Notes of an indolent pustule of society

Carl. I'm from Chi-town-city U.S.A. I eagerly await the end of society. I don't fear the zombie apocalypse or the rise of the machines. It's all inevitable. Bring the war. I'm Pro-Meat, Pro-Boozin', etc... TURN THOSE PEACE SIGNS UPSIDE DOWN. hail satan. blast beats attack!

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I know I’m forgetting something... What am I forgetting?????

4/16 – Soft Moon – Empty Bottle – Thursday

4/19 – LIGHTNING BOLT – Empty Bottle - Sunday

4/21 – Lee Bains III & The Glory Fires - Tuesday

4/24 – SONICS! – Thalia Hall – Friday

4/25 – NOBUNNY! – sub-t - saturday

4/29-5/2 – Nola Jazz fest – NEW ORLEANS

5/2 – natural child – empty bottle - saturday

5/4 – FIDLAR – Double Door – Monday

5/5 – author & punisher – reggies - tuesday

5/5 - fat white family - lincoln hall - tuesday

5/7 – Southern Culture On The Skids – Schubas  – Thursday

5/9 – Canadian rifle – fizz – Saturday

5/10 – copyrights – cobra lounge - sunday

5/12 – The Body/Full of Hell – Empty Bottle – Tuesday

5/14 – INDIAN! – empty bottle - Thrusday

5/15 – Pokey Lefarge – Lincoln Hall – Friday

5/16 – Slim Cessna’s Auto Club – Abbey Pube (intentional spelling) – Saturday

5/16 – hozac blackout fest – THE AVENGERS – empty bottle - Saturday

5/17 – kevin seconds – cobra lounge - sunday

5/17 – Hamburglars – Beat Kitchen – Sunday

5/20 – Tim Barry – Ginger Man - Wednesday

5/20 – METZ – Lincoln Hall – Wednesday

5/23 – METZ/FIDLAR – High Noon Saloon – Madison – Saturday

5/27 – kyle kinane – thalia hall - wednesday

5/28 – the oblivions – empty bottle – Thursday

5/28 – eric andre – thalia hall – Thursday

5/29 – tobacco – empty bottle - friday

5/30 – murder by death – wicker park fest - saturday

5/31 – MURDER BY DEATH – Sub-T – Sunday

5/31 – refused – double door – Sunday

6/5 – murder by death – Kentucky – Friday

6/6 – murder by death - Kentucky - Saturday

6/6 - world inferno - subt - Saturday (Krystal, I don’t know how to comment on this thing anymore... my spirit will be dancin with you at inferno, my body will be dancing to murder by death in a bunker in kentucky.  xoxoxox holla at me ASAP.  it’s been to longggggggg!)

6/13 – King Giz and Liz Wiz – Sub-T – Saturday

6/18 – ghetto boys – thalia hall – Thursday

6/19 – William Elliott whitmore – sub-t – Friday

6/20 – Mikal Cronin – sub-t - Saturday

6/27 – ty segall – empty bottle - saturday

6/27 – goatwhore – reggies – Saturday

7/8 – melvins/le butcherettes – double door - wednesday

7/13 – murder city fucking devils – thalia hall – Monday

7/14 – melt banana/torche – empty bottle – Tuesday

7/26 – white fence – sub-t - Sunday

7/27 – METZ – CACTUS CLUB MILWAUKEE! – Monday

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2/15-5/15, What am I forgetting about???

2/5 – Manson – Riv - Thursday

2/10 – Napalm Death/Voivod – Shitty Reggies - Tuesday

2/17 – King Khan & BBQ – Lincoln Hall – Tuesday

2/17 – Ariel Pink – Thalia Hall – Tuesday

2/21 – SWANS – Thalia Hall - Saturday

2/27 – Growlers – Lincoln Hall – Friday

2/28 – Growlers – Lincoln Hall – Saturday

3/1 – Brokedowns/Canadian Rifle – Beat Kitchen – Sunday

3/4 - Power Trip – Beat Kitchen – Wednesday

3/4 – Mutilation Rites – Cobra Lounge – Wednesday

3/ 4 – Sueves – Empty Bottle – Wednesday

3/6 – 88 Fingers Louie/Queers – Shitty Reggies – Friday

3/8 – immortal technique/talib kweli – Metro - Sunday

3/8 – Trash Talk – Lincoln Hall – Sunday

3/11 – guttermouth – shitty reggies - Wednesday

3/12 – Poison Idea – Empty Bottle – Thursday

3/13-3/15 – Krucial Krew Vacay 2k15 hail satan – Fri-Sun

3/14 – Torche – Empty Bottle – Saturday

3/19 – Pennywise/Teenage Bottlerocket – Metro - Thursday

3/20 - Bobs Burgers Live - Shitty Chicago Theatre with awesome Emma and Kooz - Friday

