한국식 간식

michelle: n. [mih-shEHl] just a gorl in the world. 💌↠babyadamdriver fake as can be

[slvmdunk]

say hello to philadelphia’s resident fuck boy. name’s collin, 2 l’s for double the loser. i’m only slightly smarter than charlie day. wearer of oversized t-shirts and singer of mediocre songs. tell me your dunks order @ fvckinpvnk

[mxsparklecunt-deactivated202001]

why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”

like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over

[newerleaf]

IM CRYING

[slug-gorl]

weebs and gorillaz fans are like squares and rectangles... all squares are considered rectangles, but rectangles aren't considered squares.

[slug-gorl]

you're not even 5'7"

whose ankles am I kicking?!

[sumikatt]

estelle invented short king rights when she said “i just met this 5′7″ guy who’s just my type” in American Boy

[altcomics]

[washedupemo]

Foxing - “Rory” via Bill Putman

[slug-gorl]

sometimes you can't hear over how loud you're snacking???

[dualvoidanima]

‘neon-night’

[slug-gorl]

any seoul pals wanna get together before i head back to the states next week?

[medusabraids]

me: siri put on i bet on losing dogs by mitski 

siri: ok girl we’re still gonna need a therapist tho… 

[slug-gorl]

@nuphonehudis she's a poetry heaux, what are you gonna do?!

[slug-gorl]

@sofboi why are you so obsessed with me??

[slug-gorl]

@grinchstan this is literally me @ you

[slug-gorl]

@spicyeggs i wore it just for you :(

@hannahduhkota couldn't keep up with the double life huh?

@missrenegxde as long as you're good with specific measurements like a pinch & a dash!

[slug-gorl]

cue the bongos - okay. 3, 2, 1... let's jam!

i'm michelle, but you can call me j brekkie if you nasty. i write, i direct, and i put out music under the name japanese breakfast even though i'm really a korean snack. what can i say? i contain multitudes!!

hmu @ babyadamdriver if you want to swap recipes or traumas or if you play chess

[slug-gorl]

i miss you

check your invites then knucklehead!