My Slutty Mom

Like the though of your hot mom acting like a slut? Well drop your socks and grab your cocks, this is the blog for you. Pics are found online, captions by me. Inbox me for any reason whatsoever.

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[sltymmy]

Having mom visit you at college was a great idea, but you and your roommate Tim share a dorm with 2 beds. Mom was against the idea of you sleeping on the floor and you didn't want to share with her. As soon as Tim offered to share his bed with her for the week, she immediately said yes. You were glad the sleeping arrangements were worked out, but why did mom have to wear only a tank top and panties to bed? 

This was the sight he saw every night as he crawled into bed, and as he gave your mom one of his famous back massages. He'd rub her back and legs, but take some time to grab and pull at his growing bulge. You can tell he wants your mom, bad. After you came out of the bathroom one night, your mom asked if it was ok if she gave Tim a goodnight kiss. Before you could even fully say ‘yes’, they were lip locked for what seemed like an eternity. After, your mom just looked at you and said ‘goodnight’ as she cuddled up to Tim so he could spoon her.

Another night while you were all in bed watching a movie, a very intense sex scene came on. You hoped it would pass but it just kept going. You noticed Tim and your mom watching the screen intently, while they played footsies under the blanket. during the most graphic part, you looked back to Tims bed. His head was cocked back, and your moms hand was working fast under the blanket right where his lap is. After a few minuets of heavy breaths from Tim and the sound of your mom’s wrist hitting his pelvis you ask ‘...um mom, what are you doing?’ She looks at you surprised and says ‘oh, Im just giving him a goodnight kiss.’ Just then you mom kisses Tim, much deeper than before. Right as her eyes close, Tim lets out a deep breath and a muffled ‘oh fuck’ as he makes out with your mom. He shoots a thick load of cum into her hand that coats the inside of his blanket. Your mom then reaches below the blanket near her, wiggles around a bit, and you see her pink sleeping panties in her hand. She nonchalantly wipes her hand off, along with the mess covering Tim’s cock. She then takes the panties and puts them back on. With Tim still recovering from his intense orgasm, she looks up at you and says ‘All done!’

[sltymmy]

You always loved going to the beach with your mom. Unfortunately her only bikini top got ruined, and the shirt she was wearing wasn't really holding up. It was embarrassing having to be seen with her like this. You had to shield her twice from people watching her as she took it off to wring the water out, but nothing helped. When Mike your bully came over, he assured her that she looked great. You don't have to worry about being seen with her anymore, because they've been swimming, tickling and poking each other for the past hour. If that wasn't bad enough, he took his phone out and took a picture of her. Surprise, your mom is now the star of his snapchat.

[sltymmy]

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.

[sltymmy]

You all suck.

I've been wanting to write new captions but I can't bring myself to do it. The mom cuckold genre is dying, and you're all to blame. They're about 4 active blogs left and all of their content is mundane, in your face, and unoriginal. I'm honestly disgusted at the quality of this genre. The same 3 gifs are used over and over again are paired with a completely uncreative setup. I'm done until I see some creativity in this fetish.

[sltymmy]

Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!

[sltymmy]

Oops, sorry honey. I meant to send this to your friend kevin. I need somewhere to crash tonight and his place is closer. Baby call down it's only for a night, and his bed is so comfy. I love the way his sheets smell too. Can you do me a favor? Can you send him that selfie and tell him to pick me up at the club? Thanks sweetie. What do you mean pajamas? I'm so hot from dancing, Kevin dosent mind if I sleep naked baby. I just need to spread out and cool off. I bet I'll wake up with his face in my cleavage again. If I do I'll send you a pic, it's so funny! Did you send that to him already? You better tell him his sheets are gonna get so sweaty tonight, I've been twerking like crazy!

[sltymmy]

I was so excited that my mom was gonna visit me at college. I haven’t seen her in almost a year, and now she was gonna stay with me for a whole two weeks! The first day was great, and she loved meeting my frat brother Mike. She even insists on sleeping in his room. She explained he has a really comfy bed, and loved how his sheets smell. Plus his room has a bathroom in it, so she wouldn’t have to get dressed right away after a shower. The last thing I want is to see her naked after a shower, so I’m more than happy to make mike deal with that. On her first night I was worried she’d feel out of place, but mike sent me a pic of her fast asleep in one of his nightshirts.

It’s been 5 days, and now I hardly see them at all! The only time I see mom is when she posts on snapchat, mostly shots from his bed. She told me Mike bought her a special pair of pjs she can wear for the rest of her visit. How thoughtful! Moms really getting the hang of college life too. Yesterday, I walked into mikes room and saw my mom kneeling in front of him with his shorts around his ankles, his back facing me. She quickly explained that she was practicing her pantsing skills. She was wearing her special pjs too, and they had cream splattered across her chest, and some on her chin. I guess he pranked her too. I quickly left so they could get back to their fun. I’m so glad my mom and frat brother get along this great!

[sltymmy]

My mom makes the funniest faces on her snapchat story. That's why all the guys I know screenshot them and trade them around. My friend Chris already has 32 saved to an album on his phone. Not sure why he labeled it 'fap material' though. I guess 'fap' is just another word for 'laugh.' In that case, my mom posts enough selfies on snapchat to keep everyone I know fapping for a loooong time.

