Petty-Sloth

gO AwAy HuManS

[taralovepoetry]

“i swear everything was a dream until i woke up then, suddenly, everything was a nightmare.”

— tara love

[monachopsis-people]

[catchymemes]

Magicians are nothing without their assistant

[antiocial]

[adeles]

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018) dir. Phil Johnston & Rich Moore

[pokemon-personalities]

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

[junkiechurch]

oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok

[ulibeanzz]

imagine having money wow i just got chills

[mjalti]

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

[sageklaire]

shut up lol

[mjalti]

buy my silence

[bodegabae]

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

[biphoenix]

somebody once told me the world was gonna

[pueda-deactivated20150517]

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

[lexiiii-vt]

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

You die in infinity war

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[baby-skeleton]

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[sobeitjayt]

When the teacher dim the lights and put a educational movie onb for the class to watch

[3xevolsinnej]

LEARN SOMETHING

[sobeitjayt]

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree