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୨୧ you’re finally awake..

was startin’ to get worried there,, anyway, welcome ‘home’ hope ya enjoy your stay.

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Schlatt watching his s/o (masc) walk around the house in grey sweatpants as if the outline of his hard isnt showing,,,

oh my god, schlatt telling you to stand next to him while he's lounging on the couch. you do just that, eating from the bag of gummy bears. his eyes are looking right at that outline, and he just uses one of his fingers and lightly grazes it through those grey sweats.

"mm...handsome, what don't you come sit on my lap, huh? yeah, i know you wanna grind that pretty dick on me, c'mon, pretty boy. lets mess up these sweats."

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Random xanakin skywok thirst , no divs since it was so random

“God jesus , what’s this mixed with?” She muttered , looking around for her boyfriend, xanakin ,she sighed.

the music thumped in her ears , she began to walk around the silk satin dress cutting against her thighs , the thong underneath fuelled her desire her boyfriend

“Xan baby,” she sighed as she opened their bedroom door , there he was dick in hand a photo of her in a balaclava and lingerie on his phone.

“Awhh couldn’t wait for me?” She smiled , walking toward him, he looked shocked his balaclava rolled up exposing his mouth.

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It’s..you??

I had this thought last night so like :3 enjoy

When Joji left for New York from Osaka , you had one Polaroid to treasure that day by, the day you ran home collapsing into your mothers arms as you bawled your eyes out,, the boy you’d grown up with had gone away.

Fanning the Polaroid in the air as the plane took off, you smiled tears still running down your face, you felt angry and sad but still felt some happiness for the boy.

but here you where: 10 YEARS LATER; NEW YORK , BUCHANAN-APARTMENTS

slipping on a T-shirt that joji had given you in Osaka when you stayed at his house , because you’d spilt miso down yours the night prior.

You smiled contentedly, checking yourself out in the mirror before turning away and clipping the Danny pack around your waist.

Not forgetting the lanyard that proudly displayed MEET-AND-GREET ACCESS , SMITHEREENS.

giggling lightly as you stepped out of the apartment , you sighed softly and began the walk to the train line all the way to Madison square garden.

straightening out the shirt whilst tapping your foot on the not so pristine ground of the train line, a large dopey smile spread across your face, knowing you had the Polaroid of the last day you saw joji in your fanny pack you where content.

You did miss the boy, you’d watched him grow whilst filming the rest of filthy Frank, the conclusion and you even listened to the SoundCloud releases, thom etc

CONCERT START: 7:24 PM

watching as he ran onto the stage , the girl smiled , there he was, Joji miller, her childhood best friend and childhood crush, and hell those feelings had never ever left.

Her head began to bop as YUKON (INTERLUDE) began to play , smiling like an idiot as she watched the boy you’d grew up with finally happier than he had been when she’d last seen him.

She knew every lyric to every Smithereens and in tongues delux song , her hands tapped against the railings as the song faded into the city air.

“SHE SAID IM DUMB,, SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS WHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE, IM TOO DEEP” she sung, almost passionately her voice blending in with the crowd.

the rings on her fingers clinked against the metal of the barrier as joji came closer to the edge of the stage crouching down his hand moving forward , as he moved along toward you , his eyes widened his head tilting, as BLAHBLAHBLAH drifted out just like YUKON had moments prior, the melody of dissolve flew into the surroundings.

She lifted a hand to wave at the boy as he grasped it smiling , butterflies flew through her stomach like they had when they hugged for the last time, as he planted a small kiss on the crown of her head.

“Do you feel complacent on the outside?” She harmonised as the other man on the stage smiled at her standing up he ran back to his place in the middle of the large stage.

The melody of die for you began to fade in as the tears began to fall down her face, this was the song that got her through so much when she missed the man now infront of her on a stage.

“Swear I couldn’t sleep a wink last night, no point in turning off the light.” They duetted their voices flowing together just like they had all those years ago before he left.

“Not the same without your head on my shoulders.” it was true, Joji felt it too, he missed the weight of the girls head in his shoulders.

“Growin pains but I don’ wanna get older” , once more the lyrics held true, she didn’t want to get older not without seeing him and feeling his skin against hers again.

“Almost like we left it all on read.” , their friendship felt like that after he left.

1AM FREESTYLE began to play again, the songs feeling like they meant more than just a harmless melody it was like a letter written but unsent.

“you know you can make it, but you can’t make it alone.” She breathed the tears now full force down her face as her hands gripped the barrier.

MEET AND GREET, 9:45PM

as she stood last in the line, the person in-front of her left , she could swear she saw the boy jump from his seat as he sped toward her.

“Holy shit, y/n.” He sputtered holding her shoulders

“Joji…” she sniffled wrapping her arms around his shoulders as he returned the action.

[nvmadic]

Pls pls pls write hc of virgin!schlatt lunch club era that previous one had my head spinning it was so good!

nsfw below cut

he would jerk off to you, like 24/7. just imagining you of all people being the first person to suck on his cock, to play with it, to ride him.

god forbid you send him any nudes, they’d be burnt onto the inside of his eyelids. waking up a sticky mess as he constantly dreams about fucking you.

this man is just so overstimulated by the smallest things. making out together, straddling his lap as he stifles moans in between kisses trying not to cum in his boxers.

if you were afab, schlatt would try to act as if he knew what he was doing, his search history filled with searches like “guide to fingering someone”, and “how to rub a clit properly.” you having stumbled upon this, he was thoroughly embarrassed which you thought was quite cute that he cared so much about pleasing you.

he was savvy enough to know that different things feel better for different people. with everything new he’d softly mumble, “does this feel okay, angel? am I doing this right?”

he absolutely loved the way it felt sliding in and out of you. even much so, the first time he did he only lasted about half a minute.

