the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried
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the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried
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thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.
it took me asking three more times before she finally told me she wanted me to leave the fans where they are instead of moving them to my room or something. and I said oh! I had no intention of doing so but thank you for letting me know what the expectation is.
about a month later she brought up that conversation as the moment it actually clicked for her that I Am Autistic And Will Not Magically Intuit The Unspoken Request You Didn't Ask Me.
Did you guess what this person was on about before the end of the post?
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By 'this person' I mean the roommate who put the fans in the living room. Just in case it was unclear.
you're not upset that The Amazing Digital Circus "wasn't explicit enough" with its trans storylines -- or if you are, you're silly. let trans women tell trans storylines the way we want to, about whatever period in our lives we choose to, even if that is pre-cracking/transition.
what you're REALLY upset about is that incredibly explicit trans storylines are less frequent, which is of course a problem, but it doesn't make sense to blame trans women writing stories about important parts of our lives for that. that's the industry (& cis people's) fault. i find it pretty baffling & insulting to be frustrated at a trans woman's art about being repressed & in the closet not being about something else that personally makes you feel happier. that feels demonstrably cruel, transmisogynist & tbh, anti-art.
maybe if more trans women were allowed to tell trans storylines (and if fans weren't, y'know, hypercritical about how those trans storylines should always and exclusively look) then we would get more diverse & different-looking stories about being trans. but complaining that a trans storyline by a trans woman who was sent to conversion therapy is about pre-cracking/repression rather than being out is fucking abysmally closeminded.
Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...
Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
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The timeskip confirmation* and reveal of Ursula means that we can add Marianne von Crippling Depression, of all people, to the short** list of Three Houses characters who have canonically fucked.
* assuming no timeline shenanigans, which is a big assumption tbh
** IIRC the canon list is Sothis, Seteth, Jeralt, Gilbert, Alois, either Mercedes or Jeritza, and now Marianne.
(My insults of Marianne come from a place of love, she is my favorite 3H character and I'm so proud of her for getting therapy and getting laid, hopefully in that order)
im always caught off guard by all the ianthe fanart that makes her like really really pretty & put together. like obviously there are textual allusions to her being good-looking & it's a matter of interpretation & whatnot, but like from all the descriptions of her as like, deflated & colourless & wearing ill-fitting clothes, i was constantly picturing her as kind of gawky & not especially manicured. yknow, someone who like, hasnt really figured out conditioner. and then i log on & see that 1 nonagesimillion people have been picturing her as heidi klum
woman likers on tumblr do to ianthe what the man likers have been doing to tumblr sexymen for years
Post that gets better on remembering that the trash compactor monster is canonically a force sensitive lesbian.
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Fortune's Weave takes place in the year 1449, approx. 300 years after the end of Three Houses (1185)
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