[sltymmy]

My buddy bought my mom this cool hat for her birthday. Now whenever I see him he tells me all about how she can't stop sending him selfies, and how good she looks with it on. He's even got this pic as his phones wallpaper. I'm lucky to have such a cool mom.

[sltymmy]

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Would anyone object to captions about sisters and girlfriends? That opens up the possibility of more content.

[sltymmy]

It's New Years, and you're home alone again. Your mom is out partying with a friend of yours she had recently gotten close to. You knew it was trouble, especially since you saw the dress your mom went out in.. You scrolled through your Instagram looking at all the sexy girls posting pictures from the various parties they were at. You couldn't help but poke and tug at your dick, since they all showed generous amounts of cleavage. After a few minuets your dick was in your hand and you started to stroke it. If you couldn't have a kiss at midnight, you might as well get to cum at midnight. It didn't help that you kept scrolling past pics of your mom your friend was posting. To be honest, she blended in with all the young girls you saw that were drinking and barley half dressed. It was almost 12, you successfully pushed all thoughts of your mom out of your head, and you were pretty close to cumming. Then, you saw a perfect picture of a girls round ass. With only 30 seconds left, your eyes locked onto the screen and you started jerking as fast as you could. You could see your clock.. 15 seconds to go. You feel your balls tighten and your shaft tingle, it's about to happen. Just then, your thumb accidentally taps your screen and you scroll down to a video. It's of your friend and your mom. It's them having the most intense New Year's Eve kiss you've ever seen. You take your hand off your dick and start shaking your head. It's too late to turn back. You feel stream after stream of cum shoot from your cock, all while watching a looped video of your mom and your friend loudly toung kissing. Her with one hand down the front of his pants and him holding on to her ass cheek. You lay there exhausted, watching the video loop at least 40 times before you get up to clean yourself off. Just then, you get a text from your mom: 'hey honey, John and I are just gonna crash at his place for tonight. Don't wait up. Love you! xoxo' You knew this was gonna be the start of an interesting year.

[sltymmy]

your mom texting your friend Mom: 'See? I still got my tan lines from last summer.' Friend: 'Damn, you're right. I can't believe they're still there.' M: 'If you think thats bad, the ones on my ass are way more noticeable.' F: 'Haha really? Get them panties off and take a pic from the back, I gotta see this.' M: 'Only if you promise to make it your wallpaper;)' F: 'Deal 🍑💦👅'

[sltymmy]

mom: "Hey sweetie, before I go back in there, do I look good? I'm wearing the bra you bought me. It's nice you're finally doing something useful with your allowance, and I'm glad I had you measure my boobs by hand. You didn't wanna measure a fifth time with that little tent in your pants, but I wanted you to get it right. He's gonna love it, but could you wash the matching thong that goes with it? he's dying to see me in it again after he made a mess on it last time. Yes I Watched that Nicki Minaj video you sent me. I'll 'back my ass up' for him. Thanks baby, I don't know how I'd please all these young guys without you."

[sltymmy]

mom: Thanks for being so understanding honey, I wanna get my new boyfriend the best Christmas card he's ever gotten. Something he can really get some use out of. Any suggestions? What's that, You think I should pull the sides of my thong down and show a little hip? Ok, whatever you think is best.

[sltymmy]

mom: What's the matter sweetie, don't like my costume? Your friend's having that Christmas party and I wanna be as cute as possible. I know you don't like him that much but he's real nice to me. Always offering to oil me up in the summer. Remember when he got me those Victoria's Secret thongs for my birthday? That must've cost him so much. I had to thank him by sending pics of me in them, it's only fair. Now since he saw those he's been trying to get to to come to his party. Yes, I'm going like this. No, it's final! I already sent him a selfie of it and he can't get enough. I'm gonna buy him a Santa hat too, so he can ride his little reindeer all Christmas Eve night.

[sltymmy]

Your mom and your friend have gotten really close in the past couple months. Now, every Friday is their 'Movie' night. They give you some money to go out and eat, and they stay home. Usually, their night usually spills over to late Saturday. You got home late that Friday night, and noticed they weren't in the living room where the tv is. While you headed upstairs, you heard the faint sound of your friend grunting and your mom panting hard from her room. You didn't want to just barge in, so you texted your friend asking if they were ok. You heard the noises get louder and faster.. it sounded like they running a marathon. Your moms headboard was thumping against her wall, which you couldn't help but tap your foot to the rhythm of. You knew they were up, so why is it taking so long to text back? Then it got quiet, and you got a reply from your friend saying: 'Just getting comfortable.' You were relieved. 'ok' you responded, 'didn't mean to bother ya, good night bro :).' He didn't text back, the noises just started up again. You went into your room and lay down, drifting to sleep to the sounds of the headboard and their frequent outbursts. The next day, it was already past noon and you haven't seen any signs of your friend or mom. You texted him again, 'Hey, you guys ok?' He replied with a picture and a text. 'Yea man, just eating some leftover pizza upstairs, we'll be done in an hour or two..'