What am I doing with my life?

[tumbledbyturtles]

What should I do for my cat's quinceañera?

What should I do for my blog's quinceañera?!

[ebonyheartnet]

After learning that cicadas make noise by banging their ribs together, I’m petitioning to update the EDS mascot. I know that we’re called zebras for very symbolic reasons, but consider the following reasons:

It would be so funny

The visual might make people actually stop and think “Maybe I shouldn’t ask for a demonstration”

You would have an excuse to share this fun fact All The Time

[positivityoutsiderecovery]

I'm not disabled because I'm not exercising enough. I'm not disabled because I'm not following that specific diet. I'm not disabled because I'm not spiritual enough. I'm not disabled because of my attitude. I'm not disabled because I'm too lazy to fix it. I'm not disabled because I don't always make the healthiest choice. I'm disabled because real life isn't fair and some people get unlucky.

[joeyclaire]

normalize having ships where they aren’t attracted to each other and both think about somebody else during sex 🙏🙏

[joeyclaire]

yes i think they should fuck nasty no i don’t think either of them would enjoy it. you wouldn’t understand

[foxydunsparce]

My box of raisins is making me really uncomfortable

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

Don’t ignore it.

[tumbledbyturtles]

Anxiety is a DDOS attack

[brick-in-hand-deactivated202307]

Who even needs gender anyway it was a scam from the start

[writing-prompt-s]

You move into a new house, a bit surprised when you find 6 other Roommates there with you, their personalities so far apart from each other it’s almost comedic. You almost ask what they’re doing there when one of them yelp out “Nice to meet you! I’m Lust”

[tumbledbyturtles]

"Sloth."

[gayavatarstyle]

why are we here? just to suffer? every day the Avatar destroys my cabbage cart

[combat-kitten-blog]

bodies require food bodies require rest bodies require attention bodies require patience

[tumbledbyturtles]

The obscenity

[jewblog]

alright i gotta say. re: jack black & antisemitism:

1. i’m seeing a lot of “his mom is jewish and his dad converted to judaism” oh so you mean jewish. what you’re meaning to say is his parents are jewish, both of them, they’re jewish

2. why are we on this whole thing again “born to jewish parents” “raised jewish” “of jewish descent” like sorry your cultural icon is A Jew with zero degrees of separation

[tumbledbyturtles]

Also, he identifies as Jewish and raised his kid as Jewish. He values a Jewish upbringing even though he is an atheist. He does not reject Judaism even though he rejects the idea of a god, there is nothing more Jewish than that.

[jewblog]

hi. i don’t want to call you out specifically, but this is exactly what i was referring to in my first post. he’s not jewish “even though” anything. he’s not “raising his kid jewish;” his kid is jewish. why do people need these qualifiers? in true and very deep honesty, what the hell?

[tumbledbyturtles]

My point is that a Jewish upbringing is not purely religious, but cultural. People always point to Jewish atheists and say “well they’re atheist, ergo no religion” its important to point out that being Jewish isn’t just a religious thing. Just pointing out that someone is ethnically Jewish and therefore always Jewish isn’t quite right. Choosing to participate in culture and ensuring your children participate is important. When people try to distance Jack Black or Carrie Fischer or anyone from Judaism, they will point to parental conversion or atheism or whatever they can find to say someone isn’t Jewish enough or that they’ve in some way separated themselves from it. Active participation in culture, however, is undeniable. I gave no qualifiers, I pointed to arguments used and refuted them.

[jewblog]

this is gonna be the last time i respond to you on this post but all of this is, again, exactly what i’m talking about that serves no purpose but to add fuel to the fire that’s any kind of bs conversation of How Jewish Someone Is, regardless of who’s arguing what

[tumbledbyturtles]

So all you care about is if someone is ethnically Jewish? Because the more you talk the more "one drop of blood" your argument sounds...

[tumbledbyturtles]

Fatigue is flaring up and husband doesn't quite understand. ATP machine is broke.

[jewblog]

alright i gotta say. re: jack black & antisemitism:

1. i’m seeing a lot of “his mom is jewish and his dad converted to judaism” oh so you mean jewish. what you’re meaning to say is his parents are jewish, both of them, they’re jewish

2. why are we on this whole thing again “born to jewish parents” “raised jewish” “of jewish descent” like sorry your cultural icon is A Jew with zero degrees of separation

[tumbledbyturtles]

Also, he identifies as Jewish and raised his kid as Jewish. He values a Jewish upbringing even though he is an atheist. He does not reject Judaism even though he rejects the idea of a god, there is nothing more Jewish than that.

[jewblog]

hi. i don’t want to call you out specifically, but this is exactly what i was referring to in my first post. he’s not jewish “even though” anything. he’s not “raising his kid jewish;” his kid is jewish. why do people need these qualifiers? in true and very deep honesty, what the hell?

[tumbledbyturtles]

My point is that a Jewish upbringing is not purely religious, but cultural. People always point to Jewish atheists and say "well they're atheist, ergo no religion" its important to point out that being Jewish isn't just a religious thing. Just pointing out that someone is ethnically Jewish and therefore always Jewish isn't quite right. Choosing to participate in culture and ensuring your children participate is important. When people try to distance Jack Black or Carrie Fischer or anyone from Judaism, they will point to parental conversion or atheism or whatever they can find to say someone isn't Jewish enough or that they've in some way separated themselves from it. Active participation in culture, however, is undeniable. I gave no qualifiers, I pointed to arguments used and refuted them.

[19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat-deac]

I made this for my own use, because I needed to track my energy levels, but other people might find it helpful.

It might need some changes to be useful to more people, so if anyone can think of improvements I could make, let me know!

Also, I’m having trouble typing an image description on my phone so if someone could help out with that I’d be grateful.

@spoonhacks

@spoonie-life-hacks

[madeofbees]

Wow it’s crazy that my normal is a four or five. I don’t think of it that way but. Yeah.

[tumbledbyturtles]

Uh oh

I've been at an 8 or 9 for the last week. Everything makes sense now.

[glumshoe]

Shoutout to the person who once messaged me “do you support maps” and kindly did not screenshot my answer and add it to a callout post when I said something like “oh yeah, I appreciate cartography”.

[aunclesquishy]

#It also stands for Multi Animator Project and yes people did harass animators over this confusion

yikes

[glumshoe]

who is responsible for picking this terrible acronym???

[glumshoe]

anyway I think people should stop saying “MAPs” and just say “pedophiles” because “MAPs” is stupid and confusing and unnecessary, and that’s what I have to say on the matter

[halalcocaine]

Refugees Welcome

[sudaca-swag]

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

[funny-history]

Inspirational

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[tumbledbyturtles]

What is the tell?