♚ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ ᴀssɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ

 just a slug.

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"Oh..no, nono."

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“How about you focus on yourself rather than insult people’s children..”

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[ dddaio ]

❛ I hope y’dun packed that shell, Escargoon, ‘cus we gonna raid Area 51! ❜

“Sire, i hope you realize that going there will definitely get us arrested. Or worse, they could shoot us.”

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“ You all should worry more about the size of his brain than the size of his body. ”

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This poor fucker, he’s got the worst life ever.

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[ dddaio ]

❛ That’s right, Escargoon! Slugs get lettuce! ❜

“That’s definitely better than pineapple on pizza.”

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Watch your profanity!

“You do not quite get the picture, my dear shaded guy.

      I work 24/7 to take care of that so called ‘King’, i do not get paid and i can’t take any breaks.

          I think i’m allowed to swear, as much as i want. And the last thing i care about right now is a goddamn pizza.”

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  "It's not like i am allowed to eat pizza, so who the hell cares."

[trainermizukii]

Please watch Kirby Right Back at Ya

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Escargoon would be the type of guy to sip a tea while he watches the beauty community drama on youtube.

[htfstyles]

Escargoon 🐌

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[loveycloud]

there’s no coffee in that thing at all!

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And so, Escargoon re-appeared as soon as he heard that Dedede came back.

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King Dedede: Alright, so you and i are married.

Escargoon: We are not married.

King Dedede: Relax, it's just pretend.

Escargoon: I don't wanna pretend.

King Dedede: Scared you'll like it?

Escargoon: Okay, if we're married, i want a divorce.

Fumu: Are you two like this all the time?

Meta Knight: Yes, they are.

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King Dedede: *Gets down one one knee*

Escargoon: Oh my God, it's finally happening.

King Dedede: *Ties shoelaces*

Escargoon, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.

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           I don’t want to leave one of my favorite characters            in the corner, so could you kindly reblog or like this            post if you’re willing to interact with a big tsundere            snail who tries to act all bossy and sometimes mean            with everyone, but deep inside, has a good heart?

           Promo for Escargoon/Escargon from Hoshi No Kaabii

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