Cryptic Guy In A Blanket

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[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

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(A blanketed presence emerges seemingly out of nowhere. Their gaze is intense yet they seem harmless. Their head slightly tilts—as if curious about their whereabouts that they had just recently wandered upon. The supposed officalverse…)

(They don’t seem like they’d speak much if at all, though they understand many of the typical wordless concepts of communication, such as blinking once or twice for yes or no questions and so on.)

(Again, they seem harmless, even despite that soulless, apathetic stare in their eyes. Will you accept and/or befriend them? Or will you demonstrate contempt?)

Heyyyy mod here :3 um I kinda just thought of making this originally as an oc and then I remembered that the officalverse existed so I thought the people here would love this heh… also this kinda gives me an excuse to be really poetic and use my large vocabulary by describing their actions and whatnot, and I will do so with big words cuz I can >:3

Anywayssss here’s a bit of info about them!

Name: none, yet. For now just call them “blanket guy” or something idk you can give them nicknames too if you want

Pronouns: they/them

Sexuality: they don’t really know that yet…definitely somewhere on the ace spectrum tho

Height: around 5’10” perchance

Uhh more will be added as the character grows :3

Tags to get famous >:3

@satan-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @an-alien-offical @amnesia-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @apple-juice-offical @cryptids-offical @christian-baby-offical @carabiner-offical @chappell-roan-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @evil-god-offical @evil-amulet-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @grim-reaper-offical @gay-satan-offical @ghostface--offical @hooty-offical @hear-me-out-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @homosexuality-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @lame-guy-offical @man-offical @mlm-god-offical @murder--offical @neutral-offical @no-one-offical @ouppy-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @real-alien-offical @racoon-offical @real-human-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @saint-nick-offical @slushee-offical @shipping-officals-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @ufo-offical @woman-offical @yellow-crayon-offical um um apologies if you didn’t wanna be tagged btw :’)

Rip my notifications…

[polls-offical]

best “guy” offical?

@cool-guy-offical @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @narrator-guy-offical

(i’m sure there are more but that’s all i can think of right now)

BATTLE OF THE GUYS LETS GOOO

Cool guy offical

Lame guy offical

Weird guy offical

Rad guy offical

Cryptic blanket guy offical

Scared guy offical

Regular guy offical

Narrator guy offical

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

@cool-guy-offical @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @narrator-guy-offical

[scared-guy-offical]

oh wow... i actually wasn't expecting to come in such a close second!

congrats @cool-guy-offical! and good game @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical and @narrator-guy-offical!

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…quite surprised to be third!

[scared-guy-offical]

i wonder who voted for you

couldn't be me...

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

… :)

[polls-offical]

best “guy” offical?

@cool-guy-offical @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @narrator-guy-offical

(i’m sure there are more but that’s all i can think of right now)

BATTLE OF THE GUYS LETS GOOO

Cool guy offical

Lame guy offical

Weird guy offical

Rad guy offical

Cryptic blanket guy offical

Scared guy offical

Regular guy offical

Narrator guy offical

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

@cool-guy-offical @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @narrator-guy-offical

[scared-guy-offical]

oh wow... i actually wasn't expecting to come in such a close second!

congrats @cool-guy-offical! and good game @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical and @narrator-guy-offical!

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…quite surprised to be third!

[scared-guy-offical]

This is ur new roommate be nice to him

@cryptic-blanket-guy-offical do you know how he got here? is this like your cousin or something?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…not sure who this is, unfortunately. is he frightening you at all?

[scared-guy-offical]

he hasn't done anything scary yet...

i'll let him hang out a little longer if he promises to stay in the corner

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…got it. I’ll be here if you need any protection:)

[scared-guy-offical]

This is ur new roommate be nice to him

@cryptic-blanket-guy-offical do you know how he got here? is this like your cousin or something?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…not sure who this is, unfortunately. is he frightening you at all?

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[james-offical]

Miscellaneous water creatures! Should be a hellgrammite in there somewhere.

open tags!

[clairvoyance-offical]

James those are terrifying

[james-offical]

I mean you don’t gotta eat them they are just available

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

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…blanket for the ground for everyone to sit on. every picnic needs one, right? :)

[for-sure-not-a-llama]

Tag game:

Name the superpower you'd use in real life and how you would use it, then have your followers give you a down side.