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HOLY MOLY YOURE SO RIGHT OML I LOVE LUNCHCLUB ERA SCHLATT AND EVERY LC SCHLATT FIC, LC SCHLATT HAS A PLACE IN MY HEARTT

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2018,, MISHAPS AND DRINKS

ok so ,, as a certified professional in the realm of old misfits vlogs and other videos I hereby present you a virgin!fitz x experienced reader

When your brother Hurley dragged you along, you weren't expecting to be at the misfits air b&b at four in the morning with adrenaline still coursing through your veins.

You laughed and rolled your eyes at the side of the bed as everyone crowded into Fitz's room to see if the people next door were fucking or not.

“Are you all that excited since you're virgins or do you just want to see irl porn?” You stabbed as you slowly followed behind them with a hand in one pocket and a red Solo cup in the other while they crowded around to the balcony at the air b&b's window.

"Well, yes, I wanna see pussy, and I'm a virgin." Fitz continued the conversation, which caused you to start laughing and hold your stomach through your T-shirt.

“Wait, you're serious?” Everyone had by this point gone out to do their respective things, such as order Ubers and throw up, so you were looking up at Fitz's expressionless face.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Fitz queried, You were seated on the left side of the bed tapping your fingers against your thighs as Fitz cracked his knuckles and leaned back into the bed.

“Just didn’t think you’d be a virgin,” you shrugged as you smiled at him that smile that you greeted him with when you first met him.

“I mean , you’re fitz for fuck sake thought you would’ve at least gotten some action” you spoke again, watching his face heat up, giggling you moved closer to him.

"Well- I just, I don't party a lot with other girls to be able to have some action.." He said, cocking his head to the side.

“I could change that..” you smirked, as his head shot up his hand flew to his face to cover his face , now bright red as a sudden burst of confidence ran through you.

“Really? Like you’re not just leading me on?” he muttered as you could see the tent in his jeans rising more and more

“Why would I ever-ever lead you on cammy?” you whispered as he whimpered as you brushed against his manhood and begged as you straddled him.

You didn't anticipate him to be this needy. "Pleasee," he cried, flinging his head back as you pressed harder on him.

"What do you want, Cam?" He tilted his head forward once more as you questioned, his hands almost holding you still with their grip on your hips.

“P-pleasee- just suck me off or something” he sniffled as you kissed his jawline tracing your thumb over his collarbone.

“Alright then, stand up” you smiled shimming off his lap ,, he obeyed still looking as confused as ever,, clearly not used to it.

Tugging at his waistline you smiled , “mind if I take these off baby?” You asked , sporadic nodding followed from fitz.

Yanking down his jeans , you giggled watching the tent in his boxers grow, pulling down his boxers too you watched as his dick sprung to hit his stomach.

Gently wrapping a hand around his cock you smiled taking a lick at the tip he immediately threw his head back as a soft whine escaped him.

“awhh there’s a good boy.” You teased taking him fully in her mouth he whined hands tangling your y/h/c , moans and whines escaped him even subtle groans at points.

“H- hahhh.. fuckk” he moaned still carding a hand through your hair; “please , god pleasee” he whined again as you began to jerk him off as-well as sucking and kissing the tip.

“Please what honey,” she smiled popping off his cock and just stroking him as more raw groans and whine escaped his throat.

“Please please let me cum- oh god please fuckk” he began to get more irate the more you worked in him, swirling a thumb round his tip seemed to do it for him because more desperate pleas came from him.

“Go one then darling, cum for me, be a good boy and cum for me.” She smiled evilly as white ropes spirted from the sensitive red tip.

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SCHLATT WITH A READER WHO SPEAKS RUSSIAN.

mk,, so we know that schlatt can speak Russian from one of the sdp episodes right?? So here’s a collection of headcanons for y’all

SFW

starting off strong, he didn’t know you spoke Russian until you broke a plate and started cursing

“Боже мой” (oh my god) & “Иисус Христос Господь выше дай мне силы” (Jesus Christ Lord above give me strength)

He hears the crash from his recording room and comes speeding out to make sure his sweetheart is ok, only to MELT there on the spot when he hears you speaking Russian,, he knows exactly what you’re saying but it still makes him melt

“You speak Russian?” he asks, fumbling with the fork between his fingers trying desperately to focus on anything but the small Russian curses leaving your mouth over what happened

“Yes, I do” you shot back before shovelling the vegetables into your mouth your mind still racing and the adrenaline still running through your body at a rapid speed

“Well then, love” he smiled that same smile that made you fall 10x over for him looking up at you.

NSFW

Change my mind this man definitely whimpers ,, 12:24 in one of the jack box games on sdp btw 🤭

Mk now he knows you know Russian he uses it to the advantage and he doesn’t lay off unless he’s reduced to a beg

“хороший мальчик” (good boy) that’s what you call him and god does he love it.

We know he has an oral fixation right…imagine him sucking on smth doesn’t have to be a tit or a dick,, he doesn’t care

He also sprained his wrist as we know in the Texas trip video,, I feel like he has smth for shocking or sudden and small bursts of pain… so when he sprained his wrist you’d press on it lightly with his hands above his head and the cursing he’d just stopped would begin again his breathing laboured and erratic as small whimpers left his mouth.