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Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

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*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

you have sooo many problems… including trapping cookies in jars, turning cookies into statues, preventing cookies from leaving this horrendously dull garden of yours, feeding the inhabitants drugged fruits… and many other things

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

“What are you talking about you ALL have problem! You, Cinnamon Storm already have control problems with that dumb hivemind?! And of course both of you shadow milks are so incredibly lonely you are obsessed with torturing the ONE cookie who has your other halves!!”

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

Almost as if on cue, a red furball crawls into view before losing balance and falling forward with a frantic yelp! He looks older than he is, by a lot, but that does not change that he is still a child - more importantly, a child who wants his mother!

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“She’s had.. about seven kids in the past. This isn’t her first one” he was still holding the child, he’s absolutely baffled. “After Pavlova was baked and her husband died I thought she would never have another kid.”

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

“Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take-“

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

*they curl up a bit more, hiding in their wings slightly. they. are still flopped out on top of her, though*

… a nap does sound niiice

“We’ll be nearby if need be, it won’t be long”

… and i’ll be rriiiiiight here with this nice pillow i found

*this mumble is almost immediately followed by quiet snoring. apparently the are already asleep, and still mumblingg*

Eternal Sugar kind of lays there… was she really just become a pillow? She.. didn’t mind actually, it’s been a long time since she really cuddled with any of her friends.. once the other two were gone she starts purring.

*he starts purring, too. it’s been a while since anyone has let him use them as a pillow. partially because he’s a pretty chatty sleeper, and mostly because he’s, well, him*

At the same time… she wanted out of the jar… so maybe…. If she scruffs him and tries to move, maybe she can have both outcomes!

*he wakes up at her scruffing him with a very confused sounding whhiiiiiine :(*

*but he is a very light cookie, so it’ll be pretty easy to relocate him*

It took, several tries, but she finally gets out of the jar! With the jester scruffed! And now.. a place to nap.. she starts looking for a shady spot, preferably.

*they start wriggling around once they’re both outside of the jar*

*they are clearly being cookienapped :(*

She finally unscruffs them after finding a shady spot.

*they float a liiiittle bit away from her to glare at her suspiciously*

“No come back.. I thought we were napping..”

*they stare at her a bit longer before floating back over to flop on her again*

… you ARE a comfy pillow….

She makes a little happy mrrp, which definitely was a lot better than how she was earlier!

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

*they curl up a bit more, hiding in their wings slightly. they. are still flopped out on top of her, though*

… a nap does sound niiice

“We’ll be nearby if need be, it won’t be long”

… and i’ll be rriiiiiight here with this nice pillow i found

*this mumble is almost immediately followed by quiet snoring. apparently the are already asleep, and still mumblingg*

*he starts purring, too. it’s been a while since anyone has let him use them as a pillow. partially because he’s a pretty chatty sleeper, and mostly because he’s, well, him*

At the same time… she wanted out of the jar… so maybe…. If she scruffs him and tries to move, maybe she can have both outcomes!

*he wakes up at her scruffing him with a very confused sounding whhiiiiiine :(*

*but he is a very light cookie, so it’ll be pretty easy to relocate him*

It took, several tries, but she finally gets out of the jar! With the jester scruffed! And now.. a place to nap.. she starts looking for a shady spot, preferably.

*they start wriggling around once they’re both outside of the jar*

*they are clearly being cookienapped :(*

She finally unscruffs them after finding a shady spot.

*they float a liiiittle bit away from her to glare at her suspiciously*

“No come back.. I thought we were napping..”

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

*they curl up a bit more, hiding in their wings slightly. they. are still flopped out on top of her, though*

… a nap does sound niiice

“We’ll be nearby if need be, it won’t be long”

… and i’ll be rriiiiiight here with this nice pillow i found

*this mumble is almost immediately followed by quiet snoring. apparently the are already asleep, and still mumblingg*

*he starts purring, too. it’s been a while since anyone has let him use them as a pillow. partially because he’s a pretty chatty sleeper, and mostly because he’s, well, him*

At the same time… she wanted out of the jar… so maybe…. If she scruffs him and tries to move, maybe she can have both outcomes!

*he wakes up at her scruffing him with a very confused sounding whhiiiiiine :(*

*but he is a very light cookie, so it’ll be pretty easy to relocate him*

It took, several tries, but she finally gets out of the jar! With the jester scruffed! And now.. a place to nap.. she starts looking for a shady spot, preferably.

*they start wriggling around once they’re both outside of the jar*

*they are clearly being cookienapped :(*

She finally unscruffs them after finding a shady spot.

