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[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

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(A blanketed presence emerges seemingly out of nowhere. Their gaze is intense yet they seem harmless. Their head slightly tilts—as if curious about their whereabouts that they had just recently wandered upon. The supposed officalverse…)

(They don’t seem like they’d speak much if at all, though they understand many of the typical wordless concepts of communication, such as blinking once or twice for yes or no questions and so on.)

(Again, they seem harmless, even despite that soulless, apathetic stare in their eyes. Will you accept and/or befriend them? Or will you demonstrate contempt?)

Heyyyy mod here :3 um I kinda just thought of making this originally as an oc and then I remembered that the officalverse existed so I thought the people here would love this heh… also this kinda gives me an excuse to be really poetic and use my large vocabulary by describing their actions and whatnot, and I will do so with big words cuz I can >:3

Anywayssss here’s a bit of info about them!

Name: none, yet. For now just call them “blanket guy” or something idk you can give them nicknames too if you want

Pronouns: they/them

Sexuality: they don’t really know that yet…definitely somewhere on the ace spectrum tho

Height: around 5’10” perchance

Uhh more will be added as the character grows :3

Tags to get famous >:3

@satan-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @an-alien-offical @amnesia-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @apple-juice-offical @cryptids-offical @christian-baby-offical @carabiner-offical @chappell-roan-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @evil-god-offical @evil-amulet-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @grim-reaper-offical @gay-satan-offical @ghostface--offical @hooty-offical @hear-me-out-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @homosexuality-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @lame-guy-offical @man-offical @mlm-god-offical @murder--offical @neutral-offical @no-one-offical @ouppy-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @real-alien-offical @racoon-offical @real-human-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @saint-nick-offical @slushee-offical @shipping-officals-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @ufo-offical @woman-offical @yellow-crayon-offical um um apologies if you didn’t wanna be tagged btw :’)

Rip my notifications…

[slushee-offical]

ooo i wonder if blanket guy likes slushees

[slushee-offical]

find me at your local 7/11!

i made this account on impulse and i don’t know what i’ll post here but HERE I AM!!!

obligatory offical account tags under the cut:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @britain-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @man-offical @human-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @tim-tam-offical @totally-cis-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @supervillain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @offical-wikipedia @woman-offical @trans-older-brother-offical

[6-7-offical]

So tuff twin ❤️‍🩹🥹

[slushee-offical]

why does this have to be the first thing i see when i wake up

WHY IS THERE A 67 OFFICAL

[6-7-offical]

There's actually two 🥹🥹 @67-offical

[67-offical]

HELL YEAHHH

[slushee-offical]

NOOOOOOOOO

[satan-offical]

A SEWING NEEDLE JUST FELL OFF MY KEYBOARD AND NEARLY LAUNCHED ITSELF INTO MY SATUSSY THANK GOD I'M DECENT ENOUGH TO WEAR CLOTHES 🙏

[slushee-offical]

how exactly did that happen??

[slushee-offical]

find me at your local 7/11!

i made this account on impulse and i don’t know what i’ll post here but HERE I AM!!!

obligatory offical account tags under the cut:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @britain-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @man-offical @human-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @tim-tam-offical @totally-cis-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @supervillain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @offical-wikipedia @woman-offical @trans-older-brother-offical

[6-7-offical]

So tuff twin ❤️‍🩹🥹

[slushee-offical]

why does this have to be the first thing i see when i wake up

WHY IS THERE A 67 OFFICAL

[applepine-offical]

there are two 67 officals

[slushee-offical]

WHY

[slushee-offical]

find me at your local 7/11!

i made this account on impulse and i don’t know what i’ll post here but HERE I AM!!!

obligatory offical account tags under the cut:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @britain-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @man-offical @human-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @tim-tam-offical @totally-cis-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @supervillain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @offical-wikipedia @woman-offical @trans-older-brother-offical

[6-7-offical]

So tuff twin ❤️‍🩹🥹

[slushee-offical]

why does this have to be the first thing i see when i wake up

WHY IS THERE A 67 OFFICAL

[slushee-offical]

Thoughts on the song Freeze Your Brain? :)

one of my favorite heathers songs! i love jd

[slushee-offical]

slorshee

[slushee-offical]

find me at your local 7/11!

i made this account on impulse and i don’t know what i’ll post here but HERE I AM!!!

obligatory offical account tags under the cut:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @britain-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @man-offical @human-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @tim-tam-offical @totally-cis-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @supervillain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @offical-wikipedia @woman-offical @trans-older-brother-offical

[lemonade-offical]

Welcome to the drinkverse (if that's even a thing lowk

[slushee-offical]

if it isn’t it needs to be

[slushee-offical]

find me at your local 7/11!

i made this account on impulse and i don’t know what i’ll post here but HERE I AM!!!

obligatory offical account tags under the cut:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @britain-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @man-offical @human-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @tim-tam-offical @totally-cis-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @supervillain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @offical-wikipedia @woman-offical @trans-older-brother-offical