The Most Useless God

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Multi-muse(Kinda) NEET God side-blog. Read info before intreacting. Witten by Buttercup and fallows from Cherrypop-matsu

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Send me 🍰for my muse to react to yours giving them a luxurious present

Bonus if you mention what kind of present

A small PSA that tumblr is no longer only having issues with showing acivity, it’s also taken to eating asks at an alarming rate. So, it may not be a bad idea to message your partners and ask if they’ve even received the memes and messages you’ve been sending them through the inbox, because it seems like most people, unfortunately, are not.

edit: there’s a post here that explains and gives you a good way to check if your own blog has been missing asks sent to it.

Send “I’ve got you” to help my muse wash off blood from their body

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Fairytale Themed Starters

Send one to…

💤 - Find my muse in a bed of roses in deep sleep, only awaking after receiving true love’s kiss

🍎 - Give my muse a poison apple

👠 - Find my muse is the perfect fit to the shoe that was lost at the ball after days of searching

👑 - Mary my muse into royalty after enduring a wacky adventure with them

🐰 - Fall into the rabbit whole and meet my muse inside

🌺 - Be turned into a fairy by my muse after harming their forest

🐸 - Kiss my muse and watch them transform into a beautiful prince/princess

🐬 - See my mermaid muse after they rescued yours from drowning

👞 - Be an elf with my muse trying to escape the oppressive shoemaker

👿 - Have your muse trapped in my muse’s castle as they are stuck as a beast

🤥 - Have my muse’s nose grow every time they tell a lie

😾 - Meet master trickster ____ in boots, my muse

🌱 - Climb a beanstalk your muse planted and meet my muse, the giant, at the top

🌬 - Fly my muse to neverland with the help of a little pixie dust

🌲 - Go into the forest with my muse and leave a trail of crumbs behind to find their way back

🍞 - Have your muse deliver bread to their grandmother and get stopped by my muse, the big bad wolf

Who wants to do a Jack and the Bean Stock based RP?

Ani pouted “Is anyone gonna come worship our birthday?”

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MAKE MY CHARACTER FEEL LOVED.

all of this ANGST lately – while nice – it’s getting a bit OLD. I want your character to try their best and make mine feel super loved. give them ALL you’ve got. make them blush like crazy and CRY because they’ve never heard such beautiful things before. do it. I dare you.

Send ‘Lost Item’ to return an item to my muse.

send ‘Found this’ for my muse to return a lost item to your muse.

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Drinking Game: Every time you send an opinion that my muse hates or disagrees with, they will have to take a shot of whiskey.

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

Totoko smirked a little bit. She didn’t need him to answer, it showed all on his face. “Come here, my little baby god.” She cooed as she took him into her lap and cradled him. She started to slowly rock him in her arms as she sung a lullaby to ease the fussy baby to sleep.

As the bottle was finished Ani started to slowly start to relax letting out a yawn “We’ew not a baby...” and just like that the god was out like a light, sucking his thumb.

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

“Are you sure?” Totoko said as she softly rubbed his head while she sat by his bed and looked at him. “Or is it that you don’t want to nap alone?” She asked as she held the side of his face and gently stroked his cheek with her thumb.

They didn’t answer looking down and started to suck the bottle again, their face turning a little red. Getting sung and rocked to sleep would be really nice....

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

“Now.. It’s time for your nap, my big baby god. Perhaps after that you’ll feel a whole lot better huh?” She said as she gave him a wide smile.

Ani pouted a little bit grumbling a little “bu’ we’we not tiwed...” they huffed pausing in chugging the bottle of milk.

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

“Well.. You’re all whiny today. And kind of crybaby-ish. Plus you just had an accident and you’re sucking your thumb. So you’re just super cute today.” She said as she handed the god the bottle and tucked him in his bed. “I wonder what other babyish antics you’ve got today~”

They eagerly took the bottle and started to suckle on it, though a blush on their face as Totoko explained her stance.

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

“Yes, I guess it was.” Totoko cooed as she decided to diaper up the god once he was all cleaned up and got him dressed. “You’re acting so cute today though.” She mentioned as she went to warm up a bottle for the god.

“Humph! How awe we cute?” they asked with a pout before going back to sucking their thumb.

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

“Awww what’s gotten into you, sweetie? I know you don’t like the potty but I know you can hold it better than that.” Totoko said as she bathed the god cleanly.

“It was a ac’ident...” They mumbled before letting out a hiccup, fortunately, they behaved during the bath and the goddess clean them.

#m!a #god-sized baby

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

slxcking-deity:

mommanon17a:

“Awww… My poor baby..” She cooed as she hugged him and gently rubbed his back. “Shhhh it’s okay.. You go ahead and pee and then I’ll clean you up okay?” She said reassuringly and kissed his cheek a little.

Ani sobbed into her shoulder before putting his thumb in their mouth again as the stream finally stopped, leaving the poor god dripping wet.

The goddess gently stroked the back of his head as she felt his body relax into her once he was done. “Let’s go clean you up, Ani.” Totoko said as she carried the sopping wet god into the bathroom and then gave removed his soaked garments before placing him in the water full of warm bubbly suds.

Ani sunk into the bathwater letting out a little sniffle as they started to settle down a little bit from their sobbing fit.

Totoko the goddess was resting peacefully in her temple when she felt the tremors coming from the Animatsu temple. "Yikes.. That doesn't sound pleasant.." she decided to go to her usual tiny human form and flew off to check on her beloved multi-limbed god. "Oh Animatsu~ I could feel the tremors up until my temple." She said

The god was pouting deep in his their temple, they had drunk their last jug of sake dry. They looked at the goddess and folded a set of arms “Humph…what’s that supposed to mean?” Ani grumbled.

mommanon17a:

“Awww… My poor baby..” She cooed as she hugged him and gently rubbed his back. “Shhhh it’s okay.. You go ahead and pee and then I’ll clean you up okay?” She said reassuringly and kissed his cheek a little.

Ani sobbed into her shoulder before putting his thumb in their mouth again as the stream finally stopped, leaving the poor god dripping wet.

#m!a #god-sized baby

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