Aquamarine Fishnets
YCH commission for Vin the Bat
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we're not kids anymore.
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Peter Solarz
RMH

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Xuebing Du
will byers stan first human second

Kiana Khansmith
cherry valley forever

Kaledo Art
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi

titsay
ojovivo

Product Placement

izzy's playlists!

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Aquamarine Fishnets
YCH commission for Vin the Bat
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Verdant Fishnets
YCH commission for Felix
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Rainy and Hydrated
Commission for Rain
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Lilly Reference Sheet
Reference sheet for Lilly
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Yeshie Reference Sheet
Reference sheet for Yeshie
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Awooooo!
Old gift art done for Flexx prior to their current design
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Hale 2.0
Remake of an old commission for Hale
Posted using PostyBirb
Hornet's gotta catch her breath, it's been a rough day 😌
Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content
Some half bodies in working on
Thank you to all of Tumblr, except that one guy, you know who you are. You've restored my hope that there's somewhere left on the internet worth being.
Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird
Locking cursed artefacts with tf triggers in the cabinets over the fridge like the liquor bottles at your parents house, but poorly, so you feel like you're getting away with something as your cute puppy girl tits start coming in.
[ID: A Tweet from "sneepsnorp3d" that reads: "borzoi puppies look so much like normal dogs, i like to imagine someone getting a borzoi puppy without knowing what adult borzois look like and as their borzoi matures they'd just be like "what on earth is happening to my dog"". Below is a photograph of a borzoi puppy, which resembles a normal-looking dog.
A Tweet from "GAYSEXDEATHRAVE" that reads: "my sson. he is deflauting." Below is a photograph of a golden retriever standing next to a borzoi that is lying on its side and looking incredibly flat.
A Tweet from "wil_wisp" that reads: "i felted him :)". Below is a photograph of a felt replica of the incredibly flat borzoi lying on a patch of grass outdoors.
Tumblr tags from "kleefkruid" that read: "dogs"; "barely". End ID]
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I... thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...
Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.
Worker 100100: What's with the mask?
Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭
Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.
It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.
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