Slumbersome Wizard

you have a bed? no you don’t, that’s mine now | she/her | 19 | queer

[slumbersomewizard]

My pussy is NOT fda approved

[slumbersomewizard]

i started a new job but they wont tell me when nap time is :(

[8ball-wizard]

here some pics of my cat on fridge cause he likes to be tall, hope these pics make your day better like they make mine better :)

oh FUCK yes. beast on the icebox. protector of pepperjack

[slumbersomewizard]

i have a devious idea

[slumbersomewizard]

im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me

[gavamont]

Try Fleviel Tree Oil. It will loosen anything, but do not get it Anywhere Else! I got a small bit on my brain once and my morals have been a little loose ever since, this why I’m so okay cursing strangers and sealing people inside books.

[slumbersomewizard]

i got nervous and spilt it on my toes and now i walk like squidward :(

[gavamont]

Honestly, pretty okay result for that. I knew a dude that got some on his wrist and afterwards he could move it like a bionicle ball joint. Very weird to look at, but he is now globally ranked in patty cake.

[ratazom]

And I will never be defeated!

[slumbersomewizard]

putting my antidepressant in one of these and only being allowed to take it if I sniff out which hole its in

for mental stimulation

[slumbersomewizard]

ah yes here is your sleep potion *hands you glass of warm milk*

[slumbersomewizard]

im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me

[gavamont]

Try Fleviel Tree Oil. It will loosen anything, but do not get it Anywhere Else! I got a small bit on my brain once and my morals have been a little loose ever since, this why I’m so okay cursing strangers and sealing people inside books.

[slumbersomewizard]

i got nervous and spilt it on my toes and now i walk like squidward :(

[faery-wizard]

If I brewed you into a potion what would your effects be

[slumbersomewizard]

sorry but i think i dont wanna be brewed cause thatd hurt :( is that okay?

[slumbersomewizard]

im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me