Silly moose

Hey you. Looking for a good time? You should Stop standing there, and Come on over here. (( Hey yo, This is a Ask blog. I know It's lame. But who can you blame. Please don't be shy to send an ask, I'll reply to you just as fast, And If you love to do some role play well Than Bay-b. You're gonna have a fun day. ALSO, THE ICON ISN'T MINE, It's Askthebertle.tumblr.com. ))

[slutty-bertl]

this blog is so ded

[ask-the-red-teetons]

"TITANS SUCKKKKKKKKKKK!"

"We all know your mom does too, but we don’t announce it like you do." 

[ask-the-red-teetons]

why do you eat humans why

"WHY DO YOU EAT HUMANS, WHY—" 

"Me is tree eater but friends of titan eat other humans because—"

"SHUT UP PUSSY." 

"WE EAT HUMANS BECAUSE WE CAN DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK WE WANT ALRIGHT." 

im a boss ass bitch 

[slutty-bertl]

this blog is ded lol

[slutty-bertl]

omg thANK YOU ALL ITS AN EVEN NUMBER AGAIN 

[slutty-bertl]

Ymirings. Shut the front door, and leave, because thats better than every url here //

i brought bread sticks give me one hoe // 

ugh like //

all these are fucking great // 

[slutty-bertl]

I can tell just from looking at your icon without clicking that its bert wearing a flower hat or what ever omg // 

// i read ur user name like "el leg bro" i dont know why, but thanks for following //

Btw im not dead u gays im always active so send me shit 0w9rituehji // 

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[slutty-bertl]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED 

[onicum]

Come here baby

Hug me ymir 

come hea 

[onicum]

oh my gosh

[slutty-bertl]

this goes on longer //

stop // 

please // 

[slutty-bertl]

Hey bby. How you doin? I just wanted to ask you if you would like to engage in intense frickle frackle?

I'd Love, to engage for some interesting Fricle frackling any time, seriously ;v; get off anon, and we'll talk more. 

[slutty-bertl]

For reibert I always called it "Rhino and Birdy" // 

but rhino and turtle // 

hmm // 

[uncle-hannes]

Bert leaned over, slinging an arm on his shoulders. "I really wanna touch your / N o o t n o o t. /" Sexually.

“Get out.Now.”

[uncle-hannes]

"No I... It's not that, I. I've been feeling something, and I've finally had enough courage to tell you."

"… oh, and what might that be?"

[uncle-hannes]

"Hannes, sir. Can I tell you something?"

"If it’s ‘noot noot’, then save your breath."

[perrytheplatyborg]

"do you have a tumblr because you talk like you do"

[trows]

Bertl Turtle