3/21 - Tattoos - Rosemont - Saturday

3/27 – Screaming Females - Friday

3/27 – Diarrhea Planet – Lincoln Hall – Friday

3/27 – Moshe Kasher – Up Club - Friday

3/28 – Benjamin Booker – Metro – Saturday

3/28 – Moshe Kasher – Up Club - Friday

4/4 – Self Defense Family – Beat Kitchen – Saturday

4/7 – Electric Wizard – Metro - Tuesday

4/10 – Liturgy – Sub-T - Friday

4/11 – Weedeater – Sub-T – Saturday 4/13 – Peach Kelli Pop – Empty Bottle – Monday

4/16 – Soft Moon – Empty Bottle – Thursday

4/21 – Lee Bains III & The Glory Fires - Tuesday

4/24 – SONICS! – Thalia Hall – Friday

4/29-5/2 – Nola Jazz fest – NEW ORLEANS

5/7 – Southern Culture On The Skids – Schubas  – Thursday

5/15 – Pokey Lefarge – Lincoln Hall - Friday

5/17 – Hamburglars – Beat Kitchen - Sunday

5/31 – MURDER BY DEATH – Sub-T - Sunday

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FUNFUNFUN FEST 2k14

Thursday

11:00/12:00 - Lower class brats/world inferno  – holy mountain indoor

12:30 – O’death – Red7 indoor

Friday

1:10 – peelander z – Black

2:55 – jello and the Guantanamo school – black

3:20 – neil hamburger – yellow

4:00 – john waters - yellow

4:00 – amon amarth – black

4:15 – run the jewels - blue

5:15 – blood bros – black

5:15 – ginuwine - blue

6:35 – DFA 1979 – black

7:35 – atmosphere - blue

8:10 – judas priest is numba one – black

8:30 – alt j - orange

8:55 – 2 chainz – blue

  Aftershows:

10:00 – white mystery – red7 indoor

11:30 – METZ – parish

12:30 – blood bros – parish

12:45 – king tuff – red7 indoor

    Saturday

1:30 – king tuff – orange

2:30 – w. kamau bell - yellow

3:00  - metz – black

3:00 – jello Biafra - yellow

3:15 – gary numan - blue

4:05 – iceage – black

5:15 – black lips – black

6:30 – sick of it all – black

7:15 – nas - blue

8:05 – king diamond – black

8:45 – girl talk - blue

  Aftershows:

9:00 – murder city devils dj set – red 7 outdoor

10:45 – meatbodies – beerland

11:15 – the briefs – red7 outdoor

12:00 – pizza underground – Belmont indoor

12:30 – Pangea – holy mountain outdoor

    Sunday

1:45 – iron Reagan – black

2:00 – thundercat - blue

2:45 – your life is just PISSED JEANS – black

3:35 – foxygen – orange

3:35 – Jonah ray - yellow

3:50 – deafheaven – black

4:50 – Freddie gibbs & madlib - blue

6:10 – gorilla biscuits – black

7:25 – flylo - blue

8:45 – murder city devils – black

Aftershows:

11:45 – gorilla biscuits – Mohawk indoor

12:00 – flatliners – the north door

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this makes me happier than i've ever been.... ever

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Nan on her wild and crazy Thursday night:

"Nan:  well. first, i watched a bunch of pretty little liars

then, i fried some chicken

then, i coated myself in icy hot while eating ice cream

so as you can see, shit got pretty crazy"

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What am I forgetting? Despise You vs. Black Lips is the toughest decision ever...