(no stupid things that are clearly broken like "i can choose my own down side!" Or "me am god!")

I choose dimension hopping, meaning i can go to other dimensions whenever i wish. I would use this to get tech and similar things to use in this dimension.

Like going to a dimension where they have infinite energy machines and then just get them built here ect. I think this could realistically do the most good in the world.

@the-queen-of-geese @punky-beaver-offical @ririwithrice @james-offical @king-of-oreo

[james-offical]

Your side effect is that you need to recharge before each travel by eating three packets of dried cranberries less than one hour before traveling.

I chose the ability to shapeshift :] @tea-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @woman-offical @man-offical @jared-offical and anyone else who wants to join

[jared-offical]

Everything you shapeshift into looks slightly off, but not in a way anyone can clearly place. Sorry bro.

I choose the ability to turn any liquid into soda!

@whale-offical @bob-offical

[bob-offical]

It's always flat and lukewarm.

hmmm... I'd like to have the power to troubleshoot any problem i have with ease! 🙂

@regular-guy-offical @woman-offical @factory-offical @man-offical

[regular-guy-offical]

I am quite shure that trouble shooting does not always mean sucess so you would never actuallt find out the problem.

i would like to be able to multiply myself so i can multitast more efficently

@weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical

[rad-guy-offical]

Your downside is … hmm… the extra you’d get tired really easily

Id like to time travel, would be cool

@cool-guy-offical

[cool-guy-offical]

uuHHMMMM you can only TIME TRAVEL to THE BIG FIVE MASS EXTINCTION EVENTS!!!

i wanna SHAAPEESHIIFFTTT, cuz that is AWESOME!!

@lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical

[lame-guy-offical]

You can only shapeshift into things you have seen.

I would like to have the ability to instantly solve any math problem, since that would be convenient.

@narrator-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical

[scared-guy-offical]

you can solve math problems but you are now useless in any other subjects besides math

i’d like to go invisible to hide from scary things

narrator

@narrator-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…your downside is that anything in your pockets is visible. I chose something tame on purpose. :)

as for myself… I suppose I would like the power to have all blankets be impossible to get dirty. cleaning them is inconvenient…

@fancy-guy-offical @gay-guy-offical @concise-shorts-guy-offical

[pathological-liar-offical]

are you *sighs* a woman?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

only on sundays :)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

Are you a rizzler

…I don’t know what that is.. is it good?

[the-grassy-hill]

Being a rizzler means you have fizz which is slang for charisma

So yes it is good

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…ah, wonderful :)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

I wouldn’t say I’m charismatic, though.. quite the opposite, really

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

Are you a rizzler

…I don’t know what that is.. is it good?

[the-grassy-hill]

Being a rizzler means you have fizz which is slang for charisma

So yes it is good

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…ah, wonderful :)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

Are you a rizzler

…I don’t know what that is.. is it good?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…of course! I’ve always got space available. Stay as long as you need :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

thank you so much

*Timothy just sits on the ground for a while and you can him muttering under his breath various things; song lyrics, lists, quotes, and "the house shouldn't still feel empty; it was almost a year ago"*

So ummmmm want to do some icebreakers?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…hmm, I don’t see why not:)

(They notice the muttering but don’t mention it, respecting any boundaries you may have. Also as they’re attempting to avoid unwanted confrontation about something that was seemingly a sensitive subject)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Okay! What's your favorite color?

Sorry about my muttering its a bad habit of mine

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…I’d say any sort of dark red or purple. What about you?

It’s okay! I’m not here to judge.

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…of course! I’ve always got space available. Stay as long as you need :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

thank you so much

*Timothy just sits on the ground for a while and you can him muttering under his breath various things; song lyrics, lists, quotes, and "the house shouldn't still feel empty; it was almost a year ago"*

So ummmmm want to do some icebreakers?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…hmm, I don’t see why not:)

(They notice the muttering but don’t mention it, respecting any boundaries you may have. Also as they’re attempting to avoid unwanted confrontation about something that was seemingly a sensitive subject)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…of course! I’ve always got space available. Stay as long as you need :)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)