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"Oh..no, nono."
“How about you focus on yourself rather than insult people’s children..”
[ dddaio ]
❛ I hope y’dun packed that shell, Escargoon, ‘cus we gonna raid Area 51! ❜
“Sire, i hope you realize that going there will definitely get us arrested. Or worse, they could shoot us.”
“ You all should worry more about the size of his brain than the size of his body. ”
This poor fucker, he’s got the worst life ever.
[ dddaio ]
❛ That’s right, Escargoon! Slugs get lettuce! ❜
“That’s definitely better than pineapple on pizza.”
Watch your profanity!
“You do not quite get the picture, my dear shaded guy.
I work 24/7 to take care of that so called ‘King’, i do not get paid and i can’t take any breaks.
I think i’m allowed to swear, as much as i want. And the last thing i care about right now is a goddamn pizza.”
"It's not like i am allowed to eat pizza, so who the hell cares."
Please watch Kirby Right Back at Ya
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Escargoon would be the type of guy to sip a tea while he watches the beauty community drama on youtube.
Escargoon 🐌
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there’s no coffee in that thing at all!
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And so, Escargoon re-appeared as soon as he heard that Dedede came back.
King Dedede: Alright, so you and i are married.
Escargoon: We are not married.
King Dedede: Relax, it's just pretend.
Escargoon: I don't wanna pretend.
King Dedede: Scared you'll like it?
Escargoon: Okay, if we're married, i want a divorce.
Fumu: Are you two like this all the time?
Meta Knight: Yes, they are.
King Dedede: *Gets down one one knee*
Escargoon: Oh my God, it's finally happening.
King Dedede: *Ties shoelaces*
Escargoon, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.
I don’t want to leave one of my favorite characters in the corner, so could you kindly reblog or like this post if you’re willing to interact with a big tsundere snail who tries to act all bossy and sometimes mean with everyone, but deep inside, has a good heart?
Promo for Escargoon/Escargon from Hoshi No Kaabii
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