Humans are very tiny.

Titan Just Want to be Friend with Human.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[lacylite]

[charlesoberonn]

We all know why we’re reblogging this. Don’t even try to hide it.

[spacekingjack]

[hanari502]

so no one can like my little pony and steven universe at the same time? that kinda sucks

No, no no no you don’t understand.

I like My Little Pony and Steven Universe at the same time so that question is nulled immediately.

The backstory of my comment is that the runners of Equestria Daily are rumoured (Probably true though) to be making a separate website and sidestuff for Steven Universe.

The problem is that this is seen as bad for the Steven Universe community. Why? One word.

Bronies.

Not just fans of MLP, I’m  fan of MLP but i’m not a Brony.

‘Bronies’ (Capital B) are notorious for being the ones who effectively ‘’ruined’ the mlp fandom and made it unsafe for little girls and boys and non binaries to google My Little Pony without being subjected to masses of porn, and have so much as asked the voice actors of the show if they know of notorious negative blogs (Like that one ‘Princes Molestia’ blog). They’ve overall turned what was a loveable show about friendship and magic and female empowerment into a cesspool of fedorabeard garbage that would probably scar my 11 year old sister.

The SU fandom is in fear that with the influx of the negative effects of the Bronies will bring a lot of content that the fandom doesn’t really want to see, like an influx of porn or heavy SU gore, which the series doesn’t really revolve around. At all. The fear that the bronies will go out of their way to harass the creators and make callouts to a show that is very heavily based off of acceptance and discovering ones’self to gratuitous content of the mainly female cast that nobody really wants to see. (Unless you’re into that kind of thing in which case hey, more power to you. Tag your shit.)

And while the argument for ‘R34′ is always valid and there, the Steven Universe fandom isn’t the kind of fandom that warrants any kind of negativity. As far as ive been in this fandom (Which is since the pilot) I’ve seen nothing but love and acceptance and understanding and jokes and good natured humor and interactions from the fans and every person I’ve met who is a fan of the show (It’s a lot of people i’m tellin’ you right now) are so kind and happy, and I’ve met some people who I would never expect to be fans of SU. I’ve med /b/tard regulars who like Steven Universe. I’ve met Policemen who like steven universe and watch it with their kids. I’ve met an elderly hindi lady and her family who liked SU. I just recently got my friend into Steven U and I never thought he’d get into it at all.

I’ve met Rebecca Sugar. She’s a wonderful nice woman. I’ve met Estelle and Zach, and they’re absolutely beautiful to talk to. I don’t want them to be subject to negativity from a Brony influx. I don’t want them being harassed at conventions or asked inappropriate questions. I don’t want this show spiraling down into what MLP essentially became.

You can like MLP and SU at the same time. I like them at the same time. But coming from a long time SU fan and active contributor to the fandom, I don’t want Steven Universe becoming what My Little Pony did.

I don’t think anyone really does.

[underthetutelageofrandytutelage]

[actualdogvines]

playful lil pup!

[yaycreamymancakes]

[maria-ruta]

I made an AU, guys!

… you won’t like this…

.

P.S. - if someone else did this kind of au, please give me te link, I’m so interested! *u*

[bogleech]

OF COURSE PEARL CORRUPTS INTO A RIDICULOUS HAUNTING BIRB

[zachsilberberg]

[tanku-deactivated20150907]

if rose shapeshifted a womb in order to have steven does that mean

[forestbeasty-deactivated2017110]

so i went through the drive through at dunkin donuts and ordered coffee and food and i pull out money to pay when i pull up and the window woman says, “the person ahead of you paid for your meal! they said have a nice day!” and i was like whatWHAT… WHAT WHAT WHO WHAT AND IM LIKE ZIGZAGGIN head motion the persons already drove off idk WHO they are i was just so..imsotouched like what ohmygod thank you stranger….

[ask-the-red-teetons]

me as a child: (crying) please don't let the aliens take me

me now: (crying) why won't the aliens take me

[taekookau-deactivated20160227]

natalia kills: i, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied….do you not have any value or respect for originality?”

natalia kills (2013):

hall and oates (1976): 

[charmdog]

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

[xxxan-xiety]

don’t you mean blaze it? 

[charmdog]

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

[m0uthbr3ather]

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

[skwinky]

I always need this on my blog.

[xopachi]

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

He better have bought that burrito with the last goddamn dollar he had to his name to spend this much time and effort on this.

[actualdogvines]

Mondays. (submitted by pumpkinspice-autumnbatch)

[weloveshortvideos]

[allhailsauron-deactivated201506]

UNMUTE

[marshmallowscream]

his little gasp