What's up, homo?

What am I even supposed to write here? I'm Dave Karofsky. I play hockey and football and I go to McKinley.

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...Well.

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So what have I missed?

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nohairdyeiswear:

slushiemaster:

nohairdyeiswear:

slushiemaster:

 Sorry Sam but this reminded me of

 …your lucky i love you.

 Yes I am.

 <3

 ;) <3

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nohairdyeiswear:

slushiemaster:

nohairdyeiswear:

wesbegointabreadstix:

don’t be a fishboy!

too busy getting my hair washed sorry

 i’m not a fish though, i’m a person! :(

…is this another one of those cleaning things? like does hair washing mean something else? :S

 Sorry Sam but this reminded me of

 …your lucky i love you.

 Yes I am.

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nohairdyeiswear:

wesbegointabreadstix:

don’t be a fishboy!

too busy getting my hair washed sorry

 i’m not a fish though, i’m a person! :(

…is this another one of those cleaning things? like does hair washing mean something else? :S

 Sorry Sam but this reminded me of

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nohairdyeiswear:

slushiemaster:

nohairdyeiswear:

san, if you hurt my boyfriend i’ll be really mad and i’ll tie you to a chair and make you watch avatar with me until you can speak fluent na’vi, okay?

 I just really love you right now.

 you to! :D

 :)

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Okay, Dave just keep Santana standing while I cool her down a bit?

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stutterly:

slushiemaster:

 Why do I feel like it would be more awkward for me than for her

I dunno, because you worship the phallic image?

 ..Sounds about right.

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nohairdyeiswear:

san, if you hurt my boyfriend i’ll be really mad and i’ll tie you to a chair and make you watch avatar with me until you can speak fluent na’vi, okay?

 I just really love you right now.

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Okay, Dave just keep Santana standing while I cool her down a bit?

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wesbegointabreadstix:

stutterly:

slushiemaster:

stutterly:

Thanks, bro.

 Okey dokey.

Idk, is it less awkward for a girl and a guy to be sponge bathing another girl, or just a girl sponge bathing another girl?

are you asking if it’s awkward for dick to see me kind of naked? because it is. but not too much.

 Why do I feel like it would be more awkward for me than for her

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Okay, Dave just keep Santana standing while I cool her down a bit?

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stutterly:

Thanks, bro.

 Okey dokey.

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PAGING DOCTOR KAROFSKY, PAGING DOCTOR KAROFSKY

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wesbegointabreadstix:

slushiemaster:

wesbegointabreadstix:

stutterly:

wesbegointabreadstix:

stutterly:

Dave I need you and your manly man strength.

Santana is being sexually explicit and all I want to do is cool her temperature(at the moment) come help me please?

it isn’t my fault you’re so hot

Santana sweetie if I didn’t know how high your temp was I would possibly be looking into suing for molestation

please don’t sue. i’ll stop.

 Santana aren’t you getting any from Brittany?

I AM GETTING PLENTY THANK YOU

 Then calm your tits

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PAGING DOCTOR KAROFSKY, PAGING DOCTOR KAROFSKY

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wesbegointabreadstix:

stutterly:

wesbegointabreadstix:

stutterly:

Dave I need you and your manly man strength.

Santana is being sexually explicit and all I want to do is cool her temperature(at the moment) come help me please?

it isn’t my fault you’re so hot

Santana sweetie if I didn’t know how high your temp was I would possibly be looking into suing for molestation

please don’t sue. i’ll stop.

 Santana aren't you getting any from Brittany?

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people i hug

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wesbegointabreadstix:

brittany

tina

kurt

everett

quinn sometimes i guess when she needs it even though she’s whiny

 why don't I get hugs

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ooc/ is everett gay

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jesselovescollege:

blaineissodapperlike:

ooc/ he’s blainesexual LIKE JESSE

ooc/ EVERYONE IS

 ooc/ Except me, I'm just gay.

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blaineissodapperlike:

None of you even know what happened last night. None of you were there.

 Before someone proves me otherwise I'm just gonna assume that some people fucked

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blaineissodapperlike:

Everett has locked himself in the closet.

He is literally stuck in the closet.

 ..why? Even I haven't managed to do that.