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

*they curl up a bit more, hiding in their wings slightly. they. are still flopped out on top of her, though*

… a nap does sound niiice

“We’ll be nearby if need be, it won’t be long”

… and i’ll be rriiiiiight here with this nice pillow i found

*this mumble is almost immediately followed by quiet snoring. apparently the are already asleep, and still mumblingg*

*he starts purring, too. it’s been a while since anyone has let him use them as a pillow. partially because he’s a pretty chatty sleeper, and mostly because he’s, well, him*

At the same time… she wanted out of the jar… so maybe…. If she scruffs him and tries to move, maybe she can have both outcomes!

*he wakes up at her scruffing him with a very confused sounding whhiiiiiine :(*

*but he is a very light cookie, so it’ll be pretty easy to relocate him*

It took, several tries, but she finally gets out of the jar! With the jester scruffed! And now.. a place to nap.. she starts looking for a shady spot, preferably.

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

*they curl up a bit more, hiding in their wings slightly. they. are still flopped out on top of her, though*

… a nap does sound niiice

“We’ll be nearby if need be, it won’t be long”

… and i’ll be rriiiiiight here with this nice pillow i found

*this mumble is almost immediately followed by quiet snoring. apparently the are already asleep, and still mumblingg*

*he starts purring, too. it’s been a while since anyone has let him use them as a pillow. partially because he’s a pretty chatty sleeper, and mostly because he’s, well, him*

At the same time… she wanted out of the jar… so maybe…. If she scruffs him and tries to move, maybe she can have both outcomes!

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

*they curl up a bit more, hiding in their wings slightly. they. are still flopped out on top of her, though*

… a nap does sound niiice

“We’ll be nearby if need be, it won’t be long”

… and i’ll be rriiiiiight here with this nice pillow i found

*this mumble is almost immediately followed by quiet snoring. apparently the are already asleep, and still mumblingg*

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

*they curl up a little bit… … a nap does sound sorta nice right now..*

… fair point. i’ll stay in here to keep her awake

“Let me nap milky I’m tired..”

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

*he just. flops over on top of her*

*comffyyyy*

…

… are we gonna try and pry her out of the jar or is she to enjoy this trip from within the glass?

She falls back to sleep almost immediately after he does that, no moving to get out.

“I’m a liiiittle worried the second we take her out she’s going to make a run for it! If she actually takes the time to wake up.”

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

*he responds with incomprehensible noises of complete confusion*

*and a few more baps*

Another nip, she’s not very happy to be woken up.

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

*bapbapbapbapbap*

nuh uh! we’re here!!! :)))

She immediately goes and nips him, and does not let go.

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

*he avoids this swipe and responds by nipping her*

naaaahhhh. i think naptime might be overr

“Nooo… let me sleep forever..”

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

oooooo, proof of liiiife~!!

*he … fails to dodge the swipe. but just keeps bapping her*

“Let me sleep milky…” she swiped at him again.

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

eheheheheh >:)

*he crawls a little closer and keeps bapping her*

She then swipes at him and hisses

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

*she will be getting poked awake by an Annoying Blue Menace when they arrive at their destination*

“Noooooooooooooo….” She curls up more

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

*they float after the group of other Cookie Snatchers pretty quickly*

hmmmm… so where’s a good place to drag her too?

“It would be wonderful to get her to a more warmer place, tropical maybe.”

ooooo, there are those tropical soda islands…

perchance

seashore of Hollyberry Kingdom

with Sugar, of course, NOT being allowed outside the jar to roam freely

“Oh there’s NO WAYYYY we are going anywhere near the Hollyberry Kingdom! She’s got more of a chance to break out just knowing the thief is around!”

fair point. but it DID sound like a funny idea to temporarily trap her there and taunt her with the idea of going after the thief…

“She’d want to kiss her thief instead of actually doing anything…”

eeeeeuuuuugggghhhhh

she NEEDS to move one

SERIOUSLY! i had her in my head for MONTHS and ALL she wanted to do was run off back to the core timeline to be with Hollyberry Cookie..

“Is she even aware our Hollyberry is already in a polycule? I doubt they want her in anytime soon, or at all!”

she is? not incredibly surprising, i suppose..

ANYWAY! where shall we take our ever so willing vacation guest to?

“Perhaps those soda islands… or we go up into those snowy mountains!”

i vote soda islands. i HAAAAAATE the cold

“I second that, perhaps it’s because I’m to use to my domain being warmer.”

“Then the soda islands it is! See sugar we’re going to a place a lot better than the garden!”

Eternal sugar is sad loafing in a corner :(

seems likely

there are a lot of places better than the garden. that place is sooo boring :(

*aaaaaand back to dragging the jar*

Eternal Sugar had fallen asleep in the jar while in a loaf, she rather sleep right now even, she hasn’t even realized she’s being moved!

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

“See I told you I had a child?!”

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

“Please let me have my child..”

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

The child continues screaming.

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.