7/6 – NIGHT BIRDS!!! / neighborhood brats – township - sun

7/9 – weedeater – shitty reggies - wed

7/10 – fucked up – bottom lounge – thurs

7/15 – ceremony – subt - tues

7/16 – murder by death – St. Louis, MO - Wed

7/16 – thou/angry gods – Michigan city IN – Wed

7/17 – thou/the body/MORAL VOID – Albion House early – Thurs

7/17 – thou/the body collab set – empty bottle – Thurs

7/18 – total abuse/rectal hygenics – mouse trap - fri

7/18 -  deafheaven – bottom lounge - fri

7/18 – the dwarves – st. Louis – not sure if this is still happening

7/19 – nemesisters – south side skate park? - sat

7/19 – earl sweatshirt – metro - sat

7/21 – subhumans – shitty reggies – mon

7/25 – the rev – double door – fri

7/25 – Jurassic 5 – aaragon - fri

7/26 – diarrhea planet – beat kitchen - sat

7/27 – 7 seconds/copyrights  - cobra lounge - sun

7/30 – dj lil Debbie – subt – wed

8/2 – run the jewels – double door – sat

8/2 – deltron 3030/shepherd fairey dj set – Block 37 109 n. Dearborn

8/2 – angry gods – township - sat

8/5 – mammoth grinder/power trip – beat kitchen – tues

8/10 – boris/atlas moth – bottom lounge – sun

8/16 – GRAF ORLOCK – mouse trap - sat

8/16 – paint it black – subt – sat

8/23 – MIDNIGHT – beat kitchen – sat

8/28 – iron lung – township – Thurs

8/28 – sleep/corrections house – thalia hall – Thurs

8/29 – sleep/corrections house thalia hall - fri

9/5 – man or astroman – empty bottle – fri

9/5 – skeletonwitch – double door - fri

9/6 – man or astroman – empty bottle – sat

9/6 – weekend nachos – beat kitchen - sat

9/10 – white lung – subt – Wed

9/18 – shonen knife – bottom lounge – thurs

9/18 – sham 69 – shitty reggies - thurs

9/19 – king khan & bbq/black lips – logan sq auditorium – fri

9/19 – despise you – club rectum - friday

9/23 – ty segall – thalia hall - tues

9/26 – raveonettes – double door – fri

10/4 – agent orange – double door - sat

10/5 – slaughter and the dogs – shitty reggies – sun

10/18 – brian posehn – beat kitchen – sat

10/21 – eddie and the hot rods – double door – tues

10/25 – bongripper/rectal hygenics – club rectum - sat

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neither drunk, nor high

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I look like an idiot in this picture

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INCOMING!

3/17 – indian – subt - Mon

3/22 – weekend nachos – cobra – Saturda FREE

3/27 – running/rectal hygenics – club rectum - Thursday

3/27 – EARTH – empty bottle - Thursday

3/30 – sweet cobra – empty bottle – Sunday

4/1 – orwells – Lincoln hall – Tues

4/5 – la dispute – metro – Sat NEED TIX, SOLD OUT

4/8 - william elliott whitmore - ottos dekalb - Tues

4/9 – Julie ruin/screaming females – Lincoln hall - Wed

4/10 - william elliott whitmore - durty nellies, palatine - Thurs

4/11 – the coathangers – empty bottle – Fri

4/12 – shakey graves – SPACE Evanston - Sat

4/15 – godflesh – metro - Tues

4/18 – guttermouth – beat kitchen – Fri

4/19 – todd barry – Lincoln hall – Sat

4/19 – ghost – vic theatre - Sat

4/22 – white fang – subt - Tues

4/26 – black lips – LSA – Sat

4/26 – repos – township - Sat

4/27 – iron Reagan – cobra lounge – Sun

4/28 – oi polloi/decay after death – cobra lounge – Mon

5/2 - murder by death - durty nellies - palatine - Fri

5/3 – wanda Jackson – SPACE Evanston - Sat

5/8 – off! – beat kitchen – Thurs

5/8 – mastodon/gojira/kvelertak – Riv – Thurs (HARDEST DECISION EVER)

5/14 – o’death – beat kitchen – Wed

5/17 – PIG DESTROYER/weekend nachos – reggies - Sat

5/18 – mephiskapheles – cobra lounge – Sun

5/19 – handsome tyrants – empty bottle – FREE MON

5/21 – the hussy – empty bottle – Wed

5/28 – destruction unit – township - Wed

5/29  - ex-cult – empty bottle - Thurs

5/31 – high on fire – empty bottle – Sat

6/3 – die antwoord – Riv - Tues

6/21 – neil hamburger (america’s funnyman) – schubas - Sat

6/27 – meatmen/antiseen – reggies - Fri

6/29  - weekend nachos – cobra lounge – Sun

7/16 – thou/angry gods – Michigan city IN – Wed

7/17 – thou/angry gods/hell – club rectum - Thursday

7/18 – the dwarves – st. Louis – not sure if this is still happening

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Fun Fun Fun Fest Schedule 2k13

Thursday

Shrines/OBNIII’s – red7

  Friday

3:00 – Ceremony – Black

4:05 – impossibles – black

4:15 – johnny marr – orange

4:50 – kyle kinane - yellow

5:15 – no age – black

5:20 – patton oswalt - yellow

6:20 – big freedia - blue

6:25 – thee oh sees – black

7:25 – lupe fiasco – blue

8:45 – snoop - orange

8:55 – flag – black

Night

10:15 – white lung – Mohawk

11:15 – subhumans - mohawk

12:45 – thee oh sees – beerland

1:00 – kyle kinane – new movement nites

  Saturday

12:50 – unlocking the truth – black

2:30 – white lung – black

2:40 – merchandise - orange

3:20 – melt banana – black

4:20 – pelican – black

5:20 – subhuamans – black

5:20 – tenacious d - yellow

5:50 – television - orange

6:25 – body count – black

7:30 – judge – black

8:45 – descendents – black

  Night

10:15 – impalers – holy mountain

11:00 – ceremony – holy mountain

11:00 – del the funky homosapien – the belmont

11:45 – inter arma – hotel vegas

12:30 – cro mags – holy mountain

12:45 – black tusk – hotel vegas

  Sunday

2:15 – dessa - blue

2:40 – the men – black

3:30 – Julie ruin - orange

3:40 – cloud nothings – black

4:40 – cro mags – black

5:25 – sarah silverman - yellow

5:40 – dismemberment plan - orange

6:20 – deltron 3030 with orchestra - blue

6:55 – gojira – black

8:00 – the locust – black

8:30 – slayer - orange

8:45 – Jurassic 5 - blue

8:55 – king khan and the shrines – black

Night

12:00 – the impossibles – hotel vegas

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In regards to Veronica's dog pissing and shitty in my roommate Jeremy's bedroom every time it comes over:

 me:  Every time he comes over he pissed and shits in Jeremy's room, it's hillarious

Jerm gets soooooo mad

 Nan:  bahahahaha

that's a good idea

 me:  Nah, im only at like ep 8

 Nan:  shit in someone's room every time you go over there

genius

 me:  right?

sounds very jason holler

 Sent at 9:34 AM on Wednesday

 Nan:  bahaha

kind of but not exactly

see, holler wants it to be a suprise when the person discovers it

me? i want the person to come to expect it.

Nan:  like oh shit, there's nan, better go guard my room.

that's what i'm going for

you do it to someone enough and i bet you can totally break that person

 me:  bahahahahaha

 Nan:  a form of mental torture, if you will

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Nan Bulli on the question of, "The Weekend"

me:  oooog, make this day end

fuckin a

what should i do on friday night?

 Sent at 2:56 PM on Wednesday

  Nan:  go to the store, buy a whole chicken,

stuff the chicken with whatever you have available in the kitchen

cook said chicken (doesn't really matter how you cook it) find some pants for said chicken, put it in your car, drive to the cheese castle. stop once along the way for fireworks (this step is crucial).

then, once you get to the cheese castle, strap bottle rockets and firecrackers and shit to said chicken and blow that shit up over the cheese castle.  that's what you should do on friday night.

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Dealing with the assholes at AT&T. All I want is some goddamn internetz!

Dan G via xk1v5w1f9alx4vq7.nanlcg2.e-czfkmai.e.bnc.salesforce.com

1:29 PM (1 hour ago)

  to me

Mr. Ross,

  I am very sorry to hear about the issues that you are having. Due to what I have seen and some current problems with the account/order, I have escalated the account to the Executive Escalation Team as a priority issue. They will be looking over the account and should be in direct contact with you in 1-2 business days. If you have not heard from them in that time, please email me so I can check the status of the escalation to them.

  Again I am very sorry about the ongoing issues with the account and service you have received.

  -Dan G. M,T,Th,F 11am-10pm CST

myAT&T Social Media Team

Check out our support center:

http://support.att.com/

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  Carl Ross <[email protected]>

1:38 PM (1 hour ago)

  to Dan

.... so what you're saying is I should just wait longer?  Are you sure I shouldn't try turning it off and then turning it back on again?  That could probably expedite things. 

  Don't worry, you will be hearing from me.  Please give me a telephone number where I can reach you or someone in charge.

  Thanks,

Carl Ross

    Dan G via mkbd8852vfuu5dfa.mce7o.e-czfkmai.e.bnc.salesforce.com

2:19 PM (52 minutes ago)

  to me

Mr. Ross,

  This Executive Escalation Team that I have escalated your account to is the top level escalation team within the Office of the President. They are the team that would be "in charge" and I have passed along your contact information directly to them as a priority case. They will be contacting you directly.

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Nan on gangs:

Nan:  i wish i could be in a gang where all you do is like... ride bikes, run, swim, drink beers, eat pizza, eat tacos, and do laundry

 me:  hahahahahaha

 Nan:  what do i have to do to get in that?