Slowpoke

This is Slowpoke ....this is my myspace page

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Ya know what I'm craving right now? Some Slowpoke Tail Stew.

That's not ok...

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Slowpoke

They’re quite relaxing, aren’t they? I’ve found that working with one in the room helps mellow me out!

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Yeah, we have that effect.

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Slowpoke

"…Eh."

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You're "Eh".

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I totally did not just spend 2 hours on removing the text from this part of the video.

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Reminds me of home in the Well.

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Slowpoke

They’re all right, I guess. I wouldn’t personally keep one, but I can see the appeal.

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I wish my tail wasn't appealing to eat...

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[cocoscabin]

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

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BRING IT ON

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Bomb Pops are nice, but I don’t think I’d ever lick one that was supposed to be someone’s genitalia.

[frecklesandbiceps]

Y’sure? They’re called ‘bomb’ for a reason as in DAMN THAT’S A BOMB ASS DICK LEMME SUCK THAT TO THE STICK

wait..

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Just don't suck on my tail.

I don't want anyone to eat it...

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Hey slowpoke, what's your feelings on finally getting a Mega Evolution?

Do you mean Slowking? As long as I get to keep my tail, then I'm fine with it.

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GUYS! I have a new form!

It's called Slowking! I'm so excited!

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Bomb Pops are nice, but I don't think I'd ever lick one that was supposed to be someone's genitalia.

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MEGA BLAZIKEN CONFIRMED

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♗

My romantic affection? I guess take me someplace to fish. That’s always fun.

Just don’t cut off my tail, okay?

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Send me a...

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse

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[txt]Random facts for random numbers! Did you know that many scientists believe slowpokes have an omniscient knowledge of the universe, and get their trademark sluggishness from being overloaded by this information and being unable to process it all?

All I know is that I don’t want anyone cutting off my tail. That would upset my universe.

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Shellder is MY Mega Stone.

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JOHTO CONFIRMED