gonna get sent to horny jail

24. she/her/they/them. you can call me Lex.

[sludgemonster]

This is my horny jail

Also, feel free to message me either through DMs or asks if you need anything

[elle-xoxo]

Maybe I don’t want to think :(( maybe I just want to be taken care of and fucked :((

[disgustinggf]

hey guys i just found out some of u aren't in love with me so i wanted to ask u what the fuck and why do u want me dead

[memories]

if posts were cats, I would have 78613 cats, which actually sounds about right.

[arfbarkwoof]

wanna feel him bite my shoulder while he fucks me in doggy because i just feel so good and hes gotta take it out on me somehow

[girlhorrror]

sorry for thinking the idea of decomposing together is the most romantic thing on the planet i know rotting together is cliche now but it’s for a reason

[onelittlekingdom]

I am a kinky human, but it’s cool if you’re vanilla. I don’t want everyone to be just like me.

I love to have kinky sex, but you’re all good if it’s not for you. I don’t need people to love the same things that I do.

I love to perform oral sex, but don’t feel it’s required. I don’t want people to feel compelled to perform sex acts that are outside their comfort zones.

I will kiss my partner following oral sex, but you don’t have to if it’s not your thing. It’s not for a lot of people.

Don’t be afraid to throw boundaries up in the face of trendy relationships and sex acts. Don’t let people pressure you and make you feel like you are wrong to do so. You don’t have to be or do anything to belong.

Being an ally to consent does not look like shaming people who do not enjoy your favorite sex acts.

[calmbf]

I wanna dm you 👀

don't im hotter as a concept

[r0zeclawz]

didnt attack OR kill anyone today btw

[nescafes]

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

[wordfather]

conducting a new experiment called maintaining a normal conversation. i'll let you know how it goes

[wordfather]

brought up the eel sex discovery again :/

[wordfather]

speaking of: did you guys know that the mystery of eel breeding has finally been discovered??

the reproduction of eels has been a mystery since ancient fucking greece and they JUST discovered how they do it. scientists followed european eels that migrated thousands of kilometers from freshwater streams and rivers to the Sargasso sea (which is by north america) where the females released millions of eggs into the water and the males fertalized them and then the eels just died. because appearantly thats the end of their lifespan.

its insane. its bonkers. ALL european and american eels reproduce IN THE SAME PLACE. european eels swim across the north atlantic ocean just to reproduce. these eels live for about 20 years and go through multiple complex life stages but they begin and end their lives in the same place, despite how far they travel. and god dont get me started on other species of eels-

[superstarrrrgirl-deactivated202]

my kink is never ending attention

[3prinz-deactivated20240918]

[crazy-brazilian]

[dear-ao3]

[highbidontcry]

my desire to be shown off vs my desire to never be perceived

[disgustinggf]