Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?

Rachel. 20. twitter.

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[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

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[aidashakur]

[okinawawgoddess]

Well Damn 😯

[thatguyjesse-blog1]

Well that was unexpected

[scooplery]

Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match

[kuttithevangu]

This is how they decide the mayor of Boston

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[thursday]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[mynameischynna]

God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

[magnetplanet-deactivated2017090]

why do boys spit on the ground so much. why must they poison our earth

[outofcontextdiscord]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

[tphd]

IN 2018 OPTIMISM FEELS BOTH RECKLESS AND NECESSARY

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[qabu-deactivated20170910]

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

[gorgonsach]

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind