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brittany-murphy

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amateur

IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT THE FLOOF IS WINKING.

WINKING.

HE IS AN ANGEL. [x]

vvhack

imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018

it’s like i always say: fuck

outcrying

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

brittany-murphy

stabs

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

sparrow-va

“Are you a boy, or a girl?”

“I’m a failure.”

penisennui

livinmokotory

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

skylorde

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

coelasquid

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

marvelruinedmyspirit

When I first saw star wars vii i remember thinking how absurd it was that not even a century after the empire they’d let another fascist regime rise but you know what on second thought art imitates life