alien. They aren't going to sleep like humans.

Oh, how often do you think that Ax doesn't really sleep on Earth? He is probably left with his thoughts more often than he would like.

And then the next bit is interesting.

<We no longer have predators to attack us,> she'd said, <but evolution does not just throw away adaptations that were necessary once. The animals we evolved from were prey for millions of years. They lived in vast herds, always watched by hungry predators. This was before we developed our tail blades and we had no protection but speed. We still feel the need to watch for predators. It may a million years before we lose that instinct.> My mother was good at explaining things like that. It's what she did. She was a scientist. Like I was supposed to be. But now she was dead. In part because we Andalites had begun to forget that instinct for caution. We had forgotten that even though the predators on our own world had died out, there were still predators loose in the galaxy. Or at least parasites. p. 107-108

You know, getting it said in the text that Andalites were indeed a prey species explains so much about them. Have you seen how destructive large prey animals can get when threatened?

But also, Aldrea having this moment of recalling her mother after just losing her. The fond memory and how fast it circles back to what just happened mare hours ago for her. And how that all ties back to her father's mistake of trusting the Yeerks.

RIP Aldrea's unnamed mother.

[maybe-jello]

animorphs memes. idk.

[dogpuppy]

[wallkett]

For 2 hours at a time... I'm guessing

[bookwyrmsbuttons]

Hand pressed analog collage pin back button , 1.5 inch (38.1 mm). Unique, wearable art assembled from a curated collection of clippings from

[blackrazorbill]

Colored rough.

[jus-kira]

close enough. Make the animorphs movie. now.

[beigetiger]

Ever think about how Elfangor would have been able to live a long and happy life except that the Ellimist literally pulled him aside to say "look bud, this timeline isn't working and I'm going to fix it" and then corrected the timeline so that El was doomed to die a violent, tragic, young death? Yeah.