It Came From Alpha Sluttari!

🔞 PARENTAL ADVISORY: Strong language, suggestive themes. A sentient blob of maple syrup from the planet Alpha Sluttari, fuelled entirely by lust and spite. Landed in a sugarbush somewhere in Canada and it's been everyone else's problem ever since. I have no idea what I'm doing. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 Other Places I Post Stuff: YouTube Twitter Blue Sky Twitch ~Shamelessly inconsistent updates since 2010~

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[marlynnofmany]

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she's mooning us

[pukicho]

ok so i just saw this youtube community post that reposted a tweet of yours or something with your name scribbled out for some reason, and some people in the comments caught it as you because of the pfp, but ive seen like 3 people insisting that youre a woman

did i miss something

I guess I'm a woman now. It's fine. No really it's fine.

[pukicho]

I was forcefemmed last year too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

[sluttymaplesyrup]

Local syrup-based foxgirl gays up workplace for Pride weekend

[sluttymaplesyrup]

Tomorrow, 6pm EST join my partner hardMapleCider and I as we take turns playing levels in games the other hasn't played!

slootyMapleSyrup - Twitch

[6vcr]

I made illustrations for 3 Magic cards ✨

[sluttymaplesyrup]

Heyo tomatoes! I'm gonna be streaming some FarCry 5 Fuckery with my partner hardMapleCider tonight! Come by and say hi :D

Fun starts at 6PM EST over on Twitch!

slootyMapleSyrup - Twitch

[squeedgeart]

🌋🌴𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐍 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒 🦖🌴 🌈 a rave 65 million years in the making! flyer I illustrated for @impactraves.org ♥

[squeedgeart]

Some of my favorite cards I illustrated for the Neopets Battledome TCG by Upperdeck!

[pixelguzzler]

Hey Tumblr! I'm new here, I'm excited to get to know you :3

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I wrote a hit song for Halloween that became a global sensation. It was called Pumpkin Slut.

The only lyrics I remember are from the chorus - “Time for Halloween you Pumpkin Slut. Ready for a slap on your pumpkin butt?”

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Microsoft purchased France, and changed its motto to "Liberté, Égalité, Fenêtres."

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[sluttymaplesyrup]

Hey I'm gonna be streaming tomorrow starting at 10am EST with my wonderful partner, hardMaplCider! Playing some Canadian-made games for Canada Day 2024. Maybe drop by and say hi if you see this post?

slootyMapleSyrup - Twitch

(Thanks, @sumthngtodu for the gif)

[depsidase]

[sluttymaplesyrup]

Maple & Cider Saturday night stream, 11pm EST!

Playing the underrated gem, Generation Zero with my partner, hardMaplCider!

https://twitch.tv/slootymaplesyrup