slurpeeholic

I got 99 problems and highschool is all of them

[gothhabiba]

a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

[prasejeebus]

Friend: complains about their boyfriend 

Me and my single ass:

[callmedemjin-deactivated2022041]

Dean Winchester, ladies and gentlemen

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[thotograph]

me: *jus chillin*

bad memories, depressing thoughts, self-hatred and doubt, loneliness: 

[breezefall]

So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy

[wheretheprettythingslive-deacti]

Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy

[pokemoncap]

[nelalyhs]

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[oo845yt9uhh4y9853ooooo-deactiva]

[pi4nobl4ck]

Waiting on a date

[pi4nobl4ck]

She didn’t come.

[jayce]

this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

who said romance was dead

[jaehyunbf]

#tbh i wanna try this #i have to know if its safe though like will it cause anal infection (@surprisebitch)

[queen-with-goals]

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

[babygoatsandfriends]

[eyebrowsoffpoint]

Me

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[jigglypuffsvevo]