[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[itsahalest0rm]

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

[oliver-sonntag]

[charaznable]

vaccinate your fucking kids

holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[micdotcom]

[starz-and-rockets-deactivated20]

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[zackisontumblr]

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

[winterpickett]

Neck kissing is like heaven, except it mainly makes you breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of sins right then.

[cery-neian]

[theinturnetexplorer]

hotels that understand customer service

[gatewaytogalleryland-deactivate]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[dekutree]

no one man should have all that power

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

Note for men:

• I shave my legs for myself so when I am sleeping naked in bed, they feel smooth against each other: not for you. • I wear make-up because it enhances my features and gives me a confidence boost: not for you. • I wear tight jeans, crop tops, skirts and bikinis because I feel good when I pass my reflection: not for you. • I cut my hair this way because I am unique and I think it looks awesome: not for you.

None of what I do to my body is ever for you. It is for me and my confident self.

[hotupinthesix]

If your girlfriend talks to you about her feelings and things she wants to be worked on and you think that’s her “complaining”, you just lost all right to deserve her as your girl

[sadgalari]

[tyleroakley]

does that say “farting will save the world”??

[gracehelbig]

This is what I want to be when I grow up.

[felifeltfrog]

You shouldn’t point out things about people’s appearances if they can’t fix it in ten seconds.

Something my sister said once, that’s become an important thing to me (via goll-um)

[saturninejellyfish]