Sloth With a Knife

they/them | 18 | literature nerd | artist

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

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I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

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opposing counsel? more like PROPOSING counsel!

will you marry me <3

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permission to court the court

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your honor, is this guy bothering you?

[sloth-with-a-knife]

good morning your honor 💖, members of the jury 💖, opposing counsel 💖, you all look wonderful and beautiful today 💖 💖 💖 💖

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permission to hold the defendant's hand

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may it ✨✨✨💖✨please✨💖✨✨✨ the court

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

opposing counsel? more like PROPOSING counsel!

will you marry me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

permission to court the court

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor, is this guy bothering you?

[sloth-with-a-knife]

good morning your honor 💖, members of the jury 💖, opposing counsel 💖, you all look wonderful and beautiful today 💖 💖 💖 💖

[sloth-with-a-knife]

permission to hold the defendant's hand

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

opposing counsel? more like PROPOSING counsel!

will you marry me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

permission to court the court

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor, is this guy bothering you?

[sloth-with-a-knife]

good morning your honor 💖, members of the jury 💖, opposing counsel 💖, you all look wonderful and beautiful today 💖 💖 💖 💖

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

opposing counsel? more like PROPOSING counsel!

will you marry me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

permission to court the court

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor, is this guy bothering you?

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

opposing counsel? more like PROPOSING counsel!

will you marry me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

permission to court the court

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

opposing counsel? more like PROPOSING counsel!

will you marry me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I have one more question for the witness

will you go out with me <3

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your honor you look absolutely ravishing this morning

[sloth-with-a-knife]

untitled document my beloved <3

[oppossum-offical]

WE HAVE WON SHAPES INC NO LONGER HAS AN ACCOUNT

[spr0cketz]

spread the beautiful news!!!!

[amateur-procrastinator]

OMG YESSSSS!!!

[sloth-with-a-knife]

your mom's house is a bar in denver

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I'm not joking btw

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your mom's house is a bar in denver

[sloth-with-a-knife]

not sure who needs to hear this but the My Immortal clothing description song is called "Spring in My Step"

[sloth-with-a-knife]

I once read a HORRIBLE My Immortal fanfic

it was a retelling from Vampire's point of view and Ebony was written out of the whole thing. the author turned all of the characters into preps and changed all of their names and removed some of the most important scenes. there wasn't even a single MCR concert. Plus the author is SUPER transphobic and a total bigot.

[sloth-with-a-knife]

this My Immortal day I am reminding you to put your middle finger up at some preps!

(and french passively with your partner if you have one)

[buggy1999]

@akaritheotaku GET OVER HERE

[akaritheotaku]

ready to french passively my little satanist <3

[buggy1999]

Ready to put my thing in your you know what💖🙏🗣️

[sloth-with-a-knife]

"wut do u think you're doing u ridiculous dunderheads!1111111" I said sexily

I gasped

[buggy1999]

“They were about to have sexual intercourse in the forbitten forest!111!” Said professor solthwifaknife

I cried sexily “NOOOOOOO I LOVE HERRR”(not in dat way you pervs!)

I den ran away, throwing my wound at them and den all of a suddenly a man in all Ballack with no nose came flying in a broomstick

“(NAME)” he seaid sexily “though must kill Harry Potter!1!!”

“Who tf is Harry Potter what😭” I sed all confused

He got a dude this isn’t part of the script face and exploded gave me a gun

“If thou does not kill potter, then though must kill wife!!1!!” He said

“Wait which one???” I roared

“The good one!1!!!1!” He said

I gasped

[sloth-with-a-knife]

[demiboydemon]

Happy 20th birthday to My Immortal 🖤💜❤️

So proud of Ebony for living this long 🧛🏻‍♀️ reblog if you’re proud of her ignore to let JK Rowling win

[sloth-with-a-knife]

this My Immortal day I am reminding you to put your middle finger up at some preps!

(and french passively with your partner if you have one)

[buggy1999]

@akaritheotaku GET OVER HERE

[akaritheotaku]

ready to french passively my little satanist <3

[buggy1999]

Ready to put my thing in your you know what💖🙏🗣️

[sloth-with-a-knife]

"wut do u think you're doing u ridiculous dunderheads!1111111" I said sexily

